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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Punitive Castration said:
There's this space going tonight with Duany'ay, Jimmy, some orbiters. Tayleigh and Sylvia listened for a moment.
Duany'ay dropped that during the small afterparty at a restaurant, the wiggers directly offered Shinji room & board until Sam left again for his tour, and to let him come along on the tour. Shinji refused and said he had to get home.

Duany'ay framed this as very shortsighted and stupid of Shinji, but the reason Shinji gave was that he had to get back back to California and back to school as soon as possible.

The general consensus is that Shinji is in a tough situation but that if the tour wasn't palatable for him, he had many other options and was compensated fairly for a pretty easy ride.
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What would Shinji gain by getting room and board in Rhode Island until Sam went off to tour? What would Shinji gain by tagging along on the tour?
Shinji needed to return to school to start the semester, play catch up, and make sure everything else was taken care of. It wasn't and that's another story, but a college student can't live somewhere else just because it's paid for. Shinji did the right thing there, plus he wasn't exactly having a good time with them as is.
Potatoherder said:
Not many people are picking up on the 'helper' bit. That tells me this isn't a paid job aside from board and hopefully food.
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Constant dilemma with the wigger crew. They need skilled people but don't want to pay for it. That's why Sam hires wiggers to begin with, he's making due with cheaper people and presumably copes that they're "creatives" or something. If you want technical work done during crunch time you pay the price.
 
Aidan said:
What would Shinji gain by getting room and board in Rhode Island until Sam went off to tour? What would Shinji gain by tagging along on the tour?
Shinji needed to return to school
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Facts. I think what we have here is a difference in priorities. For further emphasis:
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"Yeah uh... yeah, so.. yeah -- you're so right about what you said about Shinji being ungrateful by turning down Sam's offer to go on tour... so like... when I found out Letty got to hang out in Rhode Island and ghost write a sketch for Sam I wanted to punch her so hard her eyes straightened out... and she didn't even like Sam Hyde as much as me....so yeah... speaking as Sam's number one fan boy I think attending a semester of college you already paid for is pretty retarded..."

that's just a guess what the DM was but it's probably spot on
 
If a semi normie like Shinji is throwing a complaint level of this scale
(yeah porn, gooning, etc.. but compared to the other freaks in the house who were jobless MDE fans with no prospects)
Then imagine what that casting agency is going to look like when they bring in a bunch of hapless LA types. Unless they get pretty much a full cast of degenerates who are willing to debase themselves and walk away with  some money.

Though the flip side if you actually get to do the actual role play aspect of the entire thing, maybe those dumbass gaslighting bits that always suck might actually work, but I really do think it'll be a repeat of S2 where half the cast is gone at about the 1/4th mark of the show. All of which will go to Twitter and Instagram to bitch about Sam, while having most of everything about them doxxed and get messages from MDE fans.
 
skrod said:
Jet posted this and then posted something similar from the fishtank twitter account 7 min later. Salty!!!
In all honesty this hunger games concept is 1. unoriginal & has probably been done a bunch of times and 2. sounds nothing like fishtank bloodgames as if this giant streamer has any fucking idea what that is. Someone's getting too big for his britches.
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I don't understand why they are seething so much because it's not hunger games if it doesn't have
1. Death
2. Children

It's a glorified Survivor copy.
 
Punitive Castration said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gK0wk863GZg
I'm trying to upload a backup copy of this but I'm getting security errors. God help anyone who wants to try to transcribe this
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Yeah it is very hard to parse.
I think in essence he is saying; "I feel alone after fishtank" and "forgive me for ignoring the people who supported me".
No reference to the future as far as I can understand, just a very strange apology.
Guy is in a bad place.
 
ShibuyaRiver said:
Damn Shinji. English Sub version.

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https://x.com/HentaiTheory/status/1798897067324330322?t=2UPYbp3alD33i5T8k6ylCg&s=19
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To be fair to him, hasn't Crash presumably fucked him over considering he still supposedly had to go through late fees anyway? If it somehow hasn't been obvious he needs proper help before, this is probably as good as you can get. His behavior's swinging fairly wildly from the look of things, understandable if he's as financially fucked as he says he is.

What can he realistically do in this situation that wouldn't be affected by his visa status? Could he go for the Chris-chan option of selling drawings, like the Guts one? He's kind of squandered the stream option, and he's not gonna make it on Youtube as long as his idea of successful content is fact shorts with AI content.
 
ShibuyaRiver said:
Damn Shinji. English Sub version.

1000041089.mp4

https://x.com/HentaiTheory/status/1798897067324330322?t=2UPYbp3alD33i5T8k6ylCg&s=19
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This is like watching someone fulfill their brainwashing and fully be indoctrinated into some cult. Shinji was right, Fishtank fucked him. Jet fucked him. Sam fucked him. Crash fucked him. Fishtank fans are enjoying the drama and egging it on for their own entertainment and he's susceptible to it. He is mentally fucked right now and there's no one truly there for him.
 
EenGevolg said:
What can he realistically do in this situation that wouldn't be affected by his visa status?
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Absolutely nothing, thats why Crash and he did that last ditch gambit of trying to nab gameshow money. Shinji is back in Japan and honestly, I don't see him ever returning, the nonstop begging from the fishtank viewers for him to stream is retarded as well, he got maybe 30-40 viewers when he was streaming, and that was when he was in a good mood when he first returned, it quickly dropped to around 15 when he went fully into the depressive spiral. Nobody showed up -- asking a guy whose life is imploding around him to be entertaining is insulting. The guy acts like he is about to enter the suicide forest and they're begging him to put on a sideshow for them.
 
Congratulations to Shinji for having the willpower to fight his personal demons and his recent conversion to Islam. We're so proud of him!
(He is reciting an ancient prayer in Arabic, which is why you can't understand him)
 
Bad idea Shinji, groveling doesn't work on Westerners, it's not endearing. Dude is just gonna keep alienating any remaining fans as he fades away into being a salaryman to keep paying his bills. Poor guy

attractive_pneumonia said:
Shinji is back in Japan and honestly, I don't see him ever returning
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Is he really back in Japan? If so he's definitely not coming back with the state of the Yen and the cost of tuition for international kids. He's gonna have to apply to stinky Japanese universities or get a real job I guess
 
Heather Mason 2 said:
Bad idea Shinji, groveling doesn't work on Westerners, it's not endearing. Dude is just gonna keep alienating any remaining fans as he fades away into being a salaryman to keep paying his bills. Poor guy


Is he really back in Japan? If so he's definitely not coming back with the state of the Yen and the cost of tuition for international kids. He's gonna have to apply to stinky Japanese universities or get a real job I guess
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Doesn't look like he's back in Japan just yet, his Japan apartment looked nothing like the video he just took.
 
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