🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    805
ok so what youre really saying is the next contestants shouldnt be weak
The Wiggers have to be mindful what their actions encourage if they want S3,4,5,6,....
Right now they are encouraging staying inoffensive, keeping quite and staying out of the way.
Being Shinji after Frank is how you should act if you actually want to win FTL.
 
The Wiggers have to be mindful what their actions encourage if they want S3,4,5,6,....
Right now they are encouraging staying inoffensive, keeping quite and staying out of the way.
Being Shinji after Frank is how you should act if you actually want to win FTL.
its supposed to be a social gameshow after all
 
The show started to go to shit once everyone revealed they were a fan but it was still redeemable until they decided to drop the original cult idea and kick Brian.
At that point, there was nothing to follow. Everything was just shit being thrown at the wall.
Also, while Jimmy was content I think it would've been better to not cast him at all. Too volatile, not controllable like John.
 
Which were majority physical challenges chosen to ensure the winners they wanted. As they did with challenges last year. AB has a great video on how they weight these challenges to get the results they want.
Youre mad Tayliegh isnt going to win, we get it. Tayliegh being shit at physical challenges isnt the game being rigged, its her being an anorexic skeleton lol. How many challenges are physical ffs? Theres only so many thing you can do it a house lol.

Let me reword this: I think the only person of the final 3 that would be here HAD HALF THE CAST NOT JUST QUIT would be shinji. Shes just lucky she was competeing against so many lead weights
 
Why the fuck are they kicking her? Was there even a reason given?
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The Wiggers have to be mindful what their actions encourage if they want S3,4,5,6,....
Right now they are encouraging staying inoffensive, keeping quite and staying out of the way.
Being Shinji after Frank is how you should act if you actually want to win FTL.
To be fair, I heard Sam mention in an interview that they're going with a casting agency and they're going to try to attract the desperate LA types that think they might be able to catch fame on the back of a reality show, like the cash me outside girl. I doubt Sam's going to let anyone that's so much as heard the name Fishtank within 100 feet of any future shows, it's pretty clear he was frustrated by the contestants using meta-knowledge of MDE to predict what they would attempt to do.
 
"You know where the headgear is?"
Boxing confirmed for final challenge, TJ is fucked lol.

At one point in the attic convo between sam and jet when they were discussing ending the show jet mentioned "Our plan A is gone so were figuring out plan B now." Im guessing the original plan was tay v tj boxing match but she ate so much shit in the swamp olmypics they had to switch plans.
 
Jesus Christ Jet just give it to TJ so you can make your shitty edit with your forced arc.
Listen if they don't stretch it out as much as possible then how can they get that last shot of Jet crying, the crying shot is always the kingmaker got it
 
Damn, this sucks. I hope Tay gets to take home more than just the $10k from the cell challenge. She had to endure so much for so long.
 
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