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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    806
all this waxing poetic about taking the health costs of boxing seriously and then ending with an unsanctioned bumfight
truly neptroonian kino
for what it's worth, it's good for the concept someone like TJ can win it, but it's kinda very bad it takes soytaxing and such similar shenanigans to discount others
 
much like Jet, TJ is a retard that failed upwards. he started as a mushbrained coomer, stumbled through everything, including his entire arc only by being handheld by Sam, Production, TTS (also sometimes production). he never took initiative or made a decision, even with Taylor he was pushed into kicking her off, the boxing was prodded on by Sam, betraying Tayleigh by TTS. he's a Forrest Gump like simpleton (but charmless) and did nothing for a majority of the show until literally today where he was the best at eating snails. and in the end, his victory came from a severely malnourished, sleep deprived, and cigarette addicted jap giving himself a heatstroke

truly and honestly neptunian, in thr most embarassing ways possible
 
I feel let down. I never watched the first season because I thought the idea was dumb but gave this one a chance after how well recieved the first season was. Is there a good way to watch the first season?
 
Realized Brian has on chainsaw boots, which have gnarly steel spikes for not slipping on slippery logs. Probably barely enough to stay planted in the tank. My dad fucked his floor with those, so the fish crib is gonna be nicely tenderized lmao
 
gh0stiexo said:
I feel let down. I never watched the first season because I thought the idea was dumb but gave this one a chance after how well recieved the first season was. Is there a good way to watch the first season?
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There actually isn’t a good way. The edit sucks. You kind of missed the boat sadly.
 
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TJ's reaction to winning is a monotone "Wow" and "I won" "It's cool" he's literally not changed a single bit. He's just as shy and awkward as the day he came in lol
 
curbside2 said:
There actually isn’t a good way. The edit sucks. You kind of missed the boat sadly.
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If you think the S1 edit was bad wait for this season's, it's going to be so fucking chopped up and forced narrative painted it won't resemble anything close to what really happened.
 
It seemed like Greg got the most applause in that speech. And Sam and Jet said they considered giving him the 50K instead of the fish.
 
Enig said:
If you think the S1 edit was bad wait for this season's, it's going to be so fucking chopped up and forced narrative painted it won't resemble anything close to what really happened.
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we might not even get one lol, Jet was already workshy concerning the first season, now we're dealing with an experience he actively hates and cut a day short
 
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