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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
I don’t get the point of doing another fake ending. Would anyone even care if bitchtank was actually over?

Also, pearl looks like a man and I would not have sex with her.
 
New guy is Roblox streamer, powEnvy. Infamous for making videos about his disgusting room.
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Marche said:
Its crazy that Pearl who often looks like Miss Fuchi somehow looks better than several of these other girls.
She is still built like a brick house but god what the actual fuck is Hayley, her face is like 70% chudlines
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To be fair Pearl is fresh and the rest of the girls have been living in a human zoo for a week.
 
I haven't watched terribly much of the post season 2.5 Fishtank but am I alone in feeling that they're taking away some of the excitement/originality of Fishtank by keeping it running 24/7 between the main "Seasons"?
It's a concept proven through the decades now that to build hype for an artistic project, you set dates so people can place that in their mind, this may sound retarded but it's how most of us work.
This constant Fishtank concept so they can squeeze out a bit more money really rubs me the wrong way.
I'm sure that they are making a decent chunk of change of this, if even half the TTS messages are legitimate they're still raking it in, but I feel like what little artistic merit Jet was trying to push here is dying with this bullshit

I know Sam and the gang are money hungry but I liked to believe that the Renegade Desperato wasn't walling to to just sell out for a cheap couple thousand so easy
 
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Lt. H. DuBois said:
I haven't watched terribly much of the post season 2.5 Fishtank but am I alone in feeling that they're taking away some of the excitment/originality of Fishtank by keeping it running 24/7 between the main "Seasons"?
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The thing that makes me not as excited for S3 isn't that Fishtank is running continuously, it's that it's bad. I haven't even gone to the website in a couple days, and even the clips I'm barely watching.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
The thing that makes me not as excited for S3 isn't that Fishtank is running continuously, it's that it's bad. I haven't even gone to the website in a couple days, and even the clips I'm barely watching.
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I thought Season 1 was an enjoyable novel concept, wasnt a fan of Season 2, but 2.5 really redeemed the concept in my eyes. Mainly due to the inclusion of clever and enjoyable people like Tai or Letty, I feel like the Season 1 cast are just leagues and bounds ahead of the numbskulls they gathered for 2, with the exception on maybe Jimmy.
The Fishtank out in the woods summer camp type deal was something I was championing since S1, it was great to see the gang cutting loose having fun just pretending to be retards out in the woods
 
Is bliccy still there? I wasn't watching last night and missed her showing up
also lol this shit a mess
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Lt. H. DuBois said:
So I've watched like Zero of this BitchTank boys what's the rundown on it? It's just a bunch of women stuck in a room yacking it up?
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Mainly women but there's also been a couple of guys that have come and gone. It's really low effort with them being left to do nothing except play videogames for most of the day with low effort challenges sprinkled in, it gets most entertaining late at night when alcohol comes out.
 
Blackstar said:
Mainly women but there's also been a couple of guys that have come and gone. It's really low effort with them being left to do nothing except play videogames for most of the day with low effort challenges sprinkled in, it gets most entertaining late at night when alcohol comes out.
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Letty still hanging around? I thought I saw her in a clip. I guess everyone else from 2.5 bounced out?
 
It's mostly just women but there was also Dave who was a ..homeless? crazy fat guy who was very likeable and isolated in a room by himself.
Dave was cool. The women are kinda uninteresting.
At some points they put girls in the room with dave and that was kinda funny.
Dave's gone now though.
I haven't been watching a ton either but that's my summary so far.
The Pearl Letty interview was funny. I hope we get some Letty/Pearl/Bliccy bc that could be funny.
 
Letty already mogged her in that interview, calling her out for fucking homeless black guys lmbo.
 
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