🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
I slept through most of the 24hr stream so I missed this bit entirely, only becoming aware of it because of the chat room but apparently around 8 hours in, about 3 or 4am her local time Tay got a bit emotional when talking about how doing livestreaming was always a farfetched dream as a teenager before talking about how she thought she was an extremely reviled figure based off the insane level of hostility from the TTS in the final week and would have to go into hiding after the show because of the fans only for there to be a lot of support for her that 200-250 people are willing to just sit up until early in the morning just to talk with her.

Edit: What the fuck, when uploaded the sound shifted so I had to reencode it.






Her Shopify webpage for her pre-show stock of crochet goods.
https://buttoneyecrochet.com/
She spent maybe an hour of her stream just doing work editing the crochet item images while she had Terry Davis videos playing, someone media shared an ancient lolcow video, Cooking with Hoarders by Masoakis and she lost her shit watching him cook steak on the nasty fucking toilet.
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has that faggot gotten a job yet, or is he still spending his days smoking weed and whining like a bitch?

hes tryna fuck someone weird plastic looking woman with a orange spray tan while presumably keeping Trish on the side. Apparently when he did the tinder streams he messaged Trish and said “iTz JuSt fOr coNtEnT”. Now he’s banging one of them. Idk how long hes been with plastic face but not too long ago he was in Trishes IG live flirting with her like hell. With this being soup rat everything is confusing. Trish said she “heard” it was official & that they are moving to Chicago. When someone asked who this girl was on his recent stream he spoke about her like she was some brief one night stand not someone you’re moving to another state with. Shes just a “baddie” apparently.


Im assuming shes going to show up mid way through S3/S2.5 taking over CKs role lol. Can’t WAIT for another fully organic completely not scripted Trish meltdown
 
Brian, TJ, and Taylor were at Sam’s Michigan standup last night. Looks like they also met up with Chris Lynch the day after.
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i think they met up with him the day of sam's stand up, they're in the same building and they're all wearing the same clothes
hes tryna fuck someone weird plastic looking woman with a orange spray tan while presumably keeping Trish on the side. Apparently when he did the tinder streams he messaged Trish and said “iTz JuSt fOr coNtEnT”. Now he’s banging one of them. Idk how long hes been with plastic face but not too long ago he was in Trishes IG live flirting with her like hell. With this being soup rat everything is confusing. Trish said she “heard” it was official & that they are moving to Chicago. When someone asked who this girl was on his recent stream he spoke about her like she was some brief one night stand not someone you’re moving to another state with. Shes just a “baddie” apparently.


Im assuming shes going to show up mid way through S3/S2.5 taking over CKs role lol. Can’t WAIT for another fully organic completely not scripted Trish meltdown
trisha is not a reliable source of gossip lol she loves spreading bullshit
 
Stream recap.


Shinji
He has decided to revert back to his original HentaiTheory Youtube channel and it immediately proved to be a smart choice as his viewership went from a paltry dozen up around 100 or so. He had a few clever visual gags like pulling a bag of doritos out from behind a green screen. He played a game called Broken Reality which explains the vaporwave theming.

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Trish
Trish is now in Austin Texas, apparently the job interview went well and "its in the service industry" she spent most of the stream just building her desk and assembling things. A common thread for Tuesday's streams is that all of the fish are extremely exhausted. Trish zones out from exhaustion and nearly falls over as she is closing out the stream.

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Jimmy

I didn't get to watch too much of this stream, my understanding was that Jimmy did this late night stream because he will be working overnights and needed to reset his sleep schedule to do so. Jimmy's content is usually pretty straightforward, play some early 2000s game and just chat. When I was still awake the fact he is part Chilean came up and there was a long discussion between Jimmy and the chat about South America which somehow pivoted into demographics because landownership played in that.
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Tayleigh seemed to be present for the entire stream in the chat something that is a bit pertinent to the content of her Tuesday stream, Jimmy's stream was almost immediately after her 24hr stream and she let off a few hilariously less than politically correct statements during the discussion about demographics in South America
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Plac is one of the long time regulars between her, Jimmy and now Shinji's stream and is from Brazil. Every 4chan user is familiar with the Amerimutt meme and he quickly pointed out that the USA is in equally bad shape

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Tayleigh

The fact she did a 24hr stream on minimal sleep, got a single hour of sleep during the middle of her 24hr stream and then immediately stayed up all night hanging with Jimmy seem to have caught up with her. She chose to do a mime stream again, no talking with a donation goal of $300 to let her talk again. She wrote a sign saying she was only going to do a short 3hr stream because she needed to rest. Its pretty clear that she probably thought it was unlikely for the $300 dollar goal would be hit. She played Outlast again but continuously stopped, closed her eyes and rested in the chair for a few seconds before reading the chat.
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She pulled out the Epstein list the fish were asked to create for the show and the first name was Courtney Love so she was asked to mime Kurt Cobains last moments.
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Someone TTS the words "Nicker Lips" which is a reference to Bad Idea having fat fucking lips in the images he posted of himself. Tay immediately understands the /bant/ reference and plays the gay guy alert which is what she was doing every TTS he made on her 24hr stream.

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Youtube was pushing some sort of UI changes and the entire service was fucking up according to downdetector. Her stream kept lagging and cutting which absolutely destroyed the view counter, which went down to 2 viewers at one point. Owing to the fact she was tired she seemed like she was quite willing to just call it earlier than expected, rather than battle through the lag. She opted to just grind through the lag in the end

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In her chat she has a guy with swastikas in his name called Lexy who spends literally every stream seething and hurling insults. Tay wrote him a placard claiming he was the #1 fan which maked him call her a bozo and ragequit for the night
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Eventually the $300 goal gets hit right at the end stage of the stream so she starts talking. She pulls out the Nettypot she showcased earlier in the stream and flushes her nostrils on camera🤮
She kept pointing to her temples early on during the stream so I'm not really sure if she has a sinus infection, headache or if she is even sick at all since she didn't talk.

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Mime stream was annoying to synopsis because it was purely a visual one, needed a lot of screenshots. On the surface the entire thing sounded stupid and there was indeed bits of dead air since she wasn't talking, but there was quite a few funny moments scattered in that made the stream worthwhile. It probably would have been prudent and easier for her to just scrub the day and just stream on Thursday but she battled it out in a creative way. I doubt she expected the $300 dollar goal to be hit at all and fortunately for her it happened in the last 10 minutes of her stream when she was already in the process of closing it out. No idea if she is sick or just exhausted from overwork and dogshit sleep schedule.
 
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