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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
It’s probably just her wanting to not work the job anymore. real work sucks, some people want streaming careers to pay the bills.
Its pretty clear at this point that her best streaming games would be of the horror genre because she is so reactive to them. She was playing some janky game where you're a livestreamer and deal with a stalker and she is so excitable that she would spaz out over random things.
 
This woman is deluded my god :story:
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To answer the question about “i have no mouth and i must scream”

She watched the open monologue (before pick a character). Im gonna try to describe this as best as i can: she picked what im assuming is the German doctor & went to the prison camp/ concentration camp. She basically spam-clicked everything before finding her way inside some facility with mutilated kids or something. More spam clicking & walking around in circles before basically deciding the game was “dead” and going to play something else
A point in click adventure game not only is pretty terrible from streaming but it's literally the worst kind of game a 90 IQ ditzy Latina could play.
 
A point in click adventure game not only is pretty terrible from streaming but it's literally the worst kind of game a 90 IQ ditzy Latina could play.
I think a more newbie-friendly one could work, like King's Quest, Space Quest, and maybe Leisure Suit Larry.

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream is supposed to be one of the hardest ones.
 
Trishles hit a milestone with her stream tonight (officially hit 5 hours). Off the top of my head:

She finished parasocial & got the bad ending i believe.

She then played cry of fear for a bit before spending the rest of the stream reacting to Fishtank clips.


Some interesting F.T lore came out: When discussing what to tattoo on Brian some interesting stuff was mentioned. The first being the first thing Trish mentioned tattooing on him was Brish (im guessing thats the official name for brian & trish,it’s also interestingly the name Trish used in DnD). The second being very quickly after mentioning Brian coming out to Cali for the Tattoo she immediately mentioned going to Michigan to see Brian lmao (and TJ & a friend but cmon lol). She texted Sam & apparently Sam is going back to his long hair for S3. This isn’t exactly new but she revealed she regrets not punching all of production during her haircut lol. someone mentioned she should sue them & oddly for trish she actually agreed & looked somewhat serious. She reacted to Summers breakdown (the one in B3 when she was addressing the camera). Trish looked genuinely upset & uncomfortable. Said she tried everything to help summer but nothing worked. She reacted to the Chris lynch drunk driving prank. Turns out she had absolutely no idea it was a prank & thought chris may of potentially escaped the house & driven home drunk. She had a bit to say about Tay: Apparently Tay set up the F.T discord & is trying to get everyone together for a video but apparently no one seems to give a shit / respond. She also has dropped herself into this Tay & Jimmy dating rumour thing by saying Tay apparently keeps calling Jimmy & always video chats him at every opportunity she gets (im not clued in on Tay lore but Trish made it sound like she was obsessed with Jimmy, im sure the taytriots can set the record straight).


The highlight of the night was Greg. Greg phoned Trisha and asked if she likes Fitness. She said yes. Greg hit her with FITNESS THIS WEINER IN YOUR MOUTH before hanging up. Somehow this isn’t her biggest L of the night: her biggest L is that she texted Damiel & he apparently completely ghosted her. Assuming this months ago hes legit just completely ignored her lol . (If ive missed anything etc etc correct me)


All in all a decent stream
 
Tay, Jimmy, and Dumbgay did a stream last night watching recaps. Nothing really interesting happened. Only good part was Greg coming on for a few minutes and saying he wouldn't return for season 3 unless they give him all of his money upfront because he doesn't trust them. Dumbgay also barely holds back and basically says the entire thing is rigged.

I think they're eventually going to have a really hard time getting proper contestants and freeloaders. There is no clear path to victory because they just make everything up as they go along and you can't bank on being fairly compensated because they're a bunch of greedy jews.
 

Tayleigh (300 average) streamed the digest week where Jimmy malletted Abi and Frank entered the tank yesterday, with Jimmy and Duany'ay in the call. There were tech issues (Jimmy tried to stream at the same time to keep progress on his watch hours but the tech issues prevented it) but they fixed it by using Discord.

Watching the malleting itself was odd, Tayleigh reiterated that she hadn't seen what happened and wouldn't have been as sympathetic to Jimmy in the moment if she had seen it, but that she sees a difference between what would essentially be "siding with" Jimmy, and understanding him. Jimmy talked about how he saw the situation in "slow motion" and basically just made a hash of excuses and bad explanations of how his brain works, until Tayleigh said something about how she was disappointed in him and he totally deflated, which was good I guess.

The episodes covered scenes she hadn't seen of Abi and Trish calling her ugly and of Abi being rude to Trish behind Trish's back, and of Abi cutting up Tayleigh's yarn and seething, which Tayleigh had no idea about and was very shocked by.

Lots of people were worried that Jimmy and Duany'ay would step on the stream but I think people were saying it had the opposite effect, as she got through Jimmy's thing into the Frank stuff they were good at keeping the mood light because she was definitely put off by recollecting some of the stuff Frank did, the panty stuff and the crickets especially as well as some of his overly violent moments. There was a good moment where Tayleigh was fighting Frank after splashing him with piss and Jimmy shouted "I ain't never seen this, I'm proud of you Tayleigh!" Also going back to Abi there was a bit where Tayleigh made a reference to Jimmy in the tank and they had a nice laugh at that.


Abi (18 average) also streamed last night, I just caught a clip of that where she apparently crept off to watch Jimmy and Tayleigh talk about her getting hit with the mallet and then came back on stream sniffling.
I think she just wants to get the amount of sympathy she would have earned if she had stuck around and bonded with these people at all and not been so BPD about it. I imagine for Tayleigh especially it's hard to be wholeheartedly sympathetic to Abi knowing how personally Abi was taking things Tayleigh had compartmentalized as being only game.


TJ also streamed CK3 at 3 AM (90 average). Only demons and australians know what occurred.

@Halloween23 I agree about there being no clear path to victory. I'm not coping for Tayleigh but it legitimately seemed like this season they wanted to make sure a woman didn't win again or else it would ruin MDE's image, while also refusing to eliminate women who deserved to be eliminated because it would screw up the sex ratio, and were overly worried about which contestants fit their brand.
I think the only way to fix it is to sacrifice the flexibility of when eliminations happen and simply calendar them, every Monday, unless someone walks out. And never ever do a Brian RKO again.
 
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And never ever do a Brian RKO again.
As happy as I am that Brian got eliminated and as funny as it was that it was the audience collectively hating him so much that they voted him off, I have to agree. Giving the audience the ability to vote someone out is just going to make the fish weary of being disliked by the audience and will influence their actions too much.

If they really want to give the audience control over contestants, either let them vote to give someone immunity or some kind of prize. And if they do the immunity it would probably be best not to let the same person be voted twice in a row, otherwise Shinji would have immunity every time this season for example.
 
As happy as I am that Brian got eliminated and as funny as it was that it was the audience collectively hating him so much that they voted him off, I have to agree. Giving the audience the ability to vote someone out is just going to make the fish weary of being disliked by the audience and will influence their actions too much.

If they really want to give the audience control over contestants, either let them vote to give someone immunity or some kind of prize. And if they do the immunity it would probably be best not to let the same person be voted twice in a row, otherwise Shinji would have immunity every time this season for example.
The best part about Brian getting eliminated by community vote over Jimmy is how much Jet seethed over it. Had that not happened it would of been Brian vs TJ at the end, Jet is so gay for him.
 
As happy as I am that Brian got eliminated and as funny as it was that it was the audience collectively hating him so much that they voted him off, I have to agree. Giving the audience the ability to vote someone out is just going to make the fish weary of being disliked by the audience and will influence their actions too much.

If they really want to give the audience control over contestants, either let them vote to give someone immunity or some kind of prize. And if they do the immunity it would probably be best not to let the same person be voted twice in a row, otherwise Shinji would have immunity every time this season for example.
If I were to give it serious thought, I think it would be something like the top 2 or 3 most popular contestants get to do a pre-elimination challenge for immunity. That way someone who has an advantage of popularity is backing it up with capability and not just coasting by having a large ass.

I think they also need to change the way they check endorsements. Lots of people made endorsements initially and then never watched the show again or changed them, and it made the data useless.
 
She also has dropped herself into this Tay & Jimmy dating rumour thing by saying Tay apparently keeps calling Jimmy & always video chats him at every opportunity she gets (im not clued in on Tay lore but Trish made it sound like she was obsessed with Jimmy, im sure the taytriots can set the record straight).
Tay frequently calls Jimmy on her past few streams and is notably happier when she does so, its basically a continuation of the chud gang from when she was in the tank when she would shout "JIMMEH!" from across the house when she first encountered him each day. Its led into a direct collab with Jimmy and Duanye
The episodes covered scenes she hadn't seen of Abi and Trish calling her ugly and of Abi being rude to Trish behind Trish's back, and of Abi cutting up Tayleigh's yarn and seething, which Tayleigh had no idea about and was very shocked by.
Archiving these two moments, also because I think its worthwhile to note that even though Tay is the target and these would be considered "bad" moments for her she still remained happy and laughing through it.




However you can see an instant change in her demeanor the moment Frank shows up on the digest
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Jimmy immediately does something to make her laugh and lighten the mood but her nervous tick of chewing her nails was activated for basically the rest of the time she was reviewing the digests, immediately dropping it when they ended and she was just talking to the audience about plans for the streams for the week upcoming. It was probably a very smart idea to bring Jimmy and Duanye onto the stream for this specific week, not just because the two were involved at a heavy level during this specific week, but because they seemed to operate as a very important emotional support crutch.

Another thing to note is that the Chat/Donations were really fucking off the wall hostile this whole digest for some reason, from basically the moment the stream started and until they ended it was one after another, the first wave was kept asking if she was at her ex-boyfriends house which got her a bit irritable then started grilling her over what she did and why she was away in an accusatory tone, even though she had said on her sleepy low energy stream on Wednesday she was helping her friend move into her new house, towards the end donations were just hurling shit at her like this one:

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There was a fair bit of standard issue shit talking to Duanye via donation which was appreciated since he was always a good sport about it, but the vibes were totally fucked this stream in general, its hard to say if this was just because of the collab, the content that was being reviewed, the lack of streaming from any fish for most of the week causing angst, or if there was some kind of raid from the schizo portion of the fishtank community. The viewership numbers weren't drastically different from her usual baseline of 300 to the mid 400s. Normally all of the streams for the fish are chill and contain zero schizo drama like this.

Edit: I forgot the Abi shit talking Trish and Oliver clip, its funny how none of them knew about the notes to the camera and immediately get indignant on Trish's behalf even though all three of them had a feud with her at one point during the show.
 
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small update: apparently someone slashed one of Trishes tires (via her story) lol

What we thinking ?: road rage related incident or angry simp ? (two of her biggest simps actually don’t live far from her iirc)
 
She also played “Chips challenge” (I think it’s called that). Some early M.S looking puzzle game where you…well…collect computer chips while navigating obstacles. She got to like level 5 before also claiming that was “dead” and quitting.
Chip's Challenge is great, I used to spend hours playing it. Getting filtered by level 5 is just embarrassing though, that's mid-tutorial.

I think they also need to change the way they check endorsements. Lots of people made endorsements initially and then never watched the show again or changed them, and it made the data useless.
They can't exactly reset the endorsements as is, it would make it too obvious when people are dropping out and there's a bunch of retards who would make a big deal out of a normal attrition rate. But it would be nice if they could reset it daily, but display the result as a pie chart showing what percent of the fanbase supports the fish instead of the number.
 
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