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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 63 7.9%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 181 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%

  • Total voters
    800
Taylor stated that she flat out would have left the moment the bathroom cameras went online, Britney also struggled with them and its largely why she left as well. Given Tayleigh's repeated exposures over the course of the show I could say that Taylor's viewpoint that the bathroom cameras being creepy and nothing but trouble were vindicated. Something more akin to the confessional from S1 but at a high angle facing downward towards the door would have been far better than the creep shit in S2. Taylor and Britney would have just left at a later date than Megan or JC but the problem still would have been producer fuckups.
I find the whole idea of bathroom cameras really fucking perverse. Letty was dealing with her psycho ex spreading revenge porn of her last season and still has people spreading it, so what does Neptune Kubrick do? Give every creep and weirdo on the internet ammunition to fuck with any female on the show after it wraps up. You need to give the fish some form of release/break from the cameras, there's literally no need to show us TJ wiping his ass after taking a shit.
 
Was there anything gained from having bathroom cameras? The occasional "What's X up to in there?" I recall Jet really playing up the bathroom cams leading up to the season, wonder why he was so excited for them.
All the bathroom cams accomplished was giving the gooners of the Fishtank audience pics of naked Tayleigh that will follow her for years.
 
Was there anything gained from having bathroom cameras? The occasional "What's X up to in there?" I recall Jet really playing up the bathroom cams leading up to the season, wonder why he was so excited for them.
There was a few antics that went on in the bathrooms like Tay being so sleep deprived she forgot the mission she was assigned was to smash plates and leave them in the dishwasher, instead she started bending all the silverware. I'm pretty sure this was the same evening that she took the money cube into the upstairs bathroom and had Ben intervene as well. Literally every antic that went on outside of the blind spot was done by Tay or was forced by production like the bathroom pep talks with fatty.
 
Bad news boys. Tranny porn in the browser history on Scuffed Realtor.

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Given that Nick is not very tech literate, I could see the google profile under which the history is stored belonging to Chris Lynch since he does all the technical setup for the show.
EDIT: It could be Jet's as well, which would follow given some old statements, and jet was the original cohost.
That said, someone in the MDE team is gooning it to tranny porn.
Its never been more over
 
Was there anything gained from having bathroom cameras? The occasional "What's X up to in there?" I recall Jet really playing up the bathroom cams leading up to the season, wonder why he was so excited for them.
Fatty whiping his ass with a towel
 
I find the whole idea of bathroom cameras really fucking perverse. Letty was dealing with her psycho ex spreading revenge porn of her last season and still has people spreading it, so what does Neptune Kubrick do? Give every creep and weirdo on the internet ammunition to fuck with any female on the show after it wraps up. You need to give the fish some form of release/break from the cameras, there's literally no need to show us TJ wiping his ass after taking a shit.
The bathroom cams are good because the fish often go in there to plot or hide them doing stuff
at the same time I don't want to see them poop or shower
 
The bathroom cams are good because the fish often go in there to plot or hide them doing stuff
at the same time I don't want to see them poop or shower
Why not just put a microphone in there is my question? if you wanted to preserve their dignity.
*reminder this is fishtank so no dignity will be preserved. I know, I know money
 
Was there anything gained from having bathroom cameras? The occasional "What's X up to in there?" I recall Jet really playing up the bathroom cams leading up to the season, wonder why he was so excited for them.
Chris gooning and struggling to take a shit and the noises he made. That was a worthwhile addition to this season and you cannot convince me otherwise.

The bathroom cams are good because the fish often go in there to plot or hide them doing stuff
at the same time I don't want to see them poop or shower
Seems like it would have been better to have an audio-only feed for that. I can see why production wouldn't want areas they can't listen in on, but it seems like not having a video feed at all would have been a cleaner solution than that filter that still didn't stop Tayleigh from getting exposed via the mirror.
 
I recall Jet really playing up the bathroom cams leading up to the season, wonder why he was so excited for them.
You hype it up so the retarded paypigs give you money.
 
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Meg and Cameron Williams (Frank) went on a date (had dinner):
Seems fitting, hopefully he dosent have to give her 5 shots to kiss her 💀
Please say 'sike' she was supposed to be mine!! (if an ugly faggot like frank gets to go on dates with her then I have a chance)
go get her ray!
 
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Shinji’s autistic friend keeps talking over him and talking about himself.
Shinji is currently enrolled in school, and apparently this guy Crash has been doing Shinji's homework, paid his tuition, and only known Shinji for six months.
EDIT: Summer loves vagueposting with song lyrics
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EDIT (again): ok not so vague anymore
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EDIT (again again): she deleted it lmao
 
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Shinji’s autistic friend keeps talking over him and talking about himself.
He almost comes off as Shinji’s manager/talent agent more than a friend. It instantly makes me suspicious of his intentions. Maybe I’m paranoid for no reason.

He had this mask initially where he had nothing but nice things to say about the other fish, but he dropped it pretty quickly. It seems Crash Bandicoot doesn’t like Summer or Jimmy. He probably realizes they’d be destructive to Shinji’s future career prospects.

Edit: Summer is apparently not happy.
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