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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    806
This was a very entertaining ending. I know I tend to be more positive about the show than a lot of you, so it doesn't mean as much coming from me, but that fight was very climactic and them hugging and sobbing afterwards was kino.
 
I'm am going to break from form here and say while I dislike TJ I actually thought Shinji and TJ breaking down in tears and hugging was kind of cool. Sue me I guess.
 
The real loser here is me. I spent 9 hours of my day off watching a bunch of retards do dumb shit for an outcome that I knew was going to happen. What a day. Can't wait for next season.
 
I don't get how TJ is still standing, Shinji has been hitting him directly in the noggin multiple times.
Total waterhead.

With shinji barely being able to start that one round, I was thinking he might be doing some "drunken boxing" sneaky jap tricks of pretending to be tired, luring lubecooch in, then knocking the tard the fuck out, and there was some energy, but shinji really looked like he was overheating almost.

Bullshit end to a bullshit season. Neptunian

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Reaching levels of neptroon productions not thought possible. Top team sam
 
You got the coddled Ending
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Damn, this sucks. I hope Tay gets to take home more than just the $10k from the cell challenge. She had to endure so much for so long.
My hope is that they lie to TJ/Shinji and give them like $10k while proclaiming them the winner while giving Tay the actual $50k and making her promise not to say anything.

This kind of thing is going to make it hard for people to get invested in Season 3. Season 1 was scuffed but it still felt like a gameshow, eliminations were justified, the challenges made sense to a degree, the drama between fish was genuine, etc.

This season feels like a six week theatre rehearsal where the actors all showed up drunk and production showed up high.
 
I'm am going to break from form here and say while I dislike TJ I actually thought Shinji and TJ breaking down in tears and hugging was kind of cool. Sue me I guess.
knowing your track record id say thats actually pretty good glad you enjoyed it man
 
Jet and Sam were talking in the dog house before the stream went down. I didn't catch the whole conversation, but Sam told Jet to 'just do it' before going back into the lounge. Jet went to the basement. Sam just barely reached the lounge before the whole site cut. This is planned, hopefully they have something actually good up their sleeve. Give me rainbows.
 
50k (if that is the real prize) seems like its so low for a prize seeing how much money the show made. They probably made over 50k a day just from people spamming fishtoys and tts.
 
I thought the season was good! I got exactly what I wanted out of it. I belly laughed more than a few times, I was introduced to Greg, I got to make fun of the wiggers. Fatty being nailed into the gooncave having a genuine panic attack as an indecipherable Indian bloody bitch fight in blasting followed by a jjjjjjjjjjj

Fantastic.

Here's to season 3.
 
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