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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    806
For the love of God don't let this be another season 2 reveal scenario. It feels like the show could collapse in on itself any minute.

There was still so much stuff to explore, and it was only day 13. I hope beyond all hope we end up with something better than before, but it did feel a little too soon.
 
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binx pacing around drinking redbull and holding lil maejok
 
Nice.
TTS called out Jeet's groping.
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La'Ron is bitching about no one giving him a plushie.
"Give me a fucking plushie or I'm leaving."
 
Let's be real. All of them, even the niggerfaggot, have chilled out now. I don't think anyone will walk at this point unless one of them gets personally disheveled hardcore - like Hasseltier.

IT'S. ON.
 
Seems like no one is planning on leaving anymore. Prince was won over by a toy and binx explaining the show to him but still suspicious, Payton is still a little worried, and Alexis was EASILY convinced by tts that they censored her son's name. Alexis almost broke into tears when they said that, forgetting she admitted openly that she spanks her kids when they act up. Impressive. Also simbal is in a spiral because he realizes all his groping was seen by thousands live
 
Seems like no one is planning on leaving anymore. Prince was won over by a toy and binx explaining the show to him but still suspicious, Payton is still a little worried, and Alexis was EASILY convinced by tts that they censored her son's name. Alexis almost broke into tears when they said that, forgetting she admitted openly that she spanks her kids when they act up. Impressive. Also simbal is in a spiral because he realizes all his groping was seen by thousands live
Plus everyone else has received at least one positive TTS - Simbal has only been called a creep, or told that he's hated by all the viewers.
 
Burt just called Jet "the white dude with the unibrow or whatever"

edit late and gay by a few seconds :(
 
Jeet's so depressed that he is pouring alcohol into his drink bottle and can't muster the energy to plot against Alex.
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Binx announced that she just got her period.
 
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