🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    778
Luke getting dozens of roses
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Zoc Verde said:
I missed when she said "I fuck with you Brandon!" were there other women around?
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After Sam showed her the grooming website/pictures, and after Brandon had already left, she went up to the Penthouse, where there was maybe 5 or less people, and immediately started defending Brandon. I don't think any of the main women were there. There was zero strategic value in doing this.
 
"I'm having a good time now! HA HA HA!"
Luke, after getting a shit ton of roses and gifts.
 
The funniest thing for me is that Payton thought it'd be back to famous house for like a week. I think she'll leave soon.

S3 will be remembered that the only thing you had to do to become a fan favourite was not to be a fucking pedo apologist. Fucking nuts
 
In chat last night I half jokingly asked the question "Now that the dust has settled were we too hard on Symbol?" The fact that the very first thing he did after leaving was stream with Brandon to me says absolutely not.
 
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Payton, a poem

One day I woke up
Hovering over me,
Erupt

From here I build a canvas,
Blank
I can never escape
I must act the plank

Borrowing time, borrowing sorrow
People have loved me,
Further I burrow

Without myself, a pain so delicate
What have I done?
Make it stop, Jet

Why am I here?
Just to suffer
I beat up a tower
Yet I fell, deflowered

No plushies, no sweetness
Their youth stolen;
Saccharine kiss

My support a pillar,
no choices made by me
Brandon forever,
Fuck it, G

Everyone else seems to largely be embracing the fucking insanity of this and Payton is falling apart. She's only 19. This can only go up.
 
Shelby is in confessional. She has figured out that it is live, talks about voting Sky or Star. She sat in silence fidgeting around with her plushie before leaving
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Luke goes into confessional, and talks about how last night was incredibly stressful and one of the most intense social settings he has ever been in, but is relived because of all the plushies and roses he has received
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Some women want only want thing and that's to make a man smile the way TTS gassing him up, roses, and a unicorn plushie have made Luke. He's so humbled. I'm so glad he made it back into our arms.

Never let this smile leave this man's face. Stay pure, you piece of shit. Don't make me have to drag my ass into a KF thread about you when this is all said and done because my simp levels are off the fucking charts right now and you retroactively embarrassed me, you sock-sandal combo wearing, Aryan prince-looking, goofy ass dimpled smile having and sunshine beaming bitch. You fucking stay a good egg, motherfucker.

I love this man. My heart's in his hands.

God bless Fishtank.
 
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