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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
After much autism on Zillow and stealing a partially incorrect image from /tv/ I think I have the section's floorplan figured out.
(excuse the sloppy editing, and sizes aren't perfect)

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Edit: found this and it seems to match
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After much autism on Zillow and stealing a partially incorrect image from /tv/ I think I have the section's floorplan figured out.
(excuse the sloppy editing, and sizes aren't perfect)

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Edit: found this and it seems to match


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Yeah, if you were there for the sneak peek during the end of 2.5 they took a camera around and this is the bedroom wing leading off the big main area, makes you wonder if this is the season 3 house after all since they'd need time to unfuck the bedrooms for something less than a month away now.
 
Yeah, if you were there for the sneak peek during the end of 2.5 they took a camera around and this is the bedroom wing leading off the big main area, makes you wonder if this is the season 3 house after all since they'd need time to unfuck the bedrooms for something less than a month away now.
im sure it is the S3 house. chat earlier today was speculating that S3 will need to start late august, maybe even pushed back to September to get everything ready. from what i can see on camera, doesnt look like it is going to take a month of work to fix those rooms. if the wiggers work at it, they can fix it up int itme for a mid-late august S3 start.

what even is the damage anyhow?
screenshots as of this moment:
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i cant see much of any major damage here. some clean up and it is good to go.


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writing on the walls, which can be painted over with a dark color easily. replace the carpet. id imagine there might be a few small holes in the wall, but small holes in sheetrock isnt difficult to fix.

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similar to bedroom. a new coat of paint and some carpet and it is ready for S3.

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looks pretty much in shape.i can see some damage on the corner near the door, but that could be fixed. clean it and you are good to go.


considering the house doesn't need to be in pristine condition to film a fishtank season, i dont think it is beyond their ability to get things ready for a mid august S3.
 
She's fucking annoying but she does drive content in a way. I would say she's above Damiel, Mauro, probably the fat girl and Summer in S2.
Maybe it's just me but I don't find IP2 tier cat fights remotely interesting. Just having meaningless fights because of your going through a psyhotic epsiode isn't "content" (for the love of God can we please stop using thus word). Haley is like if you combined all of the negative aspects of the s2 fish in one person. You have Summer's mental instability, Tayleigh's beat face and cringe fanboy personality, and Jimmy's propensity towards violence.
it works better for letty because she's also funny
and claire pranking people is funny
but for haley theres just something missing where i feel like it falls flat
Because Letty was acting up the piss witch persona during s1. Haley is genuinely going through a psychotic break. You can also tell that she is genuinely seething over the other contestants.
 
im sure it is the S3 house. chat earlier today was speculating that S3 will need to start late august, maybe even pushed back to September to get everything ready. from what i can see on camera, doesnt look like it is going to take a month of work to fix those rooms. if the wiggers work at it, they can fix it up int itme for a mid-late august S3 start.

what even is the damage anyhow?
screenshots as of this moment:
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i cant see much of any major damage here. some clean up and it is good to go.


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writing on the walls, which can be painted over with a dark color easily. replace the carpet. id imagine there might be a few small holes in the wall, but small holes in sheetrock isnt difficult to fix.

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similar to bedroom. a new coat of paint and some carpet and it is ready for S3.

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looks pretty much in shape.i can see some damage on the corner near the door, but that could be fixed. clean it and you are good to go.


considering the house doesn't need to be in pristine condition to film a fishtank season, i dont think it is beyond their ability to get things ready for a mid august S3.
I think the house is possibly large enough that they can just not use those rooms as an option, and run the show in other rooms. Also just repainting, changing carpet even isnt some herculean task so they could fix it up pretty quick.

Sam just announced late August tour dates so its clear that its going to be last week of August or in September at this point.
I would expect a late date sadly... Not even due to Bitchtank mess, just general incompetence.
 
Going to try to explain the challenge where Claire got eliminated as a contestant since there seems to be a lot of people saying it was rigged. In my opinion, it was relatively fair compared to most challenges on the show.

Originally, the girls were told that it was simply a rose count - whoever physically held the fewest roses gets eliminated. They were allowed to pick up any loose roses and steal from each other. The part everyone seems to miss was that towards the end of the challenge, Jet told the girls that their physical rose count will be added to their complete rose count tracked by the site.

Example to showcase math (not the actual numbers on the show): Clair was donated 100 roses total. If she was only in possession of 50 roses at the end of the challenge, her total would be 150.

During the actual challenge Clair had a bit of a S1 Jon moment where she put all her roses in her waistband and huddled in a corner using a milk crate for self-defense while doing pretty much nothing. Haley and Shadi both had a bag full of them and were going back and forth fighting with each other while Claire just sat in the corner. It wasn't surprising to me at all that she came in last.
 
Going to try to explain the challenge where Claire got eliminated as a contestant since there seems to be a lot of people saying it was rigged. In my opinion, it was relatively fair compared to most challenges on the show.

Originally, the girls were told that it was simply a rose count - whoever physically held the fewest roses gets eliminated. They were allowed to pick up any loose roses and steal from each other. The part everyone seems to miss was that towards the end of the challenge, Jet told the girls that their physical rose count will be added to their complete rose count tracked by the site.

Example to showcase math (not the actual numbers on the show): Clair was donated 100 roses total. If she was only in possession of 50 roses at the end of the challenge, her total would be 150.

During the actual challenge Clair had a bit of a S1 Jon moment where she put all her roses in her waistband and huddled in a corner using a milk crate for self-defense while doing pretty much nothing. Haley and Shadi both had a bag full of them and were going back and forth fighting with each other while Claire just sat in the corner. It wasn't surprising to me at all that she came in last.
The reason why people are saying it was rigged was because production gave Haley 80 roses to try to rig a Haley VS Claire finale. The problem was that Jet didn’t anticipate how many Roses Shadi ended up stealing. He was clearly shocked when counting Shadi’s roses. You could hear him say “how the fuck did you get so many” and was clearly frantically trying to find a way he could save Claire.

You’re also not factoring in the fact that Claire didn’t get any roses for two days because of the ignore Claire bit. The reason why she was huddled in the corner was because her “Clairvoyance” told her that she had a major lead over them. Also, the fairest elimination challenge they had was the COD challenge but that was made pointless because of Neptunian nonsense (despite Jet himself saying that was the best challenge they had done so far).
 
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You’re also not factoring in the fact that Claire didn’t get any roses for two days because of the ignore Claire bit. The reason why she was huddled in the corner was because her “Clairvoyance” told her that she had a major lead over them
Wow, I didn't think the ignore Claire thing went more than one night because of how dumb that whole bit was.

The reason why people are saying it was rigged was because production gave Haley 80 roses to try to rig a Haley Va Claire finale.
I really wish they would let the show be more organic instead of constantly meddling with it - especially when it comes to the challenges. Why do they think the paypigs would spend money to keep their favorite person in the show when it's going to be rigged anyway.
 
The Kent Hospital shuffle.

Now with Kent Hospital CCTV footage.
 
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He was clearly shocked when counting Shadi’s roses. You could hear him say “how the fuck did you get so many” and was clearly frantically trying to find a way he could save Claire.
Does anyone know how many roses Abi had when she quit? I'm sure that's how Shadi ended up with her massive stash. There just weren't that many free-floating roses in the room to explain the difference otherwise.

In all honesty, fucking based of Shadi to take them and NEVER mention it and even put on such an over-the-top act of behaving like she was going to lose, not just for the audience but for Jet. More than anything I attribute the upset to Shadi not letting on to production that they had forgotten about Abi's roses. If she had ever mentioned she had added them to her total, Jet would have absolutely taken them away or doubled the amount he padded Claire and Haley with. That's how she survived the rig. True cockroach shit. Regardless of how annoying she's been and any other factor, being smart enough to find a serious advantage and HIDE IT until the time is right is commendable.
 
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Does anyone know how many roses Abi had when she quit? I'm sure that's how Shadi ended up with her massive stash. There just weren't that many free-floating roses in the room to explain the difference otherwise.
Abi had the most roses when she left and Shadi was the one who took them. Shadi got so many because she took all of the Rat's roses.
 
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