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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    805
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHINJI DOESN'T WIN I'M PUTTING HOLES IN MOMMY'S DRYWALL
 
BingBongDingDong said:
so far R2 and R3 are jsut TJ getting walloped lol.
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Maybe TJ is going the Homer Simpson Strategy of being so Wet Brained he just lets Shinji punch him him so much he gets worn out.

flamboyant cuttlefish said:
Shinji had a burst of momentum at the end of the last round. He’s looking like he’s going to win but it’s still nail bitingly close. There are ~12k watching by my count, way more than 3.5k
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The Users online is fake, always look at what is actually on the camera.
 
I don't get how TJ is still standing, Shinji has been hitting him directly in the noggin multiple times.
 
R4 they call a time out for a batteryswap on the go-pro. Shinji IMMEDIATELY feel to the floor, while tj stood lookin dumb as a stump. TJs retard energy seems to be keeping him in the fight.
 
Shinji won. The fight isn't over, but Shinji won, as was predetermined in the basement. When Season 1 ended and the sliding glass door closed, I felt very melancholic. This season I've just been hoping for it to end for over a week. Season 3 is going to suck if the wiggers can't set their egos aside and accept some criticism, but I'm not holding my breath. For me, FishTank is dead.

Plot Twist Edit: LubeCooch won and FishTank is literally dead. Stream stopped working lmao fuck you Jet.
 
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The infinite rounds is a great metaphor for the season - because if you just stand there and don't fight you win. Just let your opponent tire themselves out and do nothing. It's not actually about winning.
 
The Man With No Name said:
The infinite rounds is a great metaphor for the season - because if you just stand there and don't fight you win. Just let your opponent tire themselves out and do nothing. It's not actually about winning.
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Well this is how sam wants to stand out from other big brother styled shows. ride the line of mediocrity. consume product and move onto next.
 
I think Shinji may have been concussed going into a specific round. He almost seemed sick and was making retching sounds.
 
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