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At first glance I thought Haley was Blaire White
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The Bitches are made to do an ice challenge: whoever can sit in a bucket of ice the longest wins some undisclosed prize. Kato can't handle it very long and leaves. The others have to be dragged out as Production cancels the challenge.
A Craigslist model named Richard comes on as the aborted ice challenge is wrapping up. Ben explains to him that they're publishing a magazine and he is the model. He starts to get uncomfortable when a TTS comes through talking about his big meaty cock. The NEGGAR spam doesn't help. But Shadi explains that TTS is just a part of the playlist. The messages are just samples from their songs. Don't think he'll last long. Chat and Shadi say he looks like discount Dream (YouTuber).
There's been more TTS commenting on how the magazine is gay erotica. One says he'll be famous as Gay model. Richard, with concern, asks Ben "That's not true, right?"
Edit: They brought Dave in (he came back earlier today). Richard didn't want to touch Dave and was critical of his eyebrow tattoos. He got more heated and asked Dave if he knows how he looks, how being on the show looks. He attacked Ben for brining on circus freaks. The Bitches started verbally attacking him for being mean to Dave and Ben kicked Richard off.
He came back 10 minutes later, grabbed a piece of pizza, and left.
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He came after another 10 minutes. Jet assured him the show is not gay and the Bitches explained what's actually going on. He is swordfighting with Dave while Shadi dances and protects the TV. He is a big fan of the bubble fishtoy, commenting that he hasn't seen bubbles since he was a child (?). A poll asks whether his fans should be called the Dick Heads or the Dick Riders.
A Craigslist model named Richard comes on as the aborted ice challenge is wrapping up. Ben explains to him that they're publishing a magazine and he is the model. He starts to get uncomfortable when a TTS comes through talking about his big meaty cock. The NEGGAR spam doesn't help. But Shadi explains that TTS is just a part of the playlist. The messages are just samples from their songs. Don't think he'll last long. Chat and Shadi say he looks like discount Dream (YouTuber).
There's been more TTS commenting on how the magazine is gay erotica. One says he'll be famous as Gay model. Richard, with concern, asks Ben "That's not true, right?"
Edit: They brought Dave in (he came back earlier today). Richard didn't want to touch Dave and was critical of his eyebrow tattoos. He got more heated and asked Dave if he knows how he looks, how being on the show looks. He attacked Ben for brining on circus freaks. The Bitches started verbally attacking him for being mean to Dave and Ben kicked Richard off.
He came back 10 minutes later, grabbed a piece of pizza, and left.
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He came after another 10 minutes. Jet assured him the show is not gay and the Bitches explained what's actually going on. He is swordfighting with Dave while Shadi dances and protects the TV. He is a big fan of the bubble fishtoy, commenting that he hasn't seen bubbles since he was a child (?). A poll asks whether his fans should be called the Dick Heads or the Dick Riders.
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Production brought a random guy from a modeling agency(unconfirmed) in to do a photoshoot. Ben pretended to be a photographer while TTS harasses him. TTS gaslit him into thinking it was a child predator hunting sting, said things such as "Richard ignore the weird messages. You're dope as fuck man. Can we get a thumbs up? , , , , , , if you hate neggars eeee" to which he gave a thumbs up prior to the end of the message, and said a lot of gay shit and calling him a pedo, calling all of the girls in the room trannies, and saying the fake magazine Ben pretended to work for is actually a gay magazine where they'll use AI and photoshop his face to sell gay porn.
"The bathroom cam is down! The bathroom cam is down! The bathroom cam is down! Fucking send someone to fix it!"
Jet came bursting into the room and went into the bathroom exclaiming "Is the bathroom camera down?" and walked into the bathroom.
They're really trying to lean into pretending to be human traffickers with the girls. Jet came in with pizza and said "That's the last food you get for a week, we need you to start making content again" and promptly slammed the door after leaving.
This is probably the best idea the wiggers have had yet.
"The bathroom cam is down! The bathroom cam is down! The bathroom cam is down! Fucking send someone to fix it!"
Jet came bursting into the room and went into the bathroom exclaiming "Is the bathroom camera down?" and walked into the bathroom.
They're really trying to lean into pretending to be human traffickers with the girls. Jet came in with pizza and said "That's the last food you get for a week, we need you to start making content again" and promptly slammed the door after leaving.
This is probably the best idea the wiggers have had yet.
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The ice challenge was a bad idea. It's only safe to ice yourself for 20 minutes at a time---20 on, then 20 off. After 20 minutes, you risk frostbite. Also, icing such a large part of their bodies could lead to hypothermia, which is life threatening.
I find it a little disturbing that they play so light and loose with the fish's health and safety. If they aren't more careful, there could be a hideous accident.
I find it a little disturbing that they play so light and loose with the fish's health and safety. If they aren't more careful, there could be a hideous accident.
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The Pearl was DHARMA Initiative station number 5. The purpose of the station ostensibly appeared to be the video surveillance of the inhabitants of the Swan station, but it was later implied that station was actually an elaborate psychological experiment being carried out on the Pearl's own staff.
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This new guy they hired off craigslist reminds me of Jimmy.
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haley said she kinda harassed jet to be on the show. unclear if true, but those last photos seem to be her
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/uwk4v
https://x.com/Cirxt3/status/1816630820628566321
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/uwk4v
https://x.com/Cirxt3/status/1816630820628566321
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Dave convinced production to get Dick the fuck outta the tank after he was being a faggot. RIP Dick.
Whore it up Haley (someone should shop Brazzers onto this
Whore it up Haley (someone should shop Brazzers onto this
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I bet she'll leave the show to go home the very second she finds out that Robin is on her laptop. Can't wait for her freakout over it.
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Robin spoke on discord.
1. Haley is not taking ozempic.
2. they are married and divorce was only brought up on the show.
3. Haley lied about the home situation she hasn't payed for anything. Robin put down 200,000 for the house.
4. She is cheating on him.
5. Robin is native and gets benefits.
6. She does have multiple college degrees. bachelor 2 years and degrees from random classes.
7. Robin has delivered her clothes and personal items to her sisters.
8. Robin is upset and staff is aware, he is in close contact with them.
9. He is going through with the divorce right now. (together for 7 years)
10. She has been in talks with jets for a long time and started hitting on him when someone dropped out of the show and she could talk the spot.
11. everyone is a huge faggot.
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God she is fucking awful. Sure he seems like a bit of a wet blanket but holy fuck she is like 25 and ready to go on a whore spree while also looking haggared as fuck already.
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The endgame of the ICuckkkz saga. This is beyond pathetic.
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How do you have 200K laying around and get benefits?
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"lol let's put a bunch of women in a room together and see what they do wouldn't that be funny!!!"
Women act how women act and it takes like four days for marriages to crumble. Will end with one of the producers getting arrested too.
Women act how women act and it takes like four days for marriages to crumble. Will end with one of the producers getting arrested too.
Indian tribal benefits for people with like 2% blood of whatever tribe.
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ive always thought it would end with Anisa getting everything & Ian going on stream to do a ronnie mcnutt once he realises he literally has nothing & is irrelevant now
Gonna end one of the crackheads full blown attacking one of the girls
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Natives just get money for being native from my understanding. I used to work with a guy who was like 1/8th native and he said he had the option to get a lump sum at 18 or get monthly payments of it.
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Jimmy might show up now that Abi is gone.
Chip is now open for fishtoys
lmao shadi drew haley
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I literally don't care about any of this. I don't even tune in when Sam is on anymore. It just seems like a bad idea that won't ever be funny.
Simps are a plague on mankind and women are... women. I shouldn't need to elaborate further.
I watched that documentary about the lolcow who shits himself because he has a fetish for people changing his diapey. Somehow that's better than watching this shit. At least that's interesting and surprising. This shit is boring and predictable "oh wow a girl is texting some other guy even though she's married!!!"
Simps are a plague on mankind and women are... women. I shouldn't need to elaborate further.
I watched that documentary about the lolcow who shits himself because he has a fetish for people changing his diapey. Somehow that's better than watching this shit. At least that's interesting and surprising. This shit is boring and predictable "oh wow a girl is texting some other guy even though she's married!!!"