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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    782
Blackstar said:
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He has to go back to the middle east.
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Abi's post mentioning KF has been deleted. Wonder why? I doubt she's a lurker here. If she were a lurker she'd probably know that the dox didn't come from KF
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We dindu nuffin, these channers be blaming us n shiet.
Punitive Castration said:
Trading blows again... Taylor copyright struck Abi for restreaming, apparently. Someone told Abi that Taylor will be doing a 24 hour stream and she snapped at them saying she doesn't care.
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S2 will ultimately turn into a total Jimmy victory.
 
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Blackstar said:
Apologies for triple posting but I prefer doing this instead of editing when new info comes out. Abi just got doxed on /bant/, with the poster claiming to be from the farms although I don't recall anyone doxing her here before.
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I don't know who this person is or why I should care about them.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I don't know who this person is or why I should care about them.
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The crazy woman who was on the show for like 2 days, got Jimmy eliminated after he assaulted her for smashing the G-Man phone, tried to fuck with Tayleigh by cutting up her yarn while having a mental breakdown and proceeded to give up and leave the next day.
 
4chan doxes someone and blames kiwifarms for the dox without any evidence. The whole Internet blames kiwifarms for the dox without any evidence.
 
Abi's energy since she left the show has been nothing but pure jealousy and bitterness. She is extremely resentful that she can't break 20 viewers and just lashes out at all of the others as a result, despite them paying zero attention to her. Hilarious.
 
Despite Abi being another crazy bitch like Betty and Summer, it surprises me she hasn't broke ties with the wiggers and in good terms with them. Sam and Jet still follow her Twitter. How long until she starts breaking ties and leaking some stuff about them?
 
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She also accidentally showed her DMs, including one from Jet where she responded to whatever he said with "so what are you offering me exactly?" so he was trying to get her to do something, perhaps go on as a vampire since he was begging for female vamp applicants a couple of days ago?
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I'm biased as ever but it looks like Jet reached out to get her on and when she asked about what she'd get for going on S2.5 she was ghosted. Not that she's a good pick but who is? Girls aside, if there was a proper incentive for anyone to take part then Jet would have said it by now. They rely too much on loser fans who don't understand they're being taken advantage of.
 
Aidan said:
I'm biased as ever but it looks like Jet reached out to get her on and when she asked about what she'd get for going on S2.5 she was ghosted. Not that she's a good pick but who is? Girls aside, if there was a proper incentive for anyone to take part then Jet would have said it by now. They rely too much on loser fans who don't understand they're being taken advantage of.
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muh gender balance

He needs to worry less about that. There was a revolving door of women who were only there for a few days and regardless of their individual contributions the way they rushed in and out was bad.

During the investor stream they made it sound like there wouldn't be freeloaders at all. I can imagine Chris is mandatory and I suppose Greg is needed. The investor stream was the day after Abi and Jet's last message, so maybe something changed in the intended structure in that tiny span of time, but the less-freeloaders thing sounded good and I was hoping they would stick with it. If they call Abi in that's dumb and not at all what they said.
 
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We've had some small posts about how an ever-present user of the fishtank site, oddbod60, has been trying to get on the show since Season 1. Usually he is just repeating himself in the site-chat; "oddbod60 for fishtank" and similar every day.

The Quest system is giving him a chance;
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Given the cost of tokens, this would at best cost a total of about 56000$, at worst 75000$. The smallest token bundle would be 10 tokens to a dollar, and the best options are 13.3 tokens to a dollar.
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Current Quest are usually not very crazy in cost, low end seems to be 1000 tokens.
 
I know it's been said a million times already but the price tags on absolutely everything associated with fishtank are so unabashedly high, it'd make a jew blush and a gypsy bow her head.
On one hand if the fanbase is willing to shell out a hundred dollars to give a contestant a 80 cent cereal bar, milk the cow for all it's worth, but on the other I don't understand how the fans aren't downright insulted with such skewed prices. It reeks of greed from Sam and company, and from the fans it reeks of cuckoldry you'd find among those that watch vtubers, and has tanked my opinion of both.
My feelings are strong because I've been a long time fan of Sam and crew but I suppose my hang up is that fucking with people for free; for the reaction and laughs, hits different than fucking with people for a five/six/seven figure income. It's one thing to boast about scamming and fucking big corporations, banks, car rentals, etc, and it's another to target your own fans in an effort to extract every dollar they're willing to spend on you. They've shown a side I really don't appreciate.
 
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