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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    780
Trish in the F.T live chat yesterday lmao
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skrod said:
Jimmy says he takes medication for his depression. Being in a place like hoarderman's is a guaranteed way of continuing that depression or making it worse. I used to live with my elderly father in a house in similar condition (though not quite as bad) and it fucked up my mood every day. He should get out of there. Go somewhere normal.
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Yeah I'm sorry but any sympathy I might have had for Jimmy went out the window when he threatened to dox Vances ex for the most petty shit ever with Creature.
 
Punitive Castration said:
jimmy's said that the porch is the worst part but it hasn't damaged the house itself
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That isn't something that can be determined unless the porch itself was removed from the main structure. Water pooling could have rotted the exterior of the house and leaked into the structure. The whole discussion is moot because the house is a write-off, the moment hoarderman and his wife die the place is getting destroyed via an excavator and nobody is going to bother sorting through the shit inside, its just going to be thrown into dumpsters by the excavator.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
That isn't something that can be determined unless the porch itself was removed from the main structure. Water pooling could have rotted the exterior of the house and leaked into the structure. The whole discussion is moot because the house is a write-off, the moment hoarderman and his wife die the place is getting destroyed via an excavator and nobody is going to bother sorting through the shit inside, its just going to be thrown into dumpsters by the excavator.
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That is really grim to me for some reason. Honest to god hoarders, the ones who are like, this wrapper could make a shoe one day, have it so bad. The inside of their head must mirror their actual rooms filled with random shit. It's like they collect failure and broken dreams and concentrate it into a depressive cell.
 
Polska krowa said:
From what I can gather it seems to be mutually parasitic:
1. Jimmy is better than free labour for Hoarderman, he doesn't have to pay him, and Jimmy actually pays off Hoarderman's expenses
2. Jimmy believes he's going to get a major windfall out of Hoarderman. I can only assume that Hoarderman has no next of kin or family to leave money to, so Jimmy probably assumes that all of the money that he earns for Hoarderman, and presumably the property, will end up with him once Hoarderman dies and is just biding his time

The issue with the second point, however, is that Hoarderman spends all his money on weed by the sounds of it, so realistically Jimmy may only get the land (if Hoarderman has nobody else to leave it to). It may well be that Jimmy is just selling off the least valuable stuff and retaining the more valuable items so that he can sell it once Hoarderman dies.
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Jimmy thinks that his relationship w/ Hoarderman is symbiotic, but in reality Hoarderman is a parasite. I remember in an early stream Jimmy said that he wanted to turn Hoarderman's place into some sort of open air market, and that whatever "antiques" Jimmy sells, Jimmy only gets a fraction of money. Unless Jimmy is bequeathed property in writing, Jimmy probably isn't getting a thing.
 
yeah, it is sad to see that jimmy is being taken advantage of, and out in the open too. hoarderman is taking advantage of jimmy, the discord faggots are taking advantage of him, and you can argue there is some of it with the fish tank production too. jimmy just seems like one of those unfortunate people who are just naturally easy to take advantage of. he gets feels from me for it since i was very much like that, especially bad about it when i was very young. really sucks to be that kind of person.
 
snort inquisition said:
they've got a lot of paypigs who spend time in chat there even when there's no season going, so probably just trying to make a better way for those people to hang out and keep other paypigs engaged as well
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if i understand it correctly, they can also pay to have things displayed on the ad screen in the cell. and if i am reading correctly looks like they might also display popular fishnets in the cell screen as well?

seems like a way to get the paypigs a chance to show their memes to the fish during the main season. the next step, i suppose, from them printing out memes to show the fish during S2.
 
I have the full 10+ minute clip of Jon negging TJ on day 9.
Some highlights:
  • Jon says he's going to make TJ drink the rape koolaid.* TJ responds that he doesn't like koolaid, he likes water. Jon says he'll give him watermelon koolaid. TJ, confused, says that that's not water. Jon insists that it is. I can't tell if Jon really knows.
  • Jon doesn't seem to realize that TJ breaking his wrist means he can't lift things until the end.
Fellas, is it gay to neg a little twink man into lifting weights, while you seductively flex your biceps, and cover your soft nipples with the American flag?


*He might've said grape.
 
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