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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    778
Slugwax said:
Current CK Timeline:

CK got released from the psych ward

Immediately returned to the Bowling Alley that trespassed her.

CK is arrested by angry dike View attachment 6867089

Released an hour later with a $500 bond (?) court date 30th Jan

Call her, she’s Lucid, normal, talking like a real person, etc.

Goes to stay with ‘friends’ who buy her weed.

Back to being crazy.

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If she quits cannabis she’ll be fine. If she doesn’t she’ll be a tragic lolcow.

Case closed
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She's already a tragic lolcow. Mutt syndrome man, the weed is just accelerating the inevitable. All you open to race mixing take a long hard look and decide if you want this instability for your child.
 
Blackstar said:
Early during the season I remember people here and elsewhere looking for the episode of some TV Court with Alex and Pig, and it's been found, Alex had a clip of it uploaded but not the whole thing:
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Local archive.

Surprised this shit made it through two whole seasons, Judge Judy she is not.

They split up, not talking, and he still took one of her kids to Comic Con :story:
 
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Karen Horney said:
Local archive.
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Surprised this shit made it through two whole seasons, Judge Judy she is not.

They split up, not talking, and he still took one of her kids to Comic Con :story:
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Latinx Ursula soon come


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Blackstar said:
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Hundreds of fans agreeing that nobody cares about the edits anymore
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Jet, you brain-rotten mongoloid, it shouldn’t take you longer than three days for a one-hour video.
Check the clipper channels and recap channels for the interesting parts and storylines, they’ve already done lots of the sorting and labeling for you.
Make a rough plan for where the clips and stories should go. Get a bunch of people to organize the footage you have for you.
Then, make your final cut and add all the bells and whistles.

Stop scrubbing through years of unsorted footage by yourself in the hopes of creating some never-before-seen masterpiece. All people want is a comprehensive recap with the extra camera footage the clippers don’t have.
 
Interesting thing playing on the fishtank.live site:



(Edit) It's the "virtual cell live event"
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The Tall Man said:
Jet, you brain-rotten mongoloid, it shouldn’t take you longer than three days for a one-hour video.
Check the clipper channels and recap channels for the interesting parts and storylines, they’ve already done lots of the sorting and labeling for you.
Make a rough plan for where the clips and stories should go. Get a bunch of people to organize the footage you have for you.
Then, make your final cut and add all the bells and whistles.

Stop scrubbing through years of unsorted footage by yourself in the hopes of creating some never-before-seen masterpiece. All people want is a comprehensive recap with the extra camera footage the clippers don’t have.
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I dont know what the fuck is going on in that galaxy gas chamber but I'd at least be keeping notes until you know what would be funny like making the girls steal diaries or maybe even misplacing their plushies. Thats some real brutal shit, not how 10 year olds court.
 
Blackstar said:
Early during the season I remember people here and elsewhere looking for the episode of some TV Court with Alex and Pig, and it's been found, Alex had a clip of it uploaded but not the whole thing:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hhNE1Lc8M6o
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I like when the lady playing the judge went along with the fat alien that Alex was unable to handle her curves. Her curves, because she is so curvy and cute.

Jaq looks like some sort of medieval artists' interpretation of the monstrosity of gluttony.

Although watching it all, you have to wonder if they have ever actually been happy together.
 
Death by Divine Kiss said:
Alex contacted Burt while he was live on stream and seemed to be crying. Burt took a Burt break to talk to him off-camera.

I assume Alex is attempting to run a reverse Nigerian Prince scheme on Burt. Alex, a rich heir cannot access his fortune but if Burt could just loan him some money...
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I hope it's a cry for help to get out of his relationship with the ogre because she literally physically beats him. Burt seems like a reasonable and good-hearted person (besides the catty gay drama) so if that's the case I hope he gives Alex some sound advice to get the fuck out of that shit... but Sam Hyde tried that already and it didn't work.
 
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