I guess when she said she lived in Hamilton it was just the Betty persona, lol. How living in Hamilton is supposed to be intimidating to someone who lives in Toronto, I don't understand, but I guess it explains how she was able to return and hang out with Letty recently.
sneedchat was rumoring that she read Industrial Society in the tank and might have brought it in with her, I never noticed her doing it or an explanation of where she got it from but it'd be good to add to this post, if anyone knows lol
I have no idea what to do now. I browse around aimlessly at kiwifarms, knowing this thread was kiwi peak, nothing will ever compare. Things will never be the same.
I have no idea what to do now. I browse around aimlessly at kiwifarms, knowing this thread was kiwi peak, nothing will ever compare. Things will never be the same.
I have no idea what to do now. I browse around aimlessly at kiwifarms, knowing this thread was kiwi peak, nothing will ever compare. Things will never be the same.
Yeah, but freaks dropping hundreds on her will be first in line at her convention booth. It really is going to be interesting to see how she deals with them. I'll bet the guy that got the tattoo already has his plane ticket booked.
I don't think I can properly explain why I'm uploading this for Sneedchat other than that we were talking about how nobody in production noticed Vance is weak to filth and washed his hands all the time and that the way he washes his hands is really weird
edit: since i just dug this up, I thought the means of this particular troll were hilarious and ingenious, even though the ends were retarded.
ben's mental engine stalling (Oh no, he's going to say- did he say it? he did say it. Damn it, Vance! But it's not his fault - I need to tell him not to- but fuck, I can't tell him not to say 'Jeremy,' he will have no fucking clue what I'm talking about and that's just making it worse for Letty - but I need to say not to respond to- but how - fuck - wh- brain- fuck it)
She rakes in over $6000, $4000 from a whale named "theman." Refuses to click any links people tell her to click in the chat saying people warned her not to.
The planned event is reviewing josiecel rooms sent in via Twitter, most are actual submissions but there are plenty of fake ones that she entertains. She maintains ~1.2k+ viewers for nearly 3 hours.
Prompted by chat, she shares her current plan back home is to stream Monday, Tuesday, Friday, and every other Sunday.
Dirty room = bullied
Clean room = appreciated
Streamlabs is set up so she can milk josiecels
She's very appreciative of early donations
theman is the top paypig at $4000 by the end. 2nd top Fishtank paypig as well
All_Seeing_Knap starts with a $500 donation.
"P.S. do you have any mods"
Josie read his message but didn't acknowledge it beyond that, focused on thanking for the donation
The setup is probably terrible, she can't keep up with paypig chat throughout
Soju bottle cracked open, she gets a bit drunk during the stream
She shares some recent art she drew. Seems inspired by Hors d'oeuvre and a recent meme pic of her. Hors d'oeuvre was the short-lived green dino plush that she wore after Frank destroyed it.
Jet says Josie needs to do the plushy dance
Ideatum pays $5 - "Love supporting trans content creators during pride month"
She reads it silently and says "Chike it up" before moving on
Errol Baer, the guy who got her Soulja Boy Hatsune Miku drawing tattooed on his calf sends a nonsense message.
"Everyone thinks my Hatsune Mike tattoo is you! Im being bullied!"
Jet shows up to move the chats, Josie in "Big streamer mode"
Josie is the first woman to see someone's room.... or is she?
Josie mentions the setup in the previous clip is something she might do because she's so cheap. Then she shares how cheap she is - She washed her clothes in her hotel shower instead of paying to use a washer and dryer.
If she came over to someone's house and this was the room, she'd be interested. Mentions some plushies are in the Dave & Buster's claw machine and some figures are expensive and crazy to buy.
"This is just an insane room. Spending all this fucking money on this My Little Pony shit - can't afford a nice chair? Got the wicker... Walmart wicker... wicker... wickerish chair. Is that what they call that kinda thing, "Wicker?" Wicker? I barely even... know her!"
She gets excited at another theman $500 donation
Scott, the MMA guy, gives her $5
Josie jokes that Scott showed her how to use a gun and if you pull up on her she's not going to box you, she'll shoot you.
Asked about when there will be a Josie Funkopop, Josie says "Never, I hate funkopops."
Chat asks if she's going to watch any anime to prepare for Anime Expo
She says probably not because it's funnier that way.
Another $500 from theman
"Holy shit theman needs to calm down. You're gonna go broke bitch," Josie not understanding whales.
She stays on this for awhile then elevates theman to "my bloke" saying it's the highest you can be on her tier list. Now she gets it.
Josie sees a pez collection in a room and laughs at how pathetic it is. I think she realizes it was a bit mean so notices Ninjago and says that redeems the room.
Worth noting throughout she says the bullying is for "funnies" and she doesn't actually about the rooms and she's not trying to be mean.
Errol Baer's room is a mess
Josie likes that he has a taiko drum
Says kitty litter as a focal point is bad
Points out one cat is really fat and the other is skinny
Says overall it's pretty nice but remove the cat litter from the room
theman donates $1 saying, "This was my last dollar. Gonna be on the streets soon. Goodnight buddy."
This plays into Josie joking about how all this money is gonna be thrown out on the streets to give back to the community.
Josie disses this person for having a gaming laptop.
"Ok so first off.. gaming laptop? L! L! Gaming laptop? L!" Says it's basically like throwing away money because they're shit. "Get a PC buddy."
Ben walks over and asks for her Soju and says he's gonna clean.
Josie says she knew he was gonna ask for something. "Anytime Ben shows up I know he's gonna ask for somethin'"
Seeing carpet in a room, she goes on a tangent about hating carpets due to how annoying they can be to clean
Possible Josielore? She mentions liking gaming chairs that recline, "I fuck with sleeping in the gamer chair. Any gamer chair that doesn't recline isn't worth having."
Talks shit on having a globe as decoration as if her room isn't adorned with a buncha nonsense.
When tearing apart a very reddit room "Either this is ironic or this guy's autistic..." she interrupts herself to apologize and say it's all for a joke but holds back laughter.
Josie joking about throwing all the donos out on the rez, covers her pre-Fishtank job and then Chip walks in and takes over so she can go to the bathroom.
Chip it up!
sprucemaxxed gives $50 and tells Josie to give it to Chip. She seems to take this seriously and writes a note to give Chip $50, then says "Don't charge that back either."
"Should we refer to you as they/them pronouns for Rainbow month?"
"Yes -.-"
Followed by a swig of Soju which I think illustrates Josie pretty well, what with the fidget spinner in hand.
"WarApe with the 14... That's a Nazi number you silly. You thought you could trick me?" then reads the comment.
Asked if she'll stream games, Josie says she'll stream games when she's back home.
"What days do you stream?"
Josie says she's been working on a streaming schedule but doesn't want to interfere with the other fish streaming.
"So far I have Mondays, Tuesday, Friday, and every other Sunday at around 6 or 7 MST.. that's MST for when I get back home."
theman previously dropped $500 and asked if she thinks Jet is cute. He drops another $500
"Jet here, got access to my phone back couldn't help but notice you didn't answer my last question (do you think I'm cute?)
Josie laughs and says she wants whatever job theman has.
"Stop being kooky theman, I'm not gonna answer you silly buddy.. you silly bloke! Thank you so much buddy, you're the realest."
I'm not sure if it's intentional but she's good at shitting on viewers and then flipping it back around and giving what they want. You know they love it.
"Why would you ever own more than like... 3 funkopops?"
"Oh hololive poster... I feel like that's telling me everything I needto know."
She goes on about how this has to be poor weeb's room who wishes they had more money for weeb stuff.
She gets hungry and eats hot cheetos, calling it ASMR. "Man this is mad yummy, I could sit here eating cheetos for the next 3 fuckin hours but I don't think you guys would enjoy that."
She should try this, I bet so long as she read chat she'd make just as much.
She's going through this room and shares some thoughts on the posters and laughs at an unintended pun she makes.
Shitting on anime posters.. "Oh MF Doom poster, he might've just redeemed himself- Oh... JoJo poster bringin' him down a few notches..."
Josie, asked about her and Letty's rap video, says they didn't film a video and thinks the wiggers are "just lackin' on posting it."
Josie shares she used to have a bare concrete floor in her room before it was carpeted and that she hates the carpet, which is her current carpet, because it's a pain to clean and gets gross easily.
gif showing how she reacted to these "wacky emojis".
"As a Metokur fan, can we get your best AWOOOOOOOOOOO pls and thx."
Josie says she may not be as much of a Mister Metokur fan as she thought and that it's been a long time since he's been "dying with cancer and all that."
Josie is at least somewhat familiar with Metokur's stuff
Chat: "Thoughts on Starlight Glimmer?" "I hate that hoe."
2 hours and 15 minutes in she starts saying she's tired and hungry so wants to end the stream.
"..and I ran out of drink so..." which Ben heard and hands her a water
After a few more quick room reviews her McDonald's happy meal arrives to sate her for a bit.
Fit check. Striped shirt, black pants, and adidas sandals. Classic Josie fit, not sure what anyone expected.
Pause room reviews for cold Micky D's that took over an hour to arrive. She full screens the camera before chomping down, she's learning.
"It's a fish! Just like... Fishtank! Symbolism- symbolism much?"
"This is the gayest toy ever."
Josie says she got honey mustard sauce and doesn't normally fuck with that but after a bite says it was "mad yummy" and "After today I may be honey mustard pilled."
She interprets "look into the camera" as doing the up-close thing
Chat asks about "Erm... what the spruce" origins
She's shared this before but reiterates that it was the last meme that got stuck in her head before Fishtank and she was repeating it and laughing at it when Jet did that recording.
Chat asks for for eyebrow update. She's been drawing them in.
Same person asks "What was the secret from last stream?"
"Well you see... the secret is..." eats fries for a bit in silence
"Do you enjoy streaming?"
"Yeah... it's pretty fun," she says. "I don't know what I'll do when I run out of ideas, though."
You can tell she's sleepy at this point.
She finds a good spot to try to wrap up
She tries a few things to to get viewers to agree on ending the stream but they spam and vote to keep going. She says she'll finish the current room then end it.
She thanks the paypigs, special shoutout to top payigs, thanks the viewers, apologizes if she ripped into anyone's room but says maybe they should clean it anyway if it's dirty.
"I love you all. Bye bye buddies! Bye bye buddies! Thank you for sending me a r-"
Sam/Jet musta told her to always end the stream abruptly as she did that last time as well
-What did the Fishtank smell like: Smelled bad during the camping challenge due to them not washing, being sweaty, and the porta potty. Says that people should ask Frank what Letty's feet smelled like since he actually took a whiff of them
-Who smelled the worst during the camping challenge: He did, since he lost all his toiletries
-Plans to fuck with the fish that he didn't do: He wanted to do his own schizo bit one morning and annihilate the place, was also going to keep putting food under people's beds but stopped because they didn't care
-Jet smelled like Hot Pockets
-Mogging Damiel was satisfying, getting someone eliminated was one of his goals (either him of Sylvia), he's glad he got eliminated and deserved it. He mocks him for his tard rage over the shoes he got a day before
-Letty is the piss warlock
-He knew he would relate the most with Josie because he also fiddles around, he didn't want to mess with her because she was so kind, since then he changed his mind to that she had it too easy.
-Went into thinking Letty was a massive skank and master manipulator, now she is his favorite contestant.
-Letty cared alot about her makeup thank Damiel destroyed because it included hand made stuff given to her by her late grandmother
-Feels a connection with Vance, relates to him and thinks he'll make the most out of the show, then the video cuts to his extremely boring stream with a voice clip of Leafy mocking it
-Vance's hair was really wierd, "half frizz and half not". The patch at the back was really bad.
-Says that the culture in the tank & outside of it are the same. Sam, Jet & the fanbase have changed for the better, "we are the last remnants of the golden era of content creation"
-Thinks that Damiel was shitting his pants when he found out that it was Lance who took the shoes
-Letty was the one playing the game out of all the contestants, she gets the most shit, it's crazy that she's a real person because she's so gullible and naive, but she's doing a great job keeping it together despite everything
-The bathrooms were clean during the camping challenge, after he returned they were fucked up
-Saw a screenshot of discord Josiesimps, "That's why I don't use discord!". Simps are wierdos, don't be wierd
-Favorite moment was his 2nd day, drunk piece of shit challenge simultaneous talking, one of the greatest nights he's every had
-2nd favorite moment was hassling Frank
-Wants to interview Vance, has a feeling he doesn't want to speak to him again
-Asked about who will have the most success, says Vance and proceeds to show off his boring stream again
-Didn't feel tortured in the tank, just briefly uncomfortable when he realised that they hate him while he was fucking with them
-Doesn't think he'll be able to do a shoey ever again
-The bad smell in the fishtank intensified due to Chris
I remember everyone in Sneedchat was up watching this fervently, lol. I think this was a night where we were all literally BAYING for Vance's blood, and for Sam's and Jet's for letting Vance and Josie get away with it. Important to note this clip would be 20 minutes long, I wasn't ever cutting talking I was cutting huuuuuge stretches of silence that Vance is always the one to break.
Watching it back you can tell the jig might not have been up if the TTS wasn't constantly barking at Vance. Letty gets up to move clothes into the dryer after this and when she comes back TTS is off so she forgets and starts unloading on him, which could have been considered unstrategic but maybe it just made him more sure that he could defeat her psychologically, which was wrong, lol.
Hmph!!!
edit: for @Aristides, the origins of Daddy's Boy Owns a Mine
