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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    806
lol at everyone who said the game wasn't rigged against Tay. Sam just confirmed Tay wasn't considered to win because she became unlikable. Reminder: All the boring shit that happened this season is because Sam and the Wiggers don't understand what makes the show work. They discourage making content on their show and then complain.
 
gh0stiexo said:
Production in the attic trying to sway the game against TJ by getting Shinji to turn against him to his face and team up with Tay to get it to be 1 on 1 Tay and Shinji and have le ebic betrayal ending.
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All of this planning is going down, just for shinji to probably not do what production wants. I will be absolutely shocked if this goes even slightly the way sam and jet are convinced it might go.
 
curbside2 said:
lol at everyone who said the game wasn't rigged against Tay. Sam just confirmed Tay wasn't considered to win because she became unlikable. Reminder: All the boring shit that happened this season is because Sam and the Wiggers don't understand what makes the show work. They discourage making content on their show and then complain.
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Methinks the shekels from the first season gave them big heads.
 
Karen Horney said:
"Is chat pissed about the narrative arc idea?"
"Yes"
*Jet flips off the camera*
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i got pics
 
Tay became the contestant they wanted to see. Alas, because she was "disliked" It means she has not been given any way to win unless she somehow dominates both TJ and Shinji in soupmud wrestling. The attic conversation was very illuminating on how production operates behind the scenes.
 
I still don't understand why they didn't kick the cringe degenerate austismo retard like they did Simmons once his gross Lubecooch incest and horse cock porn comments came out, and yet here he is, leading in the finale. The only reason I can think of why he's still in the game is because Sam's retarded degenerate fans relate with TJ more than they are disgusted by him.

There is absolutely no way he deserves to win this show.
 
curbside2 said:
Sam just confirmed Tay wasn't considered to win because she became unlikable. Reminder: All the boring shit that happened this season is because Sam and the Wiggers don't understand what makes the show work. They discourage making content on their show and then complain.
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and how did she become unlikeable sam? by making content?

Karen Horney said:
"Is chat pissed about the narrative arc idea?"
"Yes"
*Jet flips off the camera*
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I know they easily made triple the money from last season because thats the only way these types would have the balls to act like this. here's to season 3
 
Here is my issue with the "character arc" shit. TJ clearly didn't have a character arc. He came in as an autistic pushover and he still is an autistic pushover. Nothing but his hair has changed.
 
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Can someone clip Judge saying Tay wasn't considered to win? If that's true, I'm not happy about that.

Also, they decided not to do the Shinji betrayal ending (probably for the best). Not sure exactly what they are going to do, but it sounds like TJ is probably going to win, which is fair and satisfying given his performance in the final 3 challenges.

Edit: TJ was never my favorite, and still isn't, but he absolutely did have a character arc. He acts noticeably more confident and has had genuinely funny, outgoing moments later in the season. A big difference from the anxious, quiet retard he was in the beginning. People who say he didn't have an arc are expecting him to be a completely different person, when he's only been in the tank for a month. For such a little amount of time, he's changed a lot.
 
Here’s a chart of all the curses so far from /tv/
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If you took away the curses TJ would still have a 11 point lead over Shinji. He has clearly has had the best performance in the final.
Edit: just for perspective they've deducted:

18 from TJ
10 from Shinji
16 from Tay

Point totals without deductions

29 TJ
18 Shinji
18 Tay
TJ has clearly done the best.
 
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I don't even care at this point, I don't want to stay up past midnight, just end it.

Maybe that's a bit, Sam's going to keep us up all night just to say "Jk we're still doing this for 42 days".
 
C. Cactus said:
Can someone clip Judge saying Tay wasn't considered to win? If that's true, I'm not happy about that.
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i think people are looking for anti-tay bias. my understanding was that he didnt consider tay because shes dead last in points. he wanted a way for shinji to close the gap between him and TJ*.

*because without that then the finale is literally pointless
 
Just wanted to say, lots of musicians go through a "sophomore slump" after releasing a successful first album.

They become arrogant and lazy, or overly obsessed with matching/surpassing their first effort. I think the Fishtank team has been doing a little of both.

Overall this season was definitely a failure compared to Season 1, but it really had some incredible moments. The highs this season were way above what we got in Season 1, but the lows really were abysmal. Hopefully the team is somewhat humbled after this. After all, they did realize that they needed to hire a real editor halfway through the season one release, so they have shown that they are ABLE to learn from their mistakes.

Probably won't, though.
 
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