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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Sam, Letty, Jet and some other guy were in the cell today, i'm sorry but i don't know much, just arrived. just a very quick and bad update.
Letty said she'll be in the cell next week.
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attractive_pneumonia said:
That brown dress was originally JC's but ended up in Trish's wardrobe. Somehow Megan's stuff managed to get the most mileage from the two girls, Trish was perpetually wearing that pink sweater and Tay wore that orange shirt of Megan's during The Cell. Given that Summer was so short a lot of her outfits couldn't be worn by Trish or Tay I guess aside from that green floral dress. The wardrobe was definitely a benefit for Trish and Tayleigh, they look way better in Season 2 than their normal street clothing choices.
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You could have used your autism for mathematics or some other useful skill but you wasted it on the worst season of Fishtank. Damn.
 
I Will Stop.....in 3 min said:
Sam, Letty, Jet and some other guy were in the cell today, i'm sorry but i don't know much, just arrived. just a very quick and bad update.
Letty said she'll be in the cell next week.View attachment 6184137
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lettchuds rise up. im excited to see her in the cell.

Big Nasty said:
Sam just trashing shit with his dirtbike:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=x59F-OUTDOA
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sam pointlessly destroying things is still my favorite fishtank content.
 
Lt. H. DuBois said:
Does Jon just have that level of retardation that he Jussie Smolett's himself amd everyone brushes it off because it is so clearly a lie?
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I didn't see S1, so I didn't know about Jon until 2.5, and... I think he does? It's really hard to tell what he's serious about, and what he's playing up.

Like the full TJ negging thing I posted, he had to realize how gay it looked, right? He had to have known that watermelon isn't the same as water, surely. But right after that, he complains he hasn't eaten enough, and he hasn't had enough calories. Someone offers him a pack of noodles and he turns it down, saying it's poison. He argued with everyone, but he's adamant that the noodles are poisonous, that they have forever chemicals, and they're bad for him.

And jerking off is gay, and makes your T count lower, but a woman jerking you off makes your T count go up.

I can't tell the act from the actor.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I didn't see S1, so I didn't know about Jon until 2.5, and... I think he does? It's really hard to tell what he's serious about, and what he's playing up.

Like the full TJ negging thing I posted, he had to realize how gay it looked, right? He had to have known that watermelon isn't the same as water, surely. But right after that, he complains he hasn't eaten enough, and he hasn't had enough calories. Someone offers him a pack of noodles and he turns it down, saying it's poison. He argued with everyone, but he's adamant that the noodles are poisonous, that they have forever chemicals, and they're bad for him.

And jerking off is gay, and makes your T count lower, but a woman jerking you off makes your T count go up.

I can't tell the act from the actor.
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On season 1 he refused to drink anything except spring water from glass bottles and coffee, and made a lot of outrageous claims such as: Having a 6 pack as a baby, having multiple baby mammas, saying his first words at a couple months old, and being a former firefighter (he was actually a forest technician).
 
Blackstar said:
On season 1 he refused to drink anything except spring water from glass bottles and coffee, and made a lot of outrageous claims such as: Having a 6 pack as a baby, having multiple baby mammas, saying his first words at a couple months old, and being a former firefighter (he was actually a forest technician).
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He did say his first words at a few months old, he just never expanded his pronunciation after that.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I didn't see S1, so I didn't know about Jon until 2.5, and... I think he does? It's really hard to tell what he's serious about, and what he's playing up.

Like the full TJ negging thing I posted, he had to realize how gay it looked, right? He had to have known that watermelon isn't the same as water, surely. But right after that, he complains he hasn't eaten enough, and he hasn't had enough calories. Someone offers him a pack of noodles and he turns it down, saying it's poison. He argued with everyone, but he's adamant that the noodles are poisonous, that they have forever chemicals, and they're bad for him.

And jerking off is gay, and makes your T count lower, but a woman jerking you off makes your T count go up.

I can't tell the act from the actor.
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None of it is an act.
 
Blackstar said:
On season 1 he refused to drink anything except spring water from glass bottles and coffee, and made a lot of outrageous claims such as: Having a 6 pack as a baby, having multiple baby mammas, saying his first words at a couple months old, and being a former firefighter (he was actually a forest technician).
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Don't forget how part of his agreement to stay was that he gets steak every morning. A thrilling part of the show for me was him making his breakfast bacon/steak (alphas eat STEAK!!!) every morning and waking up everyone at 7am with the smoke alarm.
 
Meowstery said:
Don't forget how part of his agreement to stay was that he gets steak every morning. A thrilling part of the show for me was him making his breakfast bacon/steak (alphas eat STEAK!!!) every morning and waking up everyone at 7am with the smoke alarm.
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He also wouldn't eat pork, but would happily consume bacon and pepperoni. Jon before the ego boost was a hilarious little tard.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I didn't see S1, so I didn't know about Jon until 2.5, and... I think he does? It's really hard to tell what he's serious about, and what he's playing up.

Like the full TJ negging thing I posted, he had to realize how gay it looked, right? He had to have known that watermelon isn't the same as water, surely. But right after that, he complains he hasn't eaten enough, and he hasn't had enough calories. Someone offers him a pack of noodles and he turns it down, saying it's poison. He argued with everyone, but he's adamant that the noodles are poisonous, that they have forever chemicals, and they're bad for him.

And jerking off is gay, and makes your T count lower, but a woman jerking you off makes your T count go up.

I can't tell the act from the actor.
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Blackstar said:
On season 1 he refused to drink anything except spring water from glass bottles and coffee, and made a lot of outrageous claims such as: Having a 6 pack as a baby, having multiple baby mammas, saying his first words at a couple months old, and being a former firefighter (he was actually a forest technician).
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Should also tag on that he refused to drink anything other than coffee for what felt like the majority of the time he was on S1, and it took Sam making up some bullshit that he had some special water for him for Jon to stop drinking only coffee. He would also regularly claim that it had been proven that coffee (a diuretic due to it containing caffeine) was extremely effective at rehydrating you.

He also refused to wash himself properly for a decent amount of time until production bought him a goat milk block of soap, as he wouldn't wash with anything other than goat milk soap.

@anliteralidiot If you want to see just how retarded Jon is, I'd suggest seeking out the first business talk Nick Caminos gave to the fish in S1. It was the most obvious bit ever, and Jon fell hook, line, and sinker for it, and even gave Caminos his business card.
 
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Polska krowa said:
Should also tag on that he refused to drink anything other than coffee for what felt like the majority of the time he was on S1, and it took Sam making up some bullshit that he had some special water for him for Jon to stop drinking only coffee.
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It’s even better than this, the only water he would touch was sparkling water, to the point where when he was hungover and vomiting lying on the floor of the laundry room, he refused the water Jet brought him and prod had to go get spawkwing wawter to make sure their retard didn’t die. I actually kind of wonder if this had anything to do with the Zipp idea since it’s how they’ve kept the fish hydrated for 2 and 2.5. Jon even drank Zipp.
 
joker jimmy said:
It’s even better than this, the only water he would touch was sparkling water, to the point where when he was hungover and vomiting lying on the floor of the laundry room, he refused the water Jet brought him and prod had to go get spawkwing wawter to make sure their retard didn’t die. I actually kind of wonder if this had anything to do with the Zipp idea since it’s how they’ve kept the fish hydrated for 2 and 2.5. Jon even drank Zipp.
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Yeah, this was the day Sam gave him the special water, as they were clearly worried about how dehydrated he was from only drinking coffee and then getting drunk. He clearly got the sparkling water thing from the Tates, too... as they both regularly talk about sparkling water and how they don't trust men who don't drink sparkling water.

I have no way of confirming it, but I do suspect that not all of the Zipp cans actually contained Zipp and some contained water instead so that they could keep them hydrated.
 
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