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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Jules is still hotter though.
there's a lolcow enjoyer who we haven't found the KF account of yet who wants to bang Jersh and she's lovely and cute I love her,
You have been simping for the rat in this thread and the chat ever since she showed up. It is extremely embarrassing to simp for a hunchback rat just because she tries to get attention from Josh on Twitter. You’re the type of guy who would fall for someone like Pippa because she makes basic lolcow references for attention.
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Judging by your join date and posting style, you genuinely seem like you’re underage, so I won’t hold it against you.
 
You have been simping for the rat in this thread and the chat ever since she showed up. It is extremely embarrassing to simp for a hunchback rat just because she tries to get attention from Josh on Twitter. You’re the type of guy who would fall for someone like Pippa because she makes basic lolcow references for attention.
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Judging by your join date and posting style, you genuinely seem like you’re underage, so I won’t hold it against you.
Having a favorite fish has been a staple since the dawn of fishtank. Bitchtank is all women. You can clutch Jules from my cold dead hands.


Also that's a very cute picture of Jules, thank you.
 
Greg appears to be missing his big toe. Is this some deep lore that I didn't know about until now?

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he gave it to bliccy to make up for her lost toe nail.

Having a favorite fish has been a staple since the dawn of fishtank. Bitchtank is all women. You can clutch Jules from my cold dead hands.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z-xI1384Ry4

you are right about having a favorite, and for posting the dude, but wrong about jules.
 
Having a favorite fish has been a staple since the dawn of fishtank. Bitchtank is all women. You can clutch Jules from my cold dead hands.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z-xI1384Ry4:76
Also that's a very cute picture of Jules, thank you.
I mean it’s pretty obvious that the only reason you like her is because she’s a heckin based terminally online femcel fellow kiwi. She hasn’t done a single thing since she got there. She was even clearly annoyed last night because she was being left out of the show for being boring.
 
I mean it’s pretty obvious that the only reason you like her is because she’s a heckin based terminally online femcel fellow kiwi. She hasn’t done a single thing since she got there. She was even clearly annoyed last night because she was being left out of the show for being boring.
1. stop shitting up the thread with personal attacks
2. I just think she's cute, she reminds me of scene girls of the early 2010's, i have a type that i like and it's cool if you do too, whatever man
3. fight me irl i'm wider than you
3.14159. I use "scroll of no u"
 
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Scott prior to the spar said he was going to only defend and he was only throwing light jabs. Greg went full haymakers, hooks, and crosses. Most of Scott's light jabs connected to Greg's face/head, Greg got a hard kidney shot that wasn't shown in this clip and Scott actually went into offense mode afterward and popped Greg.

Greg is now puking:
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It might be related to getting knocked around a little bit.
 
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Scott prior to the spar said he was going to only defend and he was only throwing light jabs. Greg went full haymakers, hooks, and crosses. Most of Scott's light jabs connected to Greg's face/head, Greg got a hard kidney shot that wasn't shown in this clip and Scott actually went into offense mode afterward and popped Greg.

Greg is now puking:
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It might be related to getting knocked around a little bit.
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Greg is 12 shots in while PowEnvy is refusing to drink like a bitch. Metal Jeffy
 
Greg corruption is the best content across the seasons. The man who entered season 2 is not the dominant force who is currently in the Bitchtank. Possibly the only man strong enough to be fully empowered by the Neptunian Method.

By the end of season 3 he will run the show.

By the end of season 4 he will consume Hyde.
 
Greg corruption is the best content across the seasons. The man who entered season 2 is not the dominant force who is currently in the Bitchtank. Possibly the only man strong enough to be fully empowered by the Neptunian Method.

By the end of season 3 he will run the show.

By the end of season 4 he will consume Hyde.
Greg saying the nigger-word was the Rekieta equivalent of donning the sonichu necklace.
 
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