🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Pathos]

Disagree on him not bringing entertainment. He'd spend all day trying to rap while tts eggs him on, or calls him names, and that would be funny. You'd need a wrangler for him, or Marty to poke him.

You just HAD to get me started.

It would only be worthwhile having Raxx on there if Marty is invited too. He could actually contribute to the show by pulling some clever pranks on the fish and an opportunity to have at it with chance behind the scenes would be a dream come true for him. Plus he’s got connections with Danny Brown.

Well…given that Crazy Paul is back in contact with Marty, maybe you can bring him back on since he’s a meth Head that actually leaves the house.

Cyraxx doesn't leave his house. I don't think he's ever even left Ohio

I sincerely apologize, it’s just such a bad addiction man.

In all seriousness though, you are correct in saying that cyrax alone would be depressing. He’s too addicted to internet and would probably Raxx out after 1 hour of no tech, he would absolutely refuse to participate in anything and again, is a legal liability waiting to happen. He is an absolute waste of production’s time and money.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I fully get why people want cows on the show since Fatty who for sure is a lolcow was so incredible but I don't think someone like Daniel Larson or Cyraxx could do what he did. Even Cobes who is my all time favorite cow I think would be hard to get actual content out of. He's big behind a camera but incredibly shy in person. There is a reason why people clip maybe 10 minutes of gold out of a 3 hour stream from him.

 

[Blackstar]

Jet buddy, you said you didn't want any lolcows after people said to bring Cobes on the show and mocked KF

 

[Aidan]

How did each contestant know about MDE again? I assume most of them heard about it because of World Peace but regardless I'm curious.

Probably wrong on some of this but....
Sylvia and Vance were into Sam's older stuff and very familiar with him.
Letty knew of him from her terminally online Discord life, don't think she watched all of WP2 or was hunting out videos herself
Mauro I'm not sure but he was aware
Jon knew of Sam from some shorts but took him seriously which is hilarious
Josie had seen some Sam videos in high school but knew about Jet and liked some of his raps. Update on that, she learned about Jet from Simon Gamer apparently.

This is kind of neither here nor there but since we've been critical of Jet, here's a thing he posted today:

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Despite being Sam Hyde's top wigger and helping run their ethereum and nft schemes, this broke fuck doesn't have $10 to spend on McDonalds because "his card got lost." This kind of shit should be below anyone making an honest buck.

Broke nigga behavior. I like Hyde's content but it is very clear Sam gets the lion's share of everything that they make and his car habit is all his trust fund.

Thumbnail big images like this, please.
I assume posts like this are engagement bait. Maybe Jet actually did take advantage of his dumbass followers but the point of the post is Twitter engagement either way. Reminder he also bragged about buying a cyber truck awhile back by posting a digital receipt, not sure if legit or not but similarly posted to drive engagement.

Letty in contrast was an unpopular cash driver who wasn't melting down.

You're probably right about Sylvia ultimately earning more than Vance, definitely later on as Vance had dwindled and she had surged. I'll disagree that Letty wasn't melting down, she got multiple pep talks even by Sam directly and almost left straight up at one point until Sam intervened. She is much better at bouncing back, though. Sylvia can't let things go and would turn to alcohol as a coping mechanism, continually sliding down, never bouncing back.

 

[Devil's Avocado]

Lmao at eating McDonalds for Thanksgiving (what can you even get for that amount; a single Big Mac meal?). Though if you put a gun to my head and made me choose between spending Thanksgiving eating McDonalds in a crusty office or hanging out with a verified schizo Johnny Neptune, I would probably also choose the former.
Jet obviously knows what Apple/Google Pay is and that you don't necessarily need a card to pay (unless he closed his card after allegedly losing it). It's also difficult to believe that he isn't liquid for $10 and nobody in the wigger crew would spot him for it. Unless Sam is going as far as grifting his employees, it's bizarre to think that a show-runner who turned $750k profit a couple of months ago isn't good for a Hamilton.

 

[AskeDead]

Somehow Jet just gets more and more pathetic lmfao. Guantanamo couldn't get me to admit that I had to ask for $10 from my internet fans so I could get fucking McDonald's on Thanksgiving

 

[soulgains]

There could possibly be two bathroom cams according to this... It's over...

What the fuck is "the goon cave"? We're just gonna be watching degenerates jerk off in the basement? At this rate the show is just gonna be livestreamed porn with ugly retards, Jet should go back to his faggot Twitterposting instead of trying to be a creative, he has no real talent or vision beyond piss, shit, and revolting acts of sexual degeneracy.

 

[Devil's Avocado]

Just a reminder that this was posted 3 days ago or so. That platter easily goes for $30-$40. Literal Chris-Chan level money management here. Spend all your money on stupid stuff (in this case food) and then proceed to e-beg.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

his kind of shit should be below anyone making an honest buck.

there's a reason marx put entertainers below even the working class or the homeless beggers. also if you could ask for money and get hundreds at any time, why wouldn't you especially if your'e a scumbag

 

[Blindeye]

I don't think Jet needed that $10 at all, I think he was lonely on Thanksgiving and wanted some attention and an ego boost and put that out there just to see if anyone would do it
Edit: site was fucking up and I didn't notice the end of the sentence got cut off the draft after a refresh

 

[Pathos]

I don't think Jet needed that $10 at all, I think he was lonely on Thanksgiving and wanted some attention and an ego boost and put that out there just to see if

Jet killed Blindeye before he could finish his post, RIP new blood. You died so young.

 

[Devil's Avocado]

Speaking of potential contestants, my choice would be Luke Valentine. A relative normie who mogs every single person and might pull in mainstream audiences because of his BB controversy. Imagine if we had a guy who is pretty much a Ken doll in the season 1. I read a while back that he is aware of the show and even tweeted to Jet/Sam asking if he could be on it, but got no reply back.
So if Jet or any wigger is reading this, get him on the show!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Man how did this thread go from a good place to talk about Fishtank to whining about Jet nonstop? Someone should make him a thread already so all that crap can go in a containment thread.

 

[Pathos]

Man how did this thread go from a good place to talk about Fishtank to whining about Jet nonstop? Someone should make him a thread already so all that crap can go in a containment thread.

I'm inclined to agree but at the same time that just validates a-logs and its been a growing issue imo.

Just a reminder that this is a site that is meant for fun! If you have to throw insults or jokes that are born out of spite rather than how bizarre or ridiculous a situation is, chances are, you aren't actually laughing or having a good time.

Double Reminder that throwing insults just for the sake of it is an implicit declaration that you're better than someone. Please stay mindful.

 

[Punitive Castration]

It's a lot of fuming over not much, I expected this kind of heat when we found out they're casting people familiar with the show, not "oh my God, $10 for McDonald's!"

let's spend a few pages being irritated that we're going to have to hear someone give a speech next season that goes something like "yeah, so, they keep saying JJJJJ, right? that's because there was a contestant named Jon last season! he was soooo funny and he had rhotacism so he couldn't pronounce his Ls! and so everyone goes JJJJJ and it's a reference to top J!!!
are you Jewish?? hahaha!!"

 

[imdrivingacar]

Now that auditions are open, would you all go on the show if you had the chance? Why or why not?

 

[Pathos]

Now that auditions are open, would you all go on the show if you had the chance? Why or why not?

No because I’m sensitive and my feelings would easily get hurt and I would get homesick

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Now that auditions are open, would you all go on the show if you had the chance? Why or why not?

I have a job

 

[Bass Vendor]

Speaking of potential contestants, my choice would be Luke Valentine. A relative normie who mogs every single person and might pull in mainstream audiences because of his BB controversy. Imagine if we had a guy who is pretty much a Ken doll in the season 1. I read a while back that he is aware of the show and even tweeted to Jet/Sam asking if he could be on it, but got no reply back.
So if Jet or any wigger is reading this, get him on the show!

Luke was asked in an Instagram live about Fishtank. he didn't seem too interested in being a full-on contestant. I'm pretty sure that he was in contact with Jet at some point. My guess is that he will be a freeloader or host a challenge.

 

[Pathos]

I have a job

Aha! But fear not! For if you win, you would be paid a handsome sum of An Amazon warehouse employee’s monthly wages!