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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
Jet and Fatty said that was a bit Fatty came up in the basement. It was pretty funny wondering if he was serious or not, he was committed to it until suddenly he wasn't, people were wondering if he was genuinely losing it.
It was very convincing. I thought he had lost it from sleep deprivation and was having some form of hallucination.
 
I think since it's been 2 months since S3 ended that I now miss Fishtank again and am looking forward to the next season. This shit is addictive and I really enjoy having something in the background while working.
 

Connor responds to the Burt allegations​

These are still up on his channel but just in case he takes them down, here is an archive.
I did not watch these yet so i have no comment at this time.
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Connor was probably my least favorite fish of all time. Can't think of anyone else as nontent as him.

Agree. He was negativetent, he would actively encourage anyone at any given time (especially Alex B) to ignore TTS, do everything possible to slow the show down, and, most commonly, scream over anything interesting being said.

WE ARE A FAMILY!!
 
Delany and that other freeloader from S2 that I cant even remembr his name
was something stupid similar in vain to "max powers"
Delaney got wasted and screamed the gamer word while destroying the bathroom and in a separate incident screamed "SAM HYDE IS A FAGGOT" over and over while Sam blew a horn in her face.
 
Jet and Fatty said that was a bit Fatty came up in the basement. It was pretty funny wondering if he was serious or not, he was committed to it until suddenly he wasn't, people were wondering if he was genuinely losing it.
The way it happened, Fatty came up with the idea of a Vietnamese ghost named Steve who talks to him through TTS, hence the yelling. It was a bit until Fatty and Betty started moving the couch apart and Fatty accidentally placed one of the pieces on his bag. Thinking somebody stole all his shit again (he was homeless at the time and all his worldly belongings were in that bag), he promptly forgot the Steve thing was a bit and went into a genuine rage mode meltdown and started putting holes in the walls with a broom.

Speaking of the S1, it actually has the most complete archives (source | archive). It's just that nobody wants to sift through like 1.5TB of separate camera footage. I have watched some of it and there is lots of gems that were never uploaded to YouTube, but clipping it and making it into coherent scenes with proper camera switches like one would do watching it live (lots of footage has people moving from room to room so clipping a single camera wouldn't work) would require some amount of editing and nobody is seemingly willing to spend the time it would take.
 
woman vs man streaming in a nutshell.
Calling Idubbz a man is a bit of a stretch.

Connor responds to the Burt allegations​

These are still up on his channel but just in case he takes them down, here is an archive.
I did not watch these yet so i have no comment at this time.
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If you need to 3 streams for over 2 hrs to explain why you're not a faggot, you are 100% a faggot.
 
Delaney got wasted and screamed the gamer word while destroying the bathroom and in a separate incident screamed "SAM HYDE IS A FAGGOT" over and over while Sam blew a horn in her face.

Also she gave us the Nifty groomer storyline which continued into BT/Cell, although Nifty probably would have ended up sharing that information one way or another.

 

Connor responds to the Burt allegations​

These are still up on his channel but just in case he takes them down, here is an archive.
I did not watch these yet so i have no comment at this time.
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The spaceship is also mentioned on the WeFunder along with an edited Season 2.5.
I've been meaning to try out SS13, but someone could mod the game into Spaceshiptank 13.
jimmy will probably try the brilliant strategy of tanking punches with his head. going by all the fights the two have been in greg is going to kill him if they are taking it serious.
Jimmy did very poorly in all the S2 boxing. Unless he has been practicing, I don't think he will fare much better now.
I haven't watched the fight yet, but I imagine Jimmy is nerfed by his sperg instincts and smokers lungs, while Greg is just generally unfit and has a shorter reach. Who has the weighted gloves?
 
jimmy: 203 pounds
greg: 224 pounds

fight starts at 1:37:38

round 1: jimmy has improved since he last boxed. greg is getting the better of jimmy, mixing up head and body shots. greg landed 2 wide right handed head shots. i haven’t seen jimmy land a single headshot, mainly body shots. jimmy gives greg a 3 piece combo that somewhat lands. it’s the most impressive thing he’s done so far. greg gives a clear body shot but jimmy complains it was too close to the dick. they both have zero idea of defending the head or the body. it seems like they are just letting the headgear absorb their punches. jimmy lands a solid straight jab before the round ends

Greg: 10-8

the boys go to their corners, greg refuses the water until they get it open and just dump the water on greg. i can’t hear jimmy’s corner but it seems like the dude is giving jimmy boxing advice while greg’s corner is fucking around

jimmy: “i forgot to breathe that round”

Round 2: the boys are starting to get more aggressive. greg is landing harder body shots but jimmy is landing some hard head shots. jimmy is getting the better of greg. greg is visibly hurt, taking breaks in the ring. greg doesn’t have much of an answer for jimmy’s striking, almost allowing jimmy to hit him without much defense. greg has learned the philly shell defense.

Jimmy: 18-18

greg is heavily breathing in his corner. greg has started breathing out of his mouth. lol the referee said they are doing 2 more rounds. :story:

round 3: as soon as the round starts, greg lands a nice right hand to jimmy. greg has acquired a new move set where’s he’s moved more fluidly than he has for the last 2 rounds. jimmy lands a nice liver shot. greg lands a right overhand but jimmy counterpunches to the chest. they are toying with each other, throwing shots until they both land good headshots to each other. this round was okay, but greg won this one

Greg: 28-27

jimmy is breathing hard. they ask if jimmy can continue which jimmy agrees. they are both really tired. cameraman does a zoom in on jimmy and he’s exhausted. they emphasize that this is the last round. go hard but be safe. try to kill each other but not really

LOL RIP BIG LENNY

Jimmy: “can i just ask me and greg do a quick 10 second break to catch our breath?”

greg goes on a speech about how jimmy is a decent dude, he proved himself in the ring tonight, etc

Round 4: as soon as the round started, greg was overpowering jimmy while jimmy tried to move around to avoid getting punched. jimmy found his way a little bit and landed a lot to good punches on greg. greg is now moving around to avoid getting punched. OOOO jimmy landed a perfect right hand to the temple of greg. greg dunks to avoid getting hit but narrowly misses getting knocked out. jimmy is getting the better of greg. if jimmy knew where to perfectly time his punches, greg would’ve gotten knocked out. they are both tired. greg landed a 2 piece on jimmy. in the last 10 seconds, they are both slugging it out. jimmy landed more punches in the exchange.

FINAL RESULT (my opinion): JIMMY 38-37

they are asking twitter who won. greg believes it was a tie. so far it’s jimmy leading by 52%
 
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I saw a hilarious edit of Alex B sperging out on stream, screaming "I CANT BREAAAAAATHE' as a poorly cropped photo of George Floyd is overlayed.

As much as people hate him, Alex is either the greatest or second greatest fish of all time.

He generated so many funny moments with his facial reactions alone.

Him taking off his glasses during the elimination, holding up his racism forgiven plaque with his tongue out when he was crying only moments before, his performative no no no when he realized Sam was going to gift him a trinket, his over the top reaction to a 2005 BMW as a sponsor thing, the man was built for Fishtank.

I almost think you could put him right back in the house for S4 and he would deliver again in ways that Burt probably couldn't.
 
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