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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    777
Marche said:
Mauro got brought back for bloodgames despite doing a muh lolsuit sperg out im pretty sure
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If you're referring to s1, it was actually Fatty who threatened a lawsuit after Mauro threw chemicals at him and Fatty claimed it was a "Chemical Assault". One of the all time funniest moments in Fishtank. This does raise a very interesting point though since Jet said they don't work with people who threatened litigation on the show yet they have Fatty on ALL THE TIME. Fatty was the second person on Fishtank to ever threaten with a lawsuit behind Sylvia who had a big meltdown over a shark throwing cinnamon in her eyes (I think it was cinnamon, it could've been pepper) and was pulled to the basement and all the cams were cut for a while. She and the cameras returned, crying, and she was kicked off the show for "failing the PSAT" not long after.
 
BullfrogBill said:
If you're referring to s1, it was actually Fatty who threatened a lawsuit after Mauro threw chemicals at him and Fatty claimed it was a "Chemical Assault".
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There needs to be a better wikia for Fishtank. If you search "Lawsuit" on the existing site no results relating to this come up. I appreciate you sharing the lore.
 
Temu Glock Switch said:
There needs to be a better wikia for Fishtank. If you search "Lawsuit" on the existing site no results relating to this come up. I appreciate you sharing the lore.
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No problem, I try to recall as much as I can about s1 since its my favorite season by a wide margin and it's also criminally the least documented of all the seasons with a shit edit, busted archives, KF being on Tor during most of the season leading to it not being documented as well as it could here, and lots of current FT fans didn't see s1 when it was live. The "chemical assault" moment was in the s1 edit so that's well documented but the stuff with Sylvia melting down about the shark attacks and threatening lawsuits is obviously not in the edit. In fact, none of the shark attacks on Sylvia made the edit.
 
Transfats said:
Jimmy has cig smoker non-athlete stamina, but Greg looks like he lives on Nissin ramen bowls and microwaved gas station burritos, so I don't know if he will be able to capitalize. More interested in this than the awful UFC card tonight.
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jimmy will probably try the brilliant strategy of tanking punches with his head. going by all the fights the two have been in greg is going to kill him if they are taking it serious.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
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Without looking at replies to this: they mentioned how they can't work with somebody who has threatened to get litigious in regards to Alex b. Post tank Burt i think during the steam with his brother talked about trying to sue the show. What do you guys think the odds are of them bringing this freak nigger back regardless of the legal that he poses?
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Post-tank stream was People sending in Donos to try and bait Burt to say he’d sue the show. Burt consistently said he just wanted to get famous, so he got what he wanted / was Ok with the 15k. The retarded schizo brother just made comments like “bro you godda sue dem bro class action n sheet” to which Burt just ignored.

Burt ain’t suing the show.
Greg looks like he lives on Nissin ramen bowls and microwaved gas station burritos, so I don't know if he will be able to capitalize.
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I feel very bad for Greg that he is trying to fast to lose weight. Where he doesn’t eat for days at a time. But seems to have lost zero pounds. He must eat some really fucked up shit on the off days.
 
Jimmy did very poorly in all the S2 boxing. Unless he has been practicing, I don't think he will fare much better now.
 
Greg is a much tougher opponent than a 90 pound woman or Jon in sperg rage mode. Better watch out, Jimmy.

Round 1: Greg got a couple good hits on Jimmy. Jimmy's punches looked pretty weak and he said he "forgot to breathe the whole round". Greg W.

Round 2: Jimmy hit back harder but Greg put up a good fight.

Round 3: Jimmy was way more aggressive early on and Greg seemed to run out of stamina in the end.

Round 4: Jimmy came on super strong with his hits but Greg bamboozled him with his epic dodging skills. Both went for headshots towards the end.

Audience decides who takes the W in a Xitter poll. Greg said Jimmy had it in him all along but couldn't perform in S2 when Production put him on the spot.
 
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they arent moving the stools during the match, someone is going to million dollar baby
 
Weigh ins for Jimmy vs Greg
Jimmy: Stands at 6'0 and weighs 203!
Greg: Stands at 5'7 and weighs 223!
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Results: The most boring fight ever, nobody wins. We all lost.
 
TwistedFreak said:
Binx currently has more viewers than iDubbz

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That's neputnian

I know idubbz is the epitome of faggotry but I never really consumed any of his content until very recently. His "Kickstarter Crap" series was hilarious. The bozos highlighted on there were fucking crazy.



Anybody else watching this Burt stream? His nigger brother seems under the influence of something, slurred speech and a constant need to talk. Almost like a sleepy Alex B.
 
BullfrogBill said:
If you're referring to s1, it was actually Fatty who threatened a lawsuit after Mauro threw chemicals at him and Fatty claimed it was a "Chemical Assault". One of the all time funniest moments in Fishtank.
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Fatty was so damn good in season 1. Countless great moments that he never lived up to in the newer seasons. I loved when he got into a one sided fued with the Vietnamese guy sound effect and he thought it was the ghost of a Chinese guy or some shit like that. Another one of those season 1 moments that was poorly archived and I have trouble finding clips of.
Also just noticed there is a book facing the camera in the bottom left part of the video with "Chill guy vibes" as Chris screams his lungs out lolol
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I loved when he got into a one sided fued with the Vietnamese guy sound effect and he thought it was the ghost of a Chinese guy or some shit like that. Another one of those season 1 moments that was poorly archived and I have trouble finding clips of.
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Jet and Fatty said that was a bit Fatty came up in the basement. It was pretty funny wondering if he was serious or not, he was committed to it until suddenly he wasn't, people were wondering if he was genuinely losing it.
 
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