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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 63 7.9%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 181 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 413 51.6%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    801
Day 15 5:59PM
Jon monologue in BR2

Letty utterly broken in BR4

Josie and Vance cleaning kitchen

Dam and Hog MIA

Edit: Dam moved from couch to kitchen. Hog whereabouts unkown
 
Aidan said:
won the challenge? Sam said go upstairs or he will kill you and Jon won by hiding downstairs in the laundry room. Granted it was a good spot but his area was not in play.
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it's true and everything you said is factually correct but debating the rules and technicalities of a round of retard playground hide and seek is making me laugh so hard
 
Was Teddy/Warren the "new housemate" Jet was referring to? I kind of want him to at least stay one night now, although it would be funny if he chose the streets over the Fishtank.
 
a great big cabbage said:
Letty utterly broken in BR4
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She's just depressed because she had a fight with her boyfriend.
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grapeshark77 said:
Was Teddy/Warren the "new housemate" Jet was referring to? I kind of want him to at least stay one night now, although it would be funny if he chose the streets over the Fishtank.
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Nigga just got cash money. Time for crack and malt liquor.
 
I missed most of the monologue.

Jon is working out and kicking a mattress.

The part I heard was him being angry about people calling him a retard:
"You're at home calling me a retard and I'm here and I'm autistic. Think about that"
 
a great big cabbage said:
Day 15 5:59PM
Jon monologue in BR2
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TTS hammers Jon twice as he works out by himself in Bedroom 2. Tells him they used to like him but he's acting like a "wetard," tells him about Jet's poll on Twitter and how he's losing popularity. Jon replies: "All I got to say to the person is... I got autism, I got a speech impediment and so on and so on... but think about this: I'm here, and you're back home... watching me. Think about it, someone who's retarded got here."
 
Aristides said:
TTS hammers Jon twice as he works out by himself in Bedroom 2. Tells him they used to like him but he's acting like a "wetard," tells him about Jet's poll on Twitter and how he's losing popularity. Jon replies: "All I got to say to the person is... I got autism, I got a speech impediment and so on and so on... but think about this: I'm here, and you're back home... watching me. Think about it, someone who's retarded got here."
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It's funny that he thinks he got there for any other reason that being retarded. I have little doubt they heard this fucking guy speak and just chose him to fuck with the others.
 
Sammich said:
It's funny that he thinks he got there for any other reason that being retarded. I have little doubt they heard this fucking guy speak and just chose him to fuck with the others.
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They got gold with Jon as he wants to be good, has confidence, and is mostly self aware.
Yesterday I think, Jon said he has had problems with his ego before and knows it still comes out and he wants help with that and that's part of why he's reading the Bible, which is hard for him to do as he can't read or write very well.

He's probably being manipulated into a villain at this point to spice things up and is letting everything get to him.
 
I swear if I have to hear the chigger all day acting like a retard then I'm personally going to make sure that he gets no bed.
 
RobotGentleman said:
Jon did 310 squats in Bedroom 2 and finished it off with "for everyone at home, try doing this, you fucking pussies."
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And on the way out he had to hear my TTS of "Jon do you realize what Andrew Tate and others do to women when in his war room" while acting smug
 
RobotGentleman said:
Jon did 310 squats in Bedroom 2 and finished it off with "for everyone at home, try doing this, you fucking pussies."
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They were barely squats, he was doing it over a box and essentially resting every time he sat down on it. He certainly didn't go all the way down to the floor because there was a box in the way. Also, he was doing tate fingers the whole time. He then went downstairs, sat his sweaty ass on the kitchen island and asked Vance how much he smells on a scale of 1 to 10.
 
RobotGentleman said:
Jon did 310 squats in Bedroom 2 and finished it off with "for everyone at home, try doing this, you fucking pussies."
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Quarter squats aren't hard to do. Especially when you have a thicc big white dresser to rest your ass upon as you violently drop it like it's hot cracking the very wood the dresser is made of (Nigga is ass fucking the dresser).

Also doesn't help he's hyper ventilating and losing his count because he's also losing consciousness at the same time because of it. "If you ain't seeing stars you ain't working out" -Jon (probably)
 
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