🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    805
Binx is getting #1, this is like set in stone, La'ron and Peyton are going to walk sooner or later tho
idk i think burt and alex are still strong contenders
burt seems completely unphased, honestly. and alex is just yapping his way through it.

and i actually think simbal is a dark horse, but he's been pretty quiet so it's hard to gauge.
 
Alex is confusing a TTS that said "nothing quite like a friend" with that Aladdin song "never had a friend like me" and thinking it is some sort of riddle. Incredible gear turning.
 
Alex is confusing a TTS that said "nothing quite like a friend" with that Aladdin song "never had a friend like me" and thinking it is some sort of riddle. Incredible gear turning.
Not that it is a riddle, but he thinks it is a TTS from someone that must know him and is watching now.

Binx is basically explaining the concept of streaming to normies using kai cenat as an example of how people pay to interact
 
Alexis stress-smoking a cigarette
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burt was lifting and tts goes "burt, we loved watching your cardio session on bedroom 3 top bunk" and he just froze
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I hope we get more of Alex arguing with TTS. This is fucking perfect.

Alexis is gonna ragequit after her single mom meltdown though.
 
I almost think TTS is coddling them too much now.. but it's only fair they are fully aware.

Despite the hiccups, this has been ran pretty well.
I think repeatedly calling out Burt's spurts and spamming ALEX FUCKS MONKEYS isn't coddling. There's clearly a ton of pathetic coddling towards the women, though.
 
Kind of a loss IMO, I like her shit stirring and lying tendencies.
i love alexis, shes super trashy and fun

also binx saying stuff like "i dont care, i just want to stay, i dont want to get kicked off"
which is pretty based tbqh
 
Does anyone have footage of the past 20 or so minutes of the yard PTZ camera?
 
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