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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
no-exit said:
That is an impostor! That account was in a jon xitter live, and it was some dude doing a pretty good impression.
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"I don't even have a twitter account. I have a team setting up an account for me,"

translation: I am too retarded to figure out twitter. My fat ogrina wife and stepdaughter are doing it for me.
 
Hybrid Icing said:
It's worth remembering, the cast is under NDAs, and so far as I know we have never seen definitive evidence of what people were actually paid, even going back to season 1, only rumors.

So especially when it comes to the money it's not going to be easy to tell what it a work and what is real.
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You can ask Alex B to show you his contract, shouldn't be that hard.

I believe the Wiggers when they say they pay them daily compensation equal to minimum wage and that they pay out the fishbucks when parting on good terms.
I bet Sam regrets paying Signal out his Fishbucks considering how he conducted himself right after leaving the tank. Sam should have known better than to start deluding himself into thinking Indians are humans.
Burt should not get 50k, he should pay Sam 50k to hand over prisoner 3's phone number.
 
honestly in some aspects this was the best season but everything after FH 2.0 was very dodgy, and poorly executed, the whole RV trip was awfull and arguably one of the worst slogs they have done yet, and the vegas trip, while interesting was still kinda disappointing. at least, they managed to nail the ending perfectly, something that in my opinion didn't happen in S2 (the ending was extremelly abrupt, and the whole fight thing was executed quite poorly).
it was better than S1 because , for the first time ever, they clearly had a plan and it only went off rails shortly after the mid-point. and it was better than S2 because ... well, it wasn't an absolute nightmare to watch with some of the most unlikeable contestants i have ever seen.
conclusion? fuck MDE fans, its no coincidence that the season they decided to hire almost entirely die-hard fans was also the worst one.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I'm kind of sad that they didn't get a chance to bring Frank Hassle back after the fish handed over so many fishbux to get rid of them. Their sense of betrayal would have been so juicy.
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Apparently Frank is in NY with that drunk retard worldoftshirts
he posted a video with him on his instagram
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linchan said:
I am excited for the next Fishtank Allstars season, because I know Burt will live it up, as a player or an NPC
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I felt Xavier was really underutilized this season. After Famous House 2.0 it felt like the show was going to lean on him more with that Burt tutorial thing and the mentioning of vampires. They probably had something bigger planned with him but it fell through.
 
Burt gives a house tour pretending to be Jim O'Hara (2022). He claims he's married and lives with his mother. He lives in a 3 story, 3 family house. They all live together on the first floor, they rent out the second floor to tenants and have the 3rd floor for guests and their cats. It's full of garbage.

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