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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
Maybe both Brian/Vance are in the doghouse upon returning home lol
During Vance's last confessional he said something like how, he felt like he could be less restrained during the season than before, because during season one he was afraid of ruining his relationship with certain people by doing whatever he wanted, only to lose them anyway.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't expect it - he seemed so thrilled to be there during s1 and for her to have so much sway over him that he would go hide in the garage and beg for her mercy over simple gags or whine that he couldn't be fucked with on the show without stressing her out was pretty telling. That and between S1 and now he's been away from home for at least four months doing stuff she clearly doesn't fuck with.
 
During Vance's last confessional he said something like how, he felt like he could be less restrained during the season than before, because during season one he was afraid of ruining his relationship with certain people by doing whatever he wanted, only to lose them anyway.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't expect it - he seemed so thrilled to be there during s1 and for her to have so much sway over him that he would go hide in the garage and beg for her mercy over simple gags or whine that he couldn't be fucked with on the show without stressing her out was pretty telling. That and between S1 and now he's been away from home for at least four months doing stuff she clearly doesn't fuck with.
Funnily enough around time Brian met his GF (towards end of April iirc) he completely stopped streaming. He only started really streaming again just before 2.5. He confirmed today hes gonna start streaming again lol
 
It's baffling to me these people in relationships like that where a gf going to tell them not to stream or what to do or w/e
Like... idk.. Fishtank related shit (i include streaming in this) is a pretty big part of Vance's life now and Brian too kinda.
How you gonna have a gf that's just like 'no you can't do that anymore'.
Girl must be really spectacular to exert that amount of control over your life.
 
It's baffling to me these people in relationships like that where a gf going to tell them not to stream or what to do or w/e
Like... idk.. Fishtank related shit (i include streaming in this) is a pretty big part of Vance's life now and Brian too kinda.
How you gonna have a gf that's just like 'no you can't do that anymore'.
Girl must be really spectacular to exert that amount of control over your life.
I cant say for Vance but (not sure how true this is) its alleged Brian did what ive seen being called a “cock-lodger” where you basically live off your GF while doing effectively nothing. Isnt that what CK (grain of salt mind you) accused him doing to her & his “current” GF ?. Assuming he got a paid for 2.5 maybe hes not finically reliant on his current gf anymore so she holds no reigns over him.


Bare in mind this is complete speculation
 
It's baffling to me these people in relationships like that where a gf going to tell them not to stream or what to do or w/e
Like... idk.. Fishtank related shit (i include streaming in this) is a pretty big part of Vance's life now and Brian too kinda.
How you gonna have a gf that's just like 'no you can't do that anymore'.
Girl must be really spectacular to exert that amount of control over your life.
Meh....the guys aren't really making enough money streaming for them to put up too much of a fight if they actually like their girlfriend and the girl doesn't want them to do it. Tayleigh is the one who had a massive bag fumble by putting her boyfriend first.
 
I mentioned in in the fishtank sneed chat, but when the season 2 episodes are released, some of us were interested in a watch along. I'm not sure what platform would be the most convenient and accessible. I was thinking of using cytube, just like the kiwi movie nights. Anyone have any other suggestions?

...but why though?

Wouldn't be surprised if Tryll, the account that keeps putting Fatty in timeout is also production. Wouldn't Tryll be spending hundreds of dollars per day for fishtoys?

Most of his blackmail isn't even compelling, all he has is names and surface level info fed to him by his discord.

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I guess Trish visited Jimmy's place. This might be one of the stranger ways to jerk it in 2024. He's using decade old DVDs on a PlayStation 2. It reminds me of those retro gamers who only use original hardware. Retro gooner.
So that's how he actually gets off instead of fucking dogs. In all seriousness though, I'm surprised Trish was brave enough to enter the Jimmycave. He can be chill but when he gets set off, well, you've seen what happens.
 
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Current status of the cell. Tay appeared, she sounds kinda beat and Jimmy, who's been building the bunk bed and cleaning for the last few hours said he had something to give her which he presumably picked up at his house today

The TV plays ads which people create and pay for on fishtnet.gg
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They also replaced the speakers with big ones with a subwoofer - Luka (the manbun guy) said it's "not supposed to be nice to stay here."
 
So that's how he actually gets off instead of fucking dogs. In all seriousness though, I'm surprised Trish was brave enough to enter the Jimmycave. He can be chill but when he gets set off, well, you've seen what happens.
I doubt she would have if Duanye wasn't going too, they seem to be on good terms now.

e: also it is apparently only an hour away from the new FT house. Jimmy may have found his replacement to Hoarderman's!
 
I doubt she would have if Duanye wasn't going too, they seem to be on good terms now.

e: also it is apparently only an hour away from the new FT house. Jimmy may have found his replacement to Hoarderman's!
that's sort of what i was thinking. like this whole hoarderman thing is all he has going for him in his spare time, he doesn't have friends where he lives and he's pouring his time and energy into something that won't profit him. I can't speak to what they might've gotten into with Jimmy hitting him or paying his property taxes but it's clear he needs to be around actual peers.
some refined version of his life sees him working like these other subordinate wiggers and beginning to develop as an adult again, in person, instead of retreating into the internet and relying on the company of the /bant/ retards who just manipulate and use him.

i think whoever hoarderman is he needs help but he's apparently 80 years old, he's going to die before this pipe dream comes to fruition and leave jimmy with his widow and 5 acres of trash - or else jimmy suddenly realizes he wasn't that important to the guy after all and the whole project abruptly ends
 
Yeah, I don't know much about the Hoarderman thing but Jimmy would be better off hanging around a bunch of dudes his own age even if they're wiggers. Get that boy off of Discord.
 
Oddbod60, he's a Fishtank superfan that spammed everything possible since S1 begging them to get him onto the show.

Sidenote about quests, is it safe to say they were a complete and utter scam? Out of 26 quests that were successfully crowdsourced with tokens, only four are actually marked as completed, with two of those not being an actual activity.
They were refunded :)
 
Yeah, I don't know much about the Hoarderman thing but Jimmy would be better off hanging around a bunch of dudes his own age even if they're wiggers. Get that boy off of Discord.
I just worry about how much delusion he's invested into the hoard. He was talking about the unpublished books again during the LARP, but he still doesn't grasp why they're not being taken seriously.

I worry the discord losers are gasing him up, y'know?
 
I just worry about how much delusion he's invested into the hoard. He was talking about the unpublished books again during the LARP, but he still doesn't grasp why they're not being taken seriously.

I worry the discord losers are gasing him up, y'know?
He does seem susceptible to gayops for sure. What's the rundown on this hoarderman guy anyways? Did he take Jimmy in after he got out of the mental health facility?
 
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Current status of the cell. Tay appeared, she sounds kinda beat and Jimmy, who's been building the bunk bed and cleaning for the last few hours said he had something to give her which he presumably picked up at his house today

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They also replaced the speakers with big ones with a subwoofer - Luka (the manbun guy) said it's "not supposed to be nice to stay here."
I like the screen idea even if it's just a way to paypig more money.
 
He does seem susceptible to gayops for sure. What's the rundown on this hoarderman guy anyways? Did he take Jimmy in after he got out of the mental health facility?
the timeline i think is, mental health facility -> tard college ->living way in the north and not in PA with his parents but having no friends -> meeting hoarderman who broke down outside his house.

I think a lot of the stuff he came into the tank with this season were gay ops, he kept talking about waiting for a code yellow and not getting a reply and a lot of the stuff he said about vance's ex or summer having anal with jon were pretty localized to /tv/ and /bant/.

the mephisto thing was good for one season cuz the guy he trusted with that wasn't insane but if he's handing out his keys to every retard on the internet he's going to get fucked up.
 
I doubt she would have if Duanye wasn't going too, they seem to be on good terms now.

e: also it is apparently only an hour away from the new FT house. Jimmy may have found his replacement to Hoarderman's!
I wonder if she left the house quietly and got her flight. Havent seen / heard her all day.

easy explanation is saying goodbye on camera is pointless when you’re literally gonna be back in 6 weeks lol
 
I just worry about how much delusion he's invested into the hoard. He was talking about the unpublished books again during the LARP, but he still doesn't grasp why they're not being taken seriously.
Brian went there early on with Jimmy and said there was some valuable stuff there and that Jimmy should be focusing on a narrow selection of stuff like tools, but that most of it was indeed just rotted trash that needed to be cleared. The way Jimmy was talking about paying hoarderman's property taxes and shit during 2.5 made it seem like the relationship has the potential of turning parasitic if it hasn't already. There is a line where Jimmy can be a friend and help clear space for the guy for mobility reasons and maybe sell off a few of the items to help repair some of the house, but paying off taxes for the guy because he smokes up all the money he has on weed is totally unacceptable. Jimmy needs to be focusing on his life, not playing tugboat for an irresponsible guy more interested in getting high than ensuring he has his affairs in order.
 
The way Jimmy was talking about paying hoarderman's property taxes and shit during 2.5 made it seem like the relationship has the potential of turning parasitic if it hasn't already. There is a line where Jimmy can be a friend and help clear space for the guy for mobility reasons and maybe sell off a few of the items to help repair some of the house, but paying off taxes for the guy because he smokes up all the money he has on weed is totally unacceptable.
I don't know if it's parasitic, or if it's just pure delusion. Jimmy sees the rotting hoard and believes it's all gold. He knows there's valuable sound equipment in there, and he knows it'll get fixed up, and it'll be so cool, and those speakers will be worth so much, just wait until he fixes it up!!
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Except this is what he's working with.
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and he released two vlog videos on his Youtube channel (I think these are new)

Hoarderman Vlog 1 Scaffolding
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Hoarderman Vlog 2 Barn
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Shit's fucked. I think Jimmy sees something in this dump that just isn't there, and if it is, it's covered in rat piss.
 
some refined version of his life sees him working like these other subordinate wiggers and beginning to develop as an adult again, in person, instead of retreating into the internet and relying on the company of the /bant/ retards who just manipulate and use him.
I worry the discord losers are gasing him up, y'know?
Sam talked about this in a PGL episode and it feels like he's talking directly to Jimmy.


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