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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    806
curbside2 said:
TJ is the only one receiving guidance from Sam, he bargained with Fatty to get chips after Tay stole them, and Shinji/Tay are left in the dark. It's almost like the winner is chosen based on an "arc" and Jet's future edit. Tay stealing chips was a cool move that everyone applauded. Production undermined it of course.
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fatty is still playing the swamp djinn character and TJ traded him $3000 for the chips. tay and shinji just forgot chris was an npc. idk what youre talking about sam giving guidance to TJ.

edit: sam has tried to convince shinji to stop cursing tay multiple times but stopped short of actually telling him to. shinji still doesnt trust him beacuse trish told him the advice is supposed to confuse him.
 
In a move of genius gameplay, TJ and Shinji continue to curse Tay, who has been last place the entire day while TJ coasts to a free win from being untouched.

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gh0stiexo said:
Game 11 - Whatcha Eatin'?: TJ +3
*Pizza roll, frog legs, pig feet, octopus, crickets, chicken feet, snails. Greg fell coming up the attic stairs, best part of this challenge. TJ at the frog legs before Sam said go, disqualifying him for that round. Tay is taking forever on the pig feet because she made it a point to eat as much of it as possible. TJ will eat the bugs. Tay wasted points on a fortune. Why no one is cursing TJ is beyond me.*
Game 12 - Make Greg Cry (now mandatory): N/A
*Poor Greg. They're getting him boozed up to make it easier. Attack strategy so far is to talk about the Palestine/Israel conflict and Hitler's slaughtering of the Jews. It's not working, they're just annoying him. Tay won't try any other tactic despite this being an insanely boring attack. Shinji and TJ aren't trying at all. Greg is now beat boxing over Tay's attempts. Nobody succeeded. No points were given. Trish is too retarded to remember that you can only choose one of her services per round*
*TJ cursed (too little too late) x2: -4*

Current standings: Tay: 7, Shin: 7, TJ: 15
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Game 13- Catch the Baby: +2 TJ, +1 Tay&Shin
*No one gets points because what the fuck even was this. Nevermind, there going to do it again with Greg despite this being a retarded challenge because it's a team effort so how do you even judge this. I guess they figured it out. Frank is now in the bathroom trying to get a shot of Fatty's tiny chode.*
*TJ cursed: -2, Tay cursed x2: -4 (shes already last but okay)*

Current standings: Tay: 4, Shin: 8, TJ: 15

Sorry, if updating more frequently is getting annoying. I'm trying to be useful for people who don't want to watch the stream and they're taking like 15-30 minutes between each game now.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
fatty is still playing the swamp djinn character and TJ traded him $3000 for the chips. tay and shinji just forgot chris was an npc. idk what youre talking about sam giving guidance to TJ.
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Sam fostered that trade after saying, “No one is using the djinn.” He then explained it to TJ. Earlier TJ was buying stats and Sam kept talking him out of it. Then gave him the information for free.
 
curbside2 said:
TJ is the only one receiving guidance from Sam, he bargained with Fatty to get chips after Tay stole them, and Shinji/Tay are left in the dark. It's almost like the winner is chosen based on an "arc" and Jet's future edit. Tay stealing chips was a cool move that everyone applauded. Production undermined it of course.
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Going off the last two challenges production didnt get him to eat the bugs super quick, and didnt get him to grab on to the greasy retard lol. Even without the chips fatty gave TJ he would still be well in the lead, BECAUSE hes legitimately winning a lot of these challenges and the other retards are going after eachother instead of him. This huge lead isnt some expert psyop, its these bottom of the barrel retards being fucking moronic lol. The longer this goes on the more i think tayliegh and shinji are somehow as dumb as TJ which is FUCKING WIIIIILD
 
curbside2 said:
Sam fostered that trade after saying, “No one is using the djinn.” He then explained it to TJ. Earlier TJ was buying stats and Sam kept talking him out of it. Then gave him the information for free.
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To be fair to TJ, Judge also tried to hint to Shinji that he shouldn't keep cursing Tay, but he was too Japanese to catch on.

TJ is legitimately winning more challenges than the other fish. If there is any rigging, I'm not seeing it yet.
 
CoolFool said:
Does Shinji not understand the game or what? I just don't understand why he's going after Tay when he knows TJ is in the lead.
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There is no way that the fish understand that this is for the final prize. Tay, Shinji, and TJ are all fighting to make sure that Tay doesn't get second place, not playing to win.
 
Every refresh of this thread hurts my brain, this is going to wind up being Sam's version of Creator Clash 2 isn't it
 
Tay is talking to Sam about the NPC stuff, specifically about TJ and Shin sharing chips to team up against her to curse her. She's asking if she can double curse to make it fair. They said no. Not that any of this matters cause TJ is going untouched through this whole thing.

Not that it makes a difference, but I don't understand how they allowed TJ to win the food challenge despite 2 of his rounds being utterly fucked.
 
gh0stiexo said:
Tay is talking to Sam about the NPC stuff, specifically about TJ and Shin sharing chips to team up against her to curse her. She's asking if she can double curse to make it fair. They said no. Not that any of this matters cause TJ is going untouched through this whole thing.

Not that it makes a difference, but I don't understand how they allowed TJ to win the food challenge despite 2 of his rounds being utterly fucked.
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tbf there have been a ton of rounds where one person got cursed twice so it wouldnt make a ton of sense to double a single fish’s cursing power
 
gh0stiexo said:
Not that it makes a difference, but I don't understand how they allowed TJ to win the food challenge despite 2 of his rounds being utterly fucked.
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He won the most rounds overall, so it's fair.

I was hoping for a Tay victory, but it's hard to be mad about the results when she keeps fucking up (cursing Shinji for no reason) and he keeps actually doing well. We all expected him to be a useless retard in the finale but that hasn't been the case for the most part. If there was blatant bias, I would be upset, but if TJ wins, he's somehow actually earned it.
 
Alizaran Crimson said:
In a move of genius gameplay, TJ and Shinji continue to curse Tay, who has been last place the entire day while TJ coasts to a free win from being untouched.

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They don't care who wins, they just want her to lose. I can respect that but at the same time fucking 50k and Shinji just doesn't seem to care about it.
 
I Will Stop.....in 3 min said:
Please end this fucking thing already.
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ok hear me out what if Tim Hidecker, Leah Dunnam and the adult swim gang has to fight the fish and crew would that save the evening?
DapperShark said:
I haven't been able to watch much this week so I'm out of the loop, are they really ending it today or is it some stupid bit?
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sam confirmed it on xitter
 
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