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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    777
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Connor was probably my least favorite fish of all time. Can't think of anyone else as nontent as him.
Connor was trash 90% of the time but there were some moments with him that were funny. I personally think Ella still takes the cake for worst freeloader of all time. The fact that lots of FT fans don't even remember Ella is pretty telling.
 
Connor was trash 90% of the time but there were some moments with him that were funny. I personally think Ella still takes the cake for worst freeloader of all time. The fact that lots of FT fans don't even remember Ella is pretty telling.
The guy who showed up for the Cell in S3, did nothing, then got pulled was as bad if not worse. At least Ella cried for no reason that one time.
 
The guy who showed up for the Cell in S3, did nothing, then got pulled was as bad if not worse. At least Ella cried for no reason that one time.
Wyatt spilled the piss bottles in the Cell closet, and Ella cried because she got a coded message about her horse being very sick (I think it possible was code for an actual person?)
 
Ella cried because she got a coded message about her horse being very sick (I think it possible was code for an actual person?)
It was code for her best friend, really a ploy to get her off the show. Her friend was fine. Similar to what happened to Smack.
 
and octavious
That's not his fault though. He was brought in for the sole purpose of mogging Brian only to not be allowed to do so. When he rang the beef bell the challenge was to have the highest pitched scream instead of anything physical. Another production fuck up for no reason at all.
 
That's not his fault though. He was brought in for the sole purpose of mogging Brian only to not be allowed to do so. When he rang the beef bell the challenge was to have the highest pitched scream instead of anything physical. Another production fuck up for no reason at all.
true, but he could have at least tried to do something funny there besides the original failed bit they abandoned
 
That's not his fault though. He was brought in for the sole purpose of mogging Brian only to not be allowed to do so. When he rang the beef bell the challenge was to have the highest pitched scream instead of anything physical. Another production fuck up for no reason at all.
I feel like he was also there to clown on Nifty, just a little bit, since he also had weird beliefs about fucking teens. I remember him saying it was cool for an adult woman to fuck a teen boy, and Jimmy didn't care.

He was weird.
 
As much as people hate him, Alex is either the greatest or second greatest fish of all time.
Alex is someone I'd place in the top 5 greatest fish of all time (Judging by entertainment value the only real measurement) but he's not top 2 material. That belongs to Letty and Burt.
 
Frank does is- at the end of the day there's morality and logic behind it.
nah, he is a sociopathic freak just like sam, he is funny but he has as much skeletons in his closet as sam has, wich is quite a lot

That belongs to Letty and Burt.
those are indeed the GOAT, whenever they were on the house everything basically orbited around them and their reactions to what was happening. one of the biggest flaws of season 2 (of many) is that there was no such content god, everyone was very weak and only got weaker as the show progressed, jimmy came close sometimes but he was just too psychotic and dangerous to keep around, not to mention very annoying
 
Can we at least admit Jet sucks, famous house 2.0 sucked because those stupid fucks couldn't google shit. Sam Hyde rapes kids named Markey and Jet wearing designer clothes while not paying out Burt is fucking bullshit.
 
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