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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
I would just like to reiterate that burt said doing stuff with kids is bad.
Even though Burt is a gay freak who sings about fucking staceys daughter, he still seemingly didn't like the brandon stuff.
Burt initially supported Brandon and child drag queens. It wasn't until he got bullied by TTS and Binx, he reluctantly changed his mind.
 
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Alex is planning on launching a shitcoin, apparently
 
"zoning issue" could mean callers fucked it for them and the cops kept poking around. bloodgames probably worked out well because if the cops rolled up it was obviously a bunch of retards larping in the woods.
 
"zoning issue" could mean callers fucked it for them and the cops kept poking around. bloodgames probably worked out well because if the cops rolled up it was obviously a bunch of retards larping in the woods.
They did get some noise complaints and someone called the cops on them over fireworks during bloodgames. Those were easily resolved though.
 
wonder where jeff is now
If he's lucky, he's heading his way back east with a traveling carnival, working prize booths and running the dark ride and assembling furniture on craigslist in the towns they stop through when he can find the time.

If he's not lucky, he's used the money production paid him when they gave him the boot to buy a massive bag of fentanyl on skidrow, crawled into one of the Vegas tunnels, and got so high he forgot how to get out.
 
Burt is a total degenerate, but not giving him the $50 000 feels kinda jewy tbh.
It's worth remembering, the cast is under NDAs, and so far as I know we have never seen definitive evidence of what people were actually paid, even going back to season 1, only rumors.

So especially when it comes to the money it's not going to be easy to tell what it a work and what is real.
 
I would just like to reiterate that burt said doing stuff with kids is bad.
Even though Burt is a gay freak who sings about fucking staceys daughter, he still seemingly didn't like the brandon stuff.
Burt actually did talk about Brandon yesterday... He said he's still not sure what happened, or what Brandon did wrong. He said he didn't understand what happened, but everyone told him what Brandon did was wrong, so he's going with that.

Another note on Brandon, is that he's had years to perfect his story, and learn the right answers to get the attention off of him. The fish had one night, and they didn't have the whole story.
 
Burt actually did talk about Brandon yesterday... He said he's still not sure what happened, or what Brandon did wrong. He said he didn't understand what happened, but everyone told him what Brandon did was wrong, so he's going with that.

Another note on Brandon, is that he's had years to perfect his story, and learn the right answers to get the attention off of him. The fish had one night, and they didn't have the whole story.
He's a manipulative fuckhead and liberals are easy targets for him. The fish would need a full powerpoint on the fucked up shit Brandon did if Production wanted to turn them against him.
 
the whole brandon shit is where the season really almost died, whoever thought it was a good idea to invite him should be fired, FH 2.0 had excellent potential, all this ruined because they got an easily googleable degenerate who went viral in the house without double checking
fucking wiggers
 
the whole brandon shit is where the season really almost died, whoever thought it was a good idea to invite him should be fired, FH 2.0 had excellent potential, all this ruined because they got an easily googleable degenerate who went viral in the house without double checking
fucking wiggers
They said they'd do better at casting next season and that apparently means being more transparent with their methods.
 
Act 4 of season 3 had connection issues but I always love the music and background.

 
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