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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    778
Production got a gay guy for the show, didn't do a background check, MDE fans dug up the fact he was a pedophile then tagged Sam on twitter, everything fell apart and now people hate the original cast. That's what happened.
Even if Sam and Jet knew about Brandon and brought him in as a plan to jumpstart Hell House and give the og Fish a chance to show their antagonist skills, they failed miserably. The result is still the same, all the fish supported the pedo child groomer over the show. The fish failed more miserably then ever.
 
If they give Binx that 50k I swear to God I will never watch this shit ever again
The shocking thing is the people defending her for "playing the game" despite her saying "I fuck with you Brandon!" after he had already left and there was ZERO strategic value in simping for a pedophile. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
 
If you watched the entire thing yesterday and honestly believe it's all a ruse, you are thick as a brick. Sam was genuinely seething and couldn't wait to get rid of him.
The second Sam saw the Brandon child groomer shit he was livid and wanted to physically remove him from the house. His anger almost ruined his ability to stay in G mode. The idea that it was all part of some plan by Jet and Ben is delusional and also giving the wiggers far too much credit.
 
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"I just want to make sure people are comfortable in the house." -Binx in response to criticism about supporting Brandon.

stfu bitch.
 
The second Sam saw the Brandon child groomer shit he was livid and wanted to physically remove him from the house. His anger almost ruined his ability to stay in G mode. The idea that it was all part of some plan by Jet and Ben is delusional and also giving the wiggers far too much credit.
This is the third season, you think by now people would realize they don't actually have a master plan and things aren't well thought out. There is no 4D chess going on.
 
The shocking thing is the people defending her for "playing the game" despite her saying "I fuck with you Brandon!" after he had already left and there was ZERO strategic value in simping for a pedophile. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
5% chance she is deep undercover and doing it to appeal to the other women. She acted revolted in the confessional alone with Sam. The audience is rightly pissed off and disgusted but Binx hypothetically can't just blurt out what she believes until the elim votes stop. Her main goal rn is voting out the other old fish.

I missed when she said "I fuck with you Brandon!" were there other women around?

Production needs to create a soundproof space for the old fish to talk out of cover and reveal to the audience what they are doing. Because if the audience is turning against you too, its a failure.
 
The shocking thing is the people defending her for "playing the game" despite her saying "I fuck with you Brandon!" after he had already left and there was ZERO strategic value in simping for a pedophile. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
The mental gymnastics required to argue that Binx supported the pedo because "she was playing the game" is baffling to me because her mission straight up contradicted supporting him lmao. Someone is on Crazy Pills and it ain't us.
 
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