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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Jet's one of those people who's ego is too big to take advice, but he's still capable of learning. He just has to fail on his own to figure that out so that's why we're 3 seasons in and still in the "figuring out what works" phase. That's the folly of more "creative" types than you'd think.
 
Agares said:
Jon went live on Kick and he's with Jimmy and Greg in the house where they boxed last night
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Interesting to see Jimmy and Jon together and amiable considering the terrible terms they left on after 2.5. Was there some reconciliation that I missed? I also recall Jon saying he didn't drink prior to getting blackout drunk on S1. I guess he's taken up the bottle since then.
I'm pretty staunchly pro 2nd amendment, and while I don't think Jimmy shouldn't be able to own a gun, I also wouldn't want to be in the same location as him if I knew he had one, especially if he's drinking.
 
Archive of Burt's stream last night/this morning, original stream date Jan 12 2024. This is the only VOD from this manic episode that was taken down that I'm aware of.

BURTSTREAM 10.5_ BASED BURT AFTER DARK - Uncut​

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Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Interesting to see Jimmy and Jon together and amiable considering the terrible terms they left on after 2.5. Was there some reconciliation that I missed? I also recall Jon saying he didn't drink prior to getting blackout drunk on S1. I guess he's taken up the bottle since then.
I'm pretty staunchly pro 2nd amendment, and while I don't think Jimmy shouldn't be able to own a gun, I also wouldn't want to be in the same location as him if I knew he had one, especially if he's drinking.
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Jimmy already has a real pistol he keeps in his apartment. As for if he reconciled with Jon, your guess is as good as mine. They fucking hated each other during Bloodgames.

Jon is also a notorious liar so he's probably picked the bottle back up off screen.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Alex is someone I'd place in the top 5 greatest fish of all time (Judging by entertainment value the only real measurement) but he's not top 2 material. That belongs to Letty and Burt.
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Who fills out your top 5?

Letty was good no doubt, but I just can't ever place her at HIGHLY entertaining moments like I can with Alex. But I do agree she was at the center of a lot of things.
 
>-Ack! said:
agreed, the cell guy and octavious are the worst freeloaders of all time, i can barely even remenber they exist.
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Wyatt gets a free pass out of being one of the worst due to the fact he was kicked for dumping piss bottles immediately, I can respect that. He was too wild for the Fishtank. But Octavius really was awful, I think he gets 2nd place for worst freeloader because he at least stuck around longer than Ella did and was actually active at doing shit in the tank even if it was all gay and cringe. Ella literally didn't do anything at all.

Octavius and Connor are very similar now that I think about it.
 
jons my favorite tbh
and not just for fish tank but outside stuff like 40 boys and running for office in bend owegon
hes always up to some shit and i think its funny

for me with burt its still hard to suss out how much of it is a bit or not
with jon even though he plays shit up or w/e he's still playing the character he wants to be, if that makes sense.
he wants to be famous andwew tate badboy

as for alex, idek what's going on with that dude, he just seems nuts.

I like letty and tai a lot too. but like burt. jon. jimmy, alex are more like lolcows and i wouldn't put letty and tai in that category.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Alex is someone I'd place in the top 5 greatest fish of all time (Judging by entertainment value the only real measurement) but he's not top 2 material. That belongs to Letty and Burt.
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I like Letty, she was overall the best of S1, but I still think Burt is #1 and Alex is #2 for top fish of all time. People seem to forget just how much energy Alex had, and how gullible he was. He believes literally every gaslight and there's so much entertainment you can get out of that.
 
Alex B geeker tweaking and nearly passing out after making under $20 from tips and bits



Full Stream (L / A) - clip is from 1:24:00
 
Jimmy and Jon are my favorites just because their sperging makes for good content, especially when they're on the show together. Burt is obviously up there too with how much he interacts with TTS and Letty is a real content queen. Tay is alright too. Not as exciting as the other fish but she handles everything that's not a joke about her stalker well.

I'd also say Alex b but he's proven himself damn near impossible to tard wrangle and his constant lying/yapping gets pretty annoying.
 
Agares said:
I'd also say Alex b but he's proven himself damn near impossible to tard wrangle and his constant lying/yapping gets pretty annoying.
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It is really interesting how every season has had the retarded and overly talkative man-child with mental health issues character. We always want them when they're not around because of their content output, but when they are around we also hate them lol. Then when they inevitably leave or get eliminated we once again want them around. They're like a necessary evil. Annoying as hell but central to the house social web and getting other Fish to react and do stuff.
 
The Man With No Name said:
I think since it's been 2 months since S3 ended that I now miss Fishtank again and am looking forward to the next season. This shit is addictive and I really enjoy having something in the background while working.
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I missed it the second the shot of Burt holding the giant check in the desert faded out. Imo every season has gotten better with S3 being my favorite by far. Watching Burt fart and try to go to sleep before screaming when the tts talked to him was the hardest I have laughed in years. Or Alex Stein. Or Gold Burt. Even the RV stream and LV stream had its moments.

I hope they keep taking chances and resist resting on their luarels. Can't wait for S4. When do we think that's happening? Has to be several months, no?
 
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