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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Noble Redditor said:
I literally don't care about any of this. I don't even tune in when Sam is on anymore. It just seems like a bad idea that won't ever be funny.

Simps are a plague on mankind and women are... women. I shouldn't need to elaborate further.

I watched that documentary about the lolcow who shits himself because he has a fetish for people changing his diapey. Somehow that's better than watching this shit. At least that's interesting and surprising. This shit is boring and predictable "oh wow a girl is texting some other guy even though she's married!!!"
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Good to know you're above it all. And by that I mean no one cares and you should probably kill yourself.
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Good to know you're above it all. And by that I mean no one cares and you should probably kill yourself.
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I've been following this thread since the very first post. I watched every second of season one and most of season 2. I've even been called a Jet Neptune shill for saying things haven't been so bad. This shit isn't worth defending anymore.

Jet Neptune sucks. He has bad ideas. Hopefully they end this on a high note and then regroup and make season 3 actually good. But they won't. It's Joever.
 
Noble Redditor said:
I literally don't care about any of this. I don't even tune in when Sam is on anymore. It just seems like a bad idea that won't ever be funny.

Simps are a plague on mankind and women are... women. I shouldn't need to elaborate further.

I watched that documentary about the lolcow who shits himself because he has a fetish for people changing his diapey. Somehow that's better than watching this shit. At least that's interesting and surprising. This shit is boring and predictable "oh wow a girl is texting some other guy even though she's married!!!"
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I usually agree with your posts but coming to the thread just to say you don't care is dumb and annoying. If you aren't interested don't follow it simple as.
 
Dave, after smoking a joint, is so drunk that he cannot stand up and is falling all over the place. Our girl Jules is taking care of him and sorting his balls by colour.


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i think jet may be finally understanding that what made season 1 good is the fact it was a bunch of bizarre people, who have nothing to do with each other locked in a house and trying to live their lives while bizarre stuff is happening. Season 2 leaned too much into the "reality show/game show" aspect and had too much scripted stuff.
in that sense season 2.768... whatever is closer to what fishtank is supposed to be than S2
 
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i think jet may be finally understanding that what made season 1 good is the fact it was a bunch of bizarre people, who have nothing to do with each other locked in a house and trying to live their lives while bizarre stuff is happening. Season 2 leaned too much into the "reality show/game show" aspect and had too much scripted stuff.
in that sense season 2.768... whatever is closer to what fishtank is supposed to be than S2
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These are really good points. I also thought the thrill of figuring out who these people are. I remember as everyone dug stuff up about the S1 fish it felt like the person you'd been watching 24/7 was someone different. S1 had very candid production that S2 didn't have. So far in the fishtank time line they've been making improvements despite the set backs. every season will be very different and i think i like that they'll be hard to compare.
 
Foster said:
These are really good points. I also thought the thrill of figuring out who these people are. I remember as everyone dug stuff up about the S1 fish it felt like the person you'd been watching 24/7 was someone different. S1 had very candid production that S2 didn't have. So far in the fishtank time line they've been making improvements despite the set backs. every season will be very different and i think i like that they'll be hard to compare.
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season 2 took itself too seriously at some points, and in many points it didn't feel funny at all, it just felt like a competition, and while that isn't a bad thing by itself, thats not what made fishtank special

to sum the points above better, people don't watch fishtank to cheer for team red or team blue, they watch fishtank to see some weirdo ranting about bizarre nonsense, an autist stimming and a roid monster punching cabinets with his hands, all at the same time while a robotic voice screams "NEGGER VERTICAL BAR VERTICAL BAR NEGGER VERTICAL VERTICAL BAR..." in the background
 
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The Man With No Name said:
Color me skeptical on it all - I'll buy that he's her husband but he's spinning a fucking yarn here. I think he's just a cuck who's separated from his soon to be ex-wife and wants e-fame/acknowledgment for his trouble

The "200k down payment" sounds like the biggest crock of shit of all time.
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I agree, it's very easy to prove you're the ex husband, sure- after she's cut off of all outside world communication. He could basically say anything he wants until Haley is out of the tank to prove him wrong. Some of it just doesn't add up.

To add: if you look at the posts on the /r/fishtanklive subreddit and some of the rumors on /tv/, they're eating it up and speculating and spreading misinformation like wildfire. One of the best things about KF is that we vet our information before calling it true. Until it's proven I call BULLSHIT :jaceknife:


Also it appears that Jules, Null's biggest fan, has created Africa with balls:
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAIRE
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This is the last time Haley is seen. Her attitude and mental being has dropped drastically the last few days and her actions have been much more desperate to attract attention and validation.
In light of recent events, this may be it.


State of the tank:
Bitchtank cams A and B (and makeup) have a total of ~1k views with shadi and kato
Cell has 780 views with dave and juliana
Lab with claire alone has over 1400 views
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Noble Redditor said:
It just seems like a bad idea that won't ever be funny.
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preach brother, this shit stinks. My interest peaked with xavier and it seems even he dipped out because these bitches are the worst. Theyre ugly, i doubt theyre funny, about the interesting thing they could pull from anybody is causing fights amongst themselves and even then it was short lived. Im sorry, but if you enjoy bitchtank you deserve to be taken advantage of.
 
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