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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
Starting to warm up to whoever this is. Not sure he's funny fishtank material, but he didn't have much time to shine, so maybe he'll come back for season 3 in some capacity.
Oddbod60, he's a Fishtank superfan that spammed everything possible since S1 begging them to get him onto the show.

Sidenote about quests, is it safe to say they were a complete and utter scam? Out of 26 quests that were successfully crowdsourced with tokens, only four are actually marked as completed, with two of those not being an actual activity.
 
Oddbod60, he's a Fishtank superfan that spammed everything possible since S1 begging them to get him onto the show.

Sidenote about quests, is it safe to say they were a complete and utter scam? Out of 26 quests that were successfully crowdsourced with tokens, only four are actually marked as completed, with two of those not being an actual activity.
I heard Jet say that they would be refunding the tokens spent of the quests they didn't get to, obviously that seems like basically all of them. I think they expected more downtime to be filling with user generated quests and it just didn't work out.
 
Oddbod60, he's a Fishtank superfan that spammed everything possible since S1 begging them to get him onto the show.

Sidenote about quests, is it safe to say they were a complete and utter scam? Out of 26 quests that were successfully crowdsourced with tokens, only four are actually marked as completed, with two of those not being an actual activity.
Seems like it unless they do some of them in S3. I wanna see the Indian food one where they have to cook an Indian meal out of pot using only their hands (or something like that)
 
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Shoutout iFunny!
 
I mentioned in in the fishtank sneed chat, but when the season 2 episodes are released, some of us were interested in a watch along. I'm not sure what platform would be the most convenient and accessible. I was thinking of using cytube, just like the kiwi movie nights. Anyone have any other suggestions?
Jimmy just started dirty crying
...but why though?
The most interesting thing that has happened so far is that Mike said that Aperture was a sock account run by production to make him do funny shit for the show.
Wouldn't be surprised if Tryll, the account that keeps putting Fatty in timeout is also production. Wouldn't Tryll be spending hundreds of dollars per day for fishtoys?
One of the shittiest parts of Jimmy is how he tries to one-up any argument by throwing out blackmail on people. He tried it on Vance, he tried it on letty, he even tried on Fatty. Normally I'd say I never want to see him on fishtank again, but if it's a new group of people who he knows nothing about, I think it'd be funny. Watching a relatively 'normal' new cast of fish try to defuse a 'wrathful, sober' jimmy would be peak. Just don't let him have a phone or he'll start trying to whisper to people that he knows where their family lives so they leave the show.
Most of his blackmail isn't even compelling, all he has is names and surface level info fed to him by his discord.
also shes going to hordermans with Duanyay & Jimmy
we may never hear from her again
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I guess Trish visited Jimmy's place. This might be one of the stranger ways to jerk it in 2024. He's using decade old DVDs on a PlayStation 2. It reminds me of those retro gamers who only use original hardware. Retro gooner.
 
I mentioned in in the fishtank sneed chat, but when the season 2 episodes are released, some of us were interested in a watch along. I'm not sure what platform would be the most convenient and accessible. I was thinking of using cytube, just like the kiwi movie nights. Anyone have any other suggestions?
you guys can all come over to my house and we can watch it on my couch. ill have soda, chips, and pizza.

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I guess Trish visited Jimmy's place. This might be one of the stranger ways to jerk it in 2024. He's using decade old DVDs on a PlayStation 2. It reminds me of those retro gamers who only use original hardware. Retro gooner.
honestly seems like something jimmy would do. i dont question it.

but i will rant about how terrible girls gone wild is. i remember seeing the ads on late night comedy central all the time when i was 16 and eventually decided to pirate a collection of them. my disappointment was immense when i actually watched them and found it to be the lamest porn ever made.
 
I mentioned in in the fishtank sneed chat, but when the season 2 episodes are released, some of us were interested in a watch along. I'm not sure what platform would be the most convenient and accessible. I was thinking of using cytube, just like the kiwi movie nights. Anyone have any other suggestions?

...but why though?

Wouldn't be surprised if Tryll, the account that keeps putting Fatty in timeout is also production. Wouldn't Tryll be spending hundreds of dollars per day for fishtoys?

Most of his blackmail isn't even compelling, all he has is names and surface level info fed to him by his discord.

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I guess Trish visited Jimmy's place. This might be one of the stranger ways to jerk it in 2024. He's using decade old DVDs on a PlayStation 2. It reminds me of those retro gamers who only use original hardware. Retro gooner.

To be fair jerking it to old PS2 games is an extremely Jimmy-ish thing to do
 
I mentioned in in the fishtank sneed chat, but when the season 2 episodes are released, some of us were interested in a watch along. I'm not sure what platform would be the most convenient and accessible. I was thinking of using cytube, just like the kiwi movie nights. Anyone have any other suggestions?

...but why though?

Wouldn't be surprised if Tryll, the account that keeps putting Fatty in timeout is also production. Wouldn't Tryll be spending hundreds of dollars per day for fishtoys?

Most of his blackmail isn't even compelling, all he has is names and surface level info fed to him by his discord.

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I guess Trish visited Jimmy's place. This might be one of the stranger ways to jerk it in 2024. He's using decade old DVDs on a PlayStation 2. It reminds me of those retro gamers who only use original hardware. Retro gooner.
Girls gone wild is like the tamest thing you can watch. I suppose he might be into voyeriusm the thrill of watching normal women exposing exposing themselves
 
...but why though?
Bic was trying to find someone in the room to box and he threw the gloves to Jimmy and called him TJ. Then he kept saying he wanted Jimmy to just punch him full force in the head without blocking it and Jimmy was pleading with him like "I don't want to do that, I don't like hurting people, I don't want to hit you, you didn't do anything to me" and Bic was going "bro it's a sport, people do this all the time, i want you to, you're not gonna hurt me, just get mad and hit me, pretend i'm someone you really hate, channel your rage" and because Jimmy was really drunk and falling over it got to the point where he was crying at Bic asking not to do it cuz he doesn't wanna hurt people he likes.

I think at one point towards the end he was saying how that's why he felt bad about punching Jon because Jon's his friend too and that's where the real waterfalls came from and where him hugging it out with TJ came from. But yeah he was damn drunk.
I guess Trish visited Jimmy's place. This might be one of the stranger ways to jerk it in 2024. He's using decade old DVDs on a PlayStation 2. It reminds me of those retro gamers who only use original hardware. Retro gooner.
Someone on twitter described it as "the most soulful way of gooning" which i thought was pretty hilarious
 
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Jimmy and Chip have been popping in and out of the Cell. Jimmy said he's hanging around because he hasn't said bye to someone who is supposed to becoming through. Someone on TTS asked jimmy what happened between himself and Vance and he said Vance apologized to him because TTS made what he said sound worse than it was.



Beta male Vance for real, unless Jimmy's lying. Jimmy probably apologized first and then Vance apologized for assuming the worst.
 
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Jimmy and Chip have been popping in and out of the Cell. Jimmy said he's hanging around because he hasn't said bye to someone who is supposed to becoming through. Someone on TTS asked jimmy what happened between himself and Vance and he said Vance apologized to him because TTS made what he said sound worse than it was.

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Beta male Vance for real, unless Jimmy's lying. Jimmy probably apologized first and then Vance apologized for assuming the worst.
Im assuming hes waiting for Tay ? (assuming she hasn’t left)
 
Im assuming hes waiting for Tay ? (assuming she hasn’t left)
Jet just came into the cell and sat silently for 10 minutes staring at nothing, and he hadn't been seen before today, so I'm assuming it was Jet.

It would have been a very S1 moment of him sitting inside with all the fish outside but SFX was on so I don't think people realized what that was outside of the hard style bass.
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Nevermind, he came back. Someone in chat named "production" said they have been trying to tell Jimmy it's ok to go home if he'd like and I assumed it was just some guy making a joke but he's clearly just making himself at home. They're getting the wood chips out of the room right now.

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This is why like I was saying in chat I think he's just going to be around like these other wiggers are or like Letty always seems to be, he only lives about an hour away and he's a lonely dude so now that there's not so much awkwardness and distance he'll probably be around a lot especially in comparison to someone like Vance who is more "offical" but less convenient.

also, just because i brought up vance again it made me think - I guess Vance confirmed he's single now? I had been hearing rumors about him having broken up with his BLM GF but I assumed they were jokes.
 
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Jet just came into the cell and sat silently for 10 minutes staring at nothing, and he hadn't been seen before today, so I'm assuming it was Jet.

It would have been a very S1 moment of him sitting inside with all the fish outside but SFX was on so I don't think people realized what that was outside of the hard style bass.
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Nevermind, he came back. Someone in chat named "production" said they have been trying to tell Jimmy it's ok to go home if he'd like and I assumed it was just some guy making a joke but he's clearly just making himself at home. They're getting the wood chips out of the room right now.

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This is why like I was saying in chat I think he's just going to be around like these other wiggers are or like Letty always seems to be, he only lives about an hour away and he's a lonely dude so now that there's not so much awkwardness and distance he'll probably be around a lot especially in comparison to someone like Vance who is more "offical" but less convenient.

also, just because i brought up vance again it made me think - I guess Vance confirmed he's single now? I had been hearing rumors about him having broken up with his BLM GF but I assumed they were jokes.
I wonder if Brian is also still with his GF lol. Someone mentioned the guest house where the NPCs were staying had 4 bedrooms & 1 bathroom. I wonder (given that this is speculated not confirmed) how his GF felt with him potentially holed up in small guest house with Trish if she really did make him unfollow her on everything (he still follows Taylor J.C Tayleigh etc lol). That may explain why it seemed like both of them were avoiding each other throughout 2.5.

Its also interesting that his GF did retweet a post about him as the deputy then untweet it not long after

Maybe both Brian/Vance are in the doghouse upon returning home lol
 
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