🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 63 7.9%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 181 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 413 51.6%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    801
Drachenlord said:
Nibba she looks like one of those mangled bodies you see in history books. Make it black and white and it’d look like something out of auschwitz.
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Aight wasn't gonna say anything but now I am.

Believe it or not, that post (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16284446) was le epic ironic.

I don't know how a neurotypical person could think it was serious. Not funny, I can see (and even agree with), but serious is dumb. I was literally using cartoon language.

The woman has the girth of a pipe cleaner and the intellect of a field mouse. AND I LIKE MEN ANYW--transmission interrupted
 
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Lowercase I internet said:
Has it been confirmed as to the reason of the retard challenge being stopped? The two main theories I’m seeing is Jon crying to Jet, and the viewership dropping off by a decent amount after the challenge started due to it being unfunny.
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The views crashed and are still sinking. We’re at 6.4K. 5:30pm are prime hours for the show and we’re at 9am hours. People decided they had better things to do.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Has it been confirmed as to the reason of the retard challenge being stopped? The two main theories I’m seeing is Jon crying to Jet, and the viewership dropping off by a decent amount after the challenge started due to it being unfunny.
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My personal theory is that it was purely to fuck with them. Hype them up with the possibility to win an extra fishbuck by acting as cringe as possible and after some of them humiliated themselves just enough come in and tell them straight to their faces "Hey, your shit sucks and you also get no money. Bye."
 
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Not looking good for Jon
 
Logic said:
TTS has really been slowing down, Jet needs to tell Letty to instigate chat more
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The challenge today was a complete disaster. It left no room for social experimentation. And it didn’t protect their babyface. I don’t remember the last time the viewers were this low at this time.
 
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Waddling around to clean the floor. And people say she doesn't make content. She's the highlight of the dull hours between Jon's freakouts.
 
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As viewership tanks down to 6k after Jon pesters the fish into cleaning up, the mods are letting more and more anti-Jon messages through TTS, perhaps to combat the sentiment that he gets special treatment. Most of them are calling him a crybaby bitch for not participating and a beta. So far he hasn't responded.
 
Maybe 20 minutes ago Jon had to explain the t-shirt selling contest to Vance, who seemed unaware of it. More evidence towards schizolance being a doppelganger.
 
So how many challenges has Jontism ruined so far, only other one I can think of besides this is the hot dog challenge where his weird ass take on gnosticism has him being muslim levels of anti-pork
 
This shit happens every few days with Jon. The Jon cycle is law at this point.

Jon creates Jontent causing people in chat to like him. Jon peaks with the Jontent (i.e the Letty talk last night). Jon spergs out at something causing people to hate him. Crew talks with Jon and calms him down. Jon comes back reinvented. Jon starts producing Jontent causing people to like him. The cycle repeats until fishtank ends.

Imo his few low points are worth his many high points. But that’s just me.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
This shit happens every few days with Jon. The Jon cycle is law at this point.

Jon creates Jontent causing people in chat to like him. Jon peaks with the Jontent (i.e the Letty talk last night). Jon spergs out at something causing people to hate him. Crew talks with Jon and calms him down. Jon comes back reinvented. Jon starts producing Jontent causing people to like him. The cycle repeats until fishtank ends.

Imo his few low points are worth his many high points. But that’s just me.
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I'm pretty sure Jon didn't cry about the challenge and just didn't know what he was supposed to do, due to being actually retarded. Abysmal timing and a big chance of getting kicked out this week over this
 
I'm beginning to think Letty isn't even a real piss witch. I mean, she hasn't even tried to cast golden shower in the last 15 days!!

I feel bad for her and I'd like to see her be one of the last two or three contestants before she gets booted.
 
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