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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAIRE
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Noble Redditor said:
Yep. There's nothing that can be done to save this series other than a complete reboot, including the staff and producers. I don't care if I get six trillion hats and puzzle pieces.
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S3 could be decent, if Jet takes what he learned from 2.5 and applies it properly.
Bitchtank is just Judeo-Jet milking his paypigs.
 
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This is the last time Haley is seen. Her attitude and mental being has dropped drastically the last few days and her actions have been much more desperate to attract attention and validation.
In light of recent events, this may be it.
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You know, I had thought that using music as psychological torture would be funny, using songs that had been used before, such as These Boots Were Made For Walking by Nancy Sinatra, or Panama by Van Halen. Now I realize that not only is it not funny, but it tortures the audience as much as it tortures the fish and it's making the show much worse.
 

Haley gets MOGGED by Shadi​

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*not sure what MOGGED mean but i reckon it's related to the IP2 term Pressed.​

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I'm thinking this show is an experiment to prove that the sixth generation of gaming consoles was the best. If twenty year old game like GTA and Bully can hold the attention of a female, dead brain zoomer for hours on end, it's a testament to how good those games are.
 
It's gotta be a bit of both. Retarded zoomers are the reason you open the stream once. The competition aspect isn't critically important but it's the reason you feel FOMO, because the contestants are under pressure and there are stakes.
There have been funny moments during bitchtank but nothing that elevates it above watching a series of tiktoks of retarded bitches because there's no stakes and the girls are just doing things for attention.

If Sam dangled something, even not money, these girls like attention more so just offer them something that gives them attention, then I think there would be less of a feeling of fuckin around.
 
Punitive Castration said:
It's gotta be a bit of both. Retarded zoomers are the reason you open the stream once. The competition aspect isn't critically important but it's the reason you feel FOMO, because the contestants are under pressure and there are stakes.
There have been funny moments during bitchtank but nothing that elevates it above watching a series of tiktoks of retarded bitches because there's no stakes and the girls are just doing things for attention.

If Sam dangled something, even not money, these girls like attention more so just offer them something that gives them attention, then I think there would be less of a feeling of fuckin around.
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I agree completely. Even short-term prizes, like a good meal or a little time out of the tank with no penalties, would get those bitches hopping. There should be more small prizes to keep them competing. And as a result, there would be more challenges. They could be as simple as, first one to put together a 300 piece jigsaw puzzle gets their favorite dinner as a prize. If they sabotage each other so much that nobody can complete their puzzle, a punishment meal for everyone.
 
Sam having no idea Claire was water boarded is told by Claire she was in fact waterboarded. Sam wants her to be water boarded again.
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Here's the full clip of Letty searching for Juliana to give her a rose. Sam tells her she can't talk or anything and she calls out for juliana multiple times.
 
Cow Crossover! Hannah Pearl Davis has entered the Bitchtank. As far as I'm aware, this is the first person with a KF thread to appear on the show.
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For those who don't know, Hannah is a cringe antifeminist pickme who wants nothing more than attention from men. She promotes the trad lifestyle and pushes acceptance for the idea that teenaged women are the most attractive. She supposedly dated a homeless man with a history of domestic abuse.

Before she comes in, Jet tells the Bitches that they have to abide by the YouTube terms of service while the guest is around. I guess she'll be streaming then.
 
worst guest idea yet tbh, sam inviting her is a better self own than anything Channing could have come up with
criiiiiiinge
 
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