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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 417 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    811
Sicko Hunter said:
Went to check /tv/ to see if someone has dumped a link to episode 9 yet and I was reminded of just how fucking bad 4chan is for discussion on anything. Look at this shit.
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/tv/ is all the same stale ass repeated sentences or post. So many Josie/Letty simping, Jeremy reposting his revenge porn, and whole other nonsense.
I guarantee that some Fishtank normies lurk here more then what /tv/ has to offer.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Went to check /tv/ to see if someone has dumped a link to episode 9 yet and I was reminded of just how fucking bad 4chan is for discussion on anything. Look at this shit.
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There used to be a really good pastebin that was updated within the hour of the episode releasing but it has not been updated since episode 7 and its alot harder to try lurk for links now. im hoping this episodes link gets released soon
 
Factoids:

Conclusively it was revealed in this episode that Josie handed Vance a note that told him to force her to make eye contact and that she would break if he did. Stupid of Vance to believe she could act convincingly. His faith in her fucked him.

In the end of the extras, Jon is seen hiding in the yard while Sam tells him he needs to go back into the house, even if it's just for a little while, so that the last impression he makes on the audience isn't him trying to rip the passport and skittering into the basement. Jon previously said Sam congratulated him as soon as they went into the basement for what he did but based on Sam's tone I have an extremely hard time believing that. It seems more like Jon ran downstairs and out the back door before Sam even talked to him.

This episode was as hard to watch in episode format as it was to watch live, I want to crap on it for being hard to watch but it was an accurate reflection of the mood and outside of the bizarre attempt to rewrite Vance's exit as wholesome, I can't dump on it for how infuriating the first 3/4 was.
 
as soon as letty thinks the show is over, she tells chris where his stuff is. she could tell the difference between the show and reality, jon and chris could not.

some really nasty stuff in this one boys. chris skin tags, grossest thing challenge, hd of fatty shitting (preview of season 2?). a really good episode so far though, examining chris was insane

edit: legitimately could not watch the hd of fatty's grossest thing.
 
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Episode 9 does a fantastic job of illustrating just how psychotic the Letty hate got during the end of the show. You have Jon screaming in her face to shut the fuck up, Sam faking Letty winning then saying he wants to stomp her out on the pavement, Jet being paid to scream at her and Fatty literally spitting in her face and writing CUNT on the wall. To be totally honest this shit just makes me feel uncomfortable. It's an entire house of mostly men tormenting and bullying a 90lb Canadian girl with a lazy eye. It's straight up just being cruel to someone.
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Sicko Hunter said:
Went to check /tv/ to see if someone has dumped a link to episode 9 yet and I was reminded of just how fucking bad 4chan is for discussion on anything. Look at this shit.
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To be fair, the fishtank threads are uniquely some of the worsts threads on /tv/. Just non stop spamming from pro and anti Sam Hyde people. A lot of people really hate those threads and just spam them with garbage.
 
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We cannot offer money for sex anymore. That is funny though, and I do not regret saying it the first time.

Sicko Hunter said:
Episode 9 does a fantastic job of illustrating just how psychotic the Letty hate got during the end of the show. You have Jon screaming in her face to shut the fuck up, Sam faking Letty winning then saying he wants to stomp her out on the pavement, Jet being paid to scream at her and Fatty literally spitting in her face and writing CUNT on the wall. To be totally honest this shit just makes me feel uncomfortable. It's an entire house of mostly men tormenting and bullying a 90lb Canadian girl with a lazy eye. It's straight up just being cruel to someone.
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It's cruel and it's a little unnerving to see how it's received in some places. I can live with it as, okay, you laughed when you saw Vance lying in a puddle of vomit and shit and you laughed when Frank told Sylvia to get back on heroin, you laughed at TTSes calling people slurs and wishing they would die, now it's going to keep piling onto one person until you're finally uncomfortable. You smoked a cigarette and now you have to finish the whole pack in one sitting, you sick fuck.

Instead I see a lot of reactions of, haha, Chris was so fair and great, I thought it was funny when Letty cried (she was faking it but that's beside the point) Jon screaming at Letty was so deserved for him...

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Paused at this moment and it made me tear up laughing. Looks a giant adult baby scolding his gay skinhead son who is longing looking into his eyes
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Episode 9 is by far the most retarded.

We've talked plenty about Jet wanting to "build narratives" for these episodes. So what does he do for this one?

He has elimination challenge 1/3 edited to look like Vance won when Letty did. So, for challenge 2/3 he has Vance forfeit the whole fucking show he's been in for 35+ days despite having the lead in challenges. Why the fuck would have he done this instead of going to round 3

Why do you think they did this?
 
Am i completely brain dead or was the editing in ep8 completely chopped? Audio not synching up and the confessionals were muted while airsoftfatty was reeeeing over the top of it.
 
lurkin said:
Am i completely brain dead or was the editing in ep8 completely chopped? Audio not synching up and the confessionals were muted while airsoftfatty was reeeeing over the top of it.
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You are not braindead the version they used for the livestream had totally botched audio
 
Wait, what? Is it me or was there no extra for episode 8? I might've missed it though, and if so, can someone provide a link?
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Episode 9 does a fantastic job of illustrating just how psychotic the Letty hate got during the end of the show. You have Jon screaming in her face to shut the fuck up, Sam faking Letty winning then saying he wants to stomp her out on the pavement, Jet being paid to scream at her and Fatty literally spitting in her face and writing CUNT on the wall. To be totally honest this shit just makes me feel uncomfortable. It's an entire house of mostly men tormenting and bullying a 90lb Canadian girl with a lazy eye. It's straight up just being cruel to someone.
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Yeah, I hated that aspect towards the end. Half this thread was retarded and seemingly fell for her character as well.
 
curbside2 said:
Yeah, I hated that aspect towards the end. Half this thread was retarded and seemingly fell for her character as well.
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Nah, Letty or Lyin' Letty as I like to call her was not a character she is the pure embodiment of everything wrong with the world and the heroic, handsome and intelligent champions of good Chris and Jon did nothing wrong.
 
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