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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    807
C. Cactus said:
He won the most rounds overall, so it's fair.

I was hoping for a Tay victory, but it's hard to be mad about the results when she keeps fucking up (cursing Shinji for no reason) and he keeps actually doing well. We all expected him to be a useless retard in the finale but that hasn't been the case for the most part. If there was blatant bias, I would be upset, but if TJ wins, he's somehow actually earned it.
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Yeah, Tay and Shinji have both been absolutely retarded with their curses. I could argue that there was some value in Tay knocking down Shinji a few times, but Shinji going after Tay despite being told that it's pointless is just peak retardation.
 
The lack of information is fucking killing me and everyone else. I can't imagine the cursing would have gone like this if they just kept a visible score count at the bar.

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Edit: Pee your pants challenge. Quality challenge planning here.
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Quick reminder that they tricked Tay into getting blackout drunk and letting Frank have his way with her, some intern is the only reason she wasn't raped on camera and they almost got one of the other fish to steal all her clothes so she'd have to compete naked, beyond that they shaved her head and have openly rigged it multiple times when she has won. all because Sam hates that she's too much of a fan of fish tank. Just like people have been saying for the past decade, if you buy anything from Sam Hyde you're a fucking idiot and he hates you
Karen Horney said:
I can't imagine the cursing would have gone like this if they just kept a visible score count at the bar.
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**But Dude, that would like ruin the fun** /sneed These fucking people man. Say what you will about the last ending, but i don't see them pulling it off. what a garbage fucking season. literally everything after the twist of them all being fans was a waste of fucking time. Jet and Sam should have ended the show 2 weeks ago honestly. everyone knew it would be TJ winning and them rigging it for everyone else. Nothing truely interesting happened besides them kidnapping greg. They should have just ended it.
 
CoolFool said:
Does Shinji not understand the game or what? I just don't understand why he's going after Tay when he knows TJ is in the lead.
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Been watching on and off today so I might be a little wrong about all of this. I don't even think Shinji knows he is in a competition and, I have absolutely no clue if this is a cultural, language, or just being absolutely retarded issue. Shinji seems to have a bad habit of throwing competitions when he thinks he is either dead last, or in first place from what I have seen. Based on what he was saying earlier about thinking he is "not in first place" I think he is assuming the absolute worse.

As for why Shinji is tageting Tay, the only theory I have is his same reason for hating trish for simps might now be aimed at tay. That or he thinks honoring TJ and his alliance will keep him winning in the end. Either one I can see being his reason.
 
Pringles Can said:
As for why Shinji is tageting Tay, the only theory I have is his same reason for hating trish for simps might now be aimed at tay. That or he thinks honoring TJ and his alliance will keep him winning in the end. Either one I can see being his reason.
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he told judge he was alternating between tay and TJ, which hes been sticking to since the fortune afaik. he probably just doesnt think tj is so far ahead.
 
gh0stiexo said:
Game 13- Catch the Baby: +2 TJ, +1 Tay&Shin
*No one gets points because what the fuck even was this. Nevermind, there going to do it again with Greg despite this being a retarded challenge because it's a team effort so how do you even judge this. I guess they figured it out. Frank is now in the bathroom trying to get a shot of Fatty's tiny chode.*
*TJ cursed: -2, Tay cursed x2: -4 (shes already last but okay)*

Current standings: Tay: 4, Shin: 8, TJ: 15

Sorry, if updating more frequently is getting annoying. I'm trying to be useful for people who don't want to watch the stream and they're taking like 15-30 minutes between each game now.
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Game 14 - You're not cool unless you pee your pants: N/A
*This is where we're at now. It's 10 pm, and 3 adults have to race to piss themselves while 5 other adults are two feet away from them staring at their crotch. Peak content. "OLIVER YOU GET A LOCK IN ON THAT COCK". Oliver watching Shinji play with his dick. Oliver gay. Oliver gay. Oliver gay. My brain is fried. "CHRIS SHOW THEM HOW ITS DONE!" Chris wins, jk he's just gross. Shinji is trying so hard to piss himself. If anyone is going to win it'd be him. Nobody won. Turns out the fish have a limit and peeing on camera is just too much. TJ and Shinji splitting chips in the attic again. "Lets get Tayleigh!" "YEAH OK" Shinji betrays TJ arc*
*TJ cursed x2: -4, Tay cursed: -2*

Current Standings: Tay: 2, Shin: 8, TJ: 11
 
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Shinji can get a boner, fuck the ugliest fat smelly women as a prostitute and fuck on film as a porn star but to nervous to piss infront to people
 
I remember Sam saying that it would be funny if people wasted tokens on doing dogpiling then allowed tokens to be used to buy points. Maybe they'll let Tayleigh do this now to catch up?
 
Shinji finally used his brain and cursed TJ after agreeing with TJ in the attic that they would both curse Tay. A bit late for the Shinji villain arc but at least it's happening. Shinji is actually within winning range now, which means he's probably about to get confused and blow it again.

Edit; Thanks for reminding me. He's been alternating between them this whole time. He still lied to TJ though.
 
C. Cactus said:
Shinji finally used his brain and cursed TJ after agreeing with TJ in the attic that they would both curse Tay. A bit late for the Shinji villain arc but at least it's happening. Shinji is actually within winning range now, which means he's probably about to get confused and blow it again.
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hes been alternating between them this whole time but it is funny that he lied to TJ
 
they just convened in the doghouse to talk about the final challenge. theyre gonna do a free for all wrestling match (expecting a dogpile on tay) and then do 1v1 between the final two i think. judge wants there to be a way for shinji to tie or beat tj with the final challenge in regards to points. theyre starting to talk in the attic now.
 
C. Cactus said:
They are eating crickets now. Before that, they had octopus. Tay said she might be allergic but ate it anyway despite Judge telling her not to. She seems fine right now. She had said people in her family are allergic but she has never tried it so she is not sure.

Edit: The next food is chicken feet. Also, a message popped up that said the first food was just a pizza roll, in case anyone missed that.

Edit: The last food was snail.
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Undercooked frog's legs and snails? What is this, first one to get rat lungworm wins?
 
Production in the attic trying to sway the game against TJ by getting Shinji to turn against him to his face and team up with Tay to get it to be 1 on 1 Tay and Shinji and have le ebic betrayal ending.
 
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