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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 182 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 413 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    804
Summer was watching and got tilted over his yandere comment. He still held up her earring later on, I think she doesn't really understands what the word means to a native Japanese person as slang and an American who reads a dictionary definition of it.

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If she's this mad, Shinji must be ghosting her. Happy to know he chose the wise path; as nontent as he was, he seems genuinely a nice person who would sudoku before hurting an innocent person; he's one of the good japs. He needs to find a decent white woman (if he has white fever); Summer is a mess and can only damage good men, that's why God made her for black men only to pump and dump.
 
montzym said:
If she's this mad, Shinji must be ghosting her. Happy to know he chose the wise path; as nontent as he was, he seems genuinely a nice person who would sudoku before hurting an innocent person; he's one of the good japs. He needs to find a decent white woman (if he has white fever); Summer is a mess and can only damage good men, that's why God made her for black men only to pump and dump.
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Getting really tired of people saying Shinji was boring. You don't get the highest votes out of any contestant being boring nontent. Shinji was nearly universally liked for a reason and it wasn't because he was "nontent". He overachieved during challenges, had a funny likable personality and was incredibly driven.
 
montzym said:
He needs to find a decent white woman (if he has white fever);
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He was very excited when a TTS said they'd go to Vegas to look for big tiddy milfs, but afterwards expressed confusion at Vegas. He wants to look for the big tiddy milfs in Kentucky or in Idaho.

My assumption is that both of those states are whiter than Vegas, but I have no idea if that's the reasoning. I can't think of any stereotypes about either state that would make them have better big tiddy milfs, though.

Also his ex that he's clearly not over was Mexican.
 
Imagine being an ESL with some basic normie knowledge about US pop culture, going to college in the US, and the first person you meet is some autistic MDE fans. That's basically Shinji.

Even Crash seems more knowledgeable about anime than Shinji.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Shinji was nearly universally liked for a reason and it wasn't because he was "nontent".
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Yes because the majority of the audience are insane redditors looking for quirky twinks to soyjack for. That's all the endorsements were. Shinji was great the first week; being in the background really made him seem like an alpha who could do anything with style; but then half the cast left and he had to show his real personality and charisma, which was loud=funny and cringe humor, and esl babblings. He's a good person, but he was boring and cringe, but that didn't stop the audience from endorsing him more because he was still the japanese mascot.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Getting really tired of people saying Shinji was boring. You don't get the highest votes out of any contestant being boring nontent. Shinji was nearly universally liked for a reason and it wasn't because he was "nontent". He overachieved during challenges, had a funny likable personality and was incredibly driven.
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I think people are just forgetting everything that happened before Frank breaking his glasses, and he got sick.

Shinji was a solid content generator.
 
filthypenguin said:
My assumption is that both of those states are whiter than Vegas, but I have no idea if that's the reasoning. I can't think of any stereotypes about either state that would make them have better big tiddy milfs, though.
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He's probably thinking that theres less people in that state. He probably heard at least Idaho is a flyover state and thinks theres less guys to compete with.
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Even Crash seems more knowledgeable about anime than Shinji.
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My mans getting action, of course he doesn't have time for that!
 
montzym said:
Yes because the majority of the audience are insane redditors looking for quirky twinks to soyjack for. That's all the endorsements were. Shinji was great the first week; being in the background really made him seem like an alpha who could do anything with style; but then half the cast left and he had to show his real personality and charisma, which was loud=funny and cringe humor, and esl babblings. He's a good person, but he was boring and cringe, but that didn't stop the audience from endorsing him more because he was still the japanese mascot.
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Man, Sam related threads really bring the retards out don't they?
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Getting really tired of people saying Shinji was boring. You don't get the highest votes out of any contestant being boring nontent. Shinji was nearly universally liked for a reason and it wasn't because he was "nontent". He overachieved during challenges, had a funny likable personality and was incredibly driven.
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Shinji was always a funny and good challenge contestant but after Jimmy left he largely fell back into the background during the "Hell House" stage of the show and only reappeared when Greg showed up and he boxed him. He was an extremely solid second tier contestant, not a main character type like JC/Cole/Jimmy/Tay, but the second tier contestants are where most of the content on the show comes from. Of the final four contestants I wanted Tay to win because she was putting in so much effort to the show, but I was entirely okay with Shinji winning as well.
 
He made it 5 weeks (he quit on week 6, but was coddled into staying), props to him for that; but despite being there 5 weeks, nobody has ever considered him a main character or content machine, he's therefore Trish's level of fish and nontent. And of course he's gonna have 1k in his first stream, all those redditors who still think that pathetic ending was amazing want to see the japanese mascot say esl phrases.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Good to know your just trolling
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Trish was horrifyingly nontent, just to pile on. She had a couple early moments but no capacity to drive herself and zero follow through. It really seemed like she coasted at first on the CK fight and then got weeks of passes for the involuntary haircut that the staff even told her was a gift to her to get her through more of the show.

It does bring to mind a topic I wanted to talk about though. I think she could have been eliminated a lot, lot earlier but Jet was afraid of wiping out the remaining girls and gave her a lot of undeserved byes. And if we want to talk about where all the girls went, is there really any wonder? The last thing JC saw in the tank was the two physically largest men pushed to the brink of passing out in a long, painful challenge. Meg's last straw was a physical challenge where Brian, Shinji, Cole, Jimmy and Tayleigh all got little scars on their wrists from breaking out of their restraints.

It's obviously hard to balance a whole season of challenges between men and women especially when there's always an exception in a Texan woman like Tay, but starting the season by scaring the shit out of the girls with something like the gator squatch was crazy to do.
 
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Punitive Castration said:
It's obviously hard to balance a whole season of challenges between men and women especially when there's always an exception in a Texan woman like Tay, but starting the season by scaring the shit out of the girls with something like the gator squatch was crazy to do.
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God PLEASE no more challenges related to physical strength or stamina....NO MORE FUCKING FITNESS CONTESTS.
 
This might be an unpopular opinion I didn't mind Trish at all. I kind of liked her actually. Sure she wasn't super interesting that's true but I respect her for sticking it to the end and her fighting with Dungay when things were slow kept there from being dead air. She also led to some funny moments with fatty with the whole marriage and earlier broken bed stuff. She's a solid C or B tier fish imo.
 
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