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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 63 7.9%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 182 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 413 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%

  • Total voters
    802
All coins falling today, including Josiecoin. Worse than '29.
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Jon down after YET ANOTHER basement intervention
Vance down after the real Vance came back
Letty down after being depwessed
Damiel actually on the rise, definitely a bubble
Sylvia somehow still going down
Josie sucks at tourette's

Warrencoin is new gold standard
$JON
$VNCE
$LETY
$DAML
$HOG
$JOSE
$WAR


Oh hey Jon is back
 
4:41pm

Jet comes upstairs with Jon and announces the end of the retard challenge due it being "not that funny"

Damiel- "So all that was for nothing?"

Jet- "Yep."

Could be a ploy to appease Jon, could also just be to make Sylvia shut the absolute fuck up.
 
Jet: "We're done with the retard thing. It actually wasn't that funny."

Dam and Sylvia: "...We did all that for nothing?"

Jet: "Yeah. And no fishbux."
I’m glad they put a stop to it. I had to close my tab.

Edit: it was at over 10k viewers earlier and now at 7k. I think people were turning this shit off.
 
Jon cries about the challenge to Jet so he cancels it. Jon comes back up acting smug like he was big-braining by acting like a toddler for the whole day. I really kinda hate this dude.
 
Jon has returned and Jet has said the retard thing didn't work out, just wasn't funny enough. Moving on to something else now.
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ED: late as fuck. Fucking DDos Tarding cucked me.
 
TTS: "Are you guys getting tired of Jon's special treatment yet?"

Sylvia grunts, nods, then tries to pass it off as her rubbing her chin against her shirt.

Also the stream lost over 10k viewers (down to 7k at one point) since Warren's hide and seek, which is probably the real reason they cancelled the retard challenge.
 
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Jon defaulting to cleaning after being a buzzkill? Still not acting schizo in any way. Somebody spank this fuckin kid.
 
I’m glad they put a stop to it. I had to close my tab.

Edit: it was at over 10k viewers earlier and now at 7k. I think people were turning this shit off.
Another situation of Sam fucking up something that was already entertaining
 
Schizo Jon and Normal Jon are both quite retarded, but is there enough of a difference to make a difference? You be the judge.
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ED: I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL
 
Another situation of Sam fucking up something that was already entertaining
The production does that a lot, I pretty much expect it every day. There will be a fun, interesting dynamic happening and a challenge will usually fuck it up.

The Cell/Cage was probably the best challenge because of the drama it created organically while allowing the production to torment the Fish. The disabilities has been kind of funny, but it's not tense. The Hotdogs/Nick Caminos challenge fucking sucked. Hotdogs by itself would've been funny enough.
 
TTS: "Are you guys getting tired of Jon's special treatment yet?"

Sylvia grunts, nods, then tries to pass it off as her rubbing her chin against her shirt.

Also the stream lost over 10k viewers (down to 7k at one point) since Warren's hide and seek, which is probably the real reason they cancelled the retard challenge.
I doubt they have this set up but it'd be fun to see a "control center" in the basement where they have charts showing view count, engagement ratios, baselines, etc to intelligently manage this chaos.

Schizo Jon is and Normal Jon are both quite retarded, but is there enough of a difference to make a difference? You be the judge.
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ED: I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL
Jon doesn't understand schizophrenia at all I'm pretty sure.
 
The production does that a lot, I pretty much expect it every day. There will be a fun, interesting dynamic happening and a challenge will usually fuck it up.

The Cell/Cage was probably the best challenge because of the drama it created organically while allowing the production to torment the Fish. The disabilities has been kind of funny, but it's not tense. The Hotdogs/Nick Caminos challenge fucking sucked. Hotdogs by itself would've been funny enough.
The Cage was the best challenge as well as the secret tasks. Anything that promotes mind games makes for great viewing and analysis. Telling them to act retarded and then leaving the room is only good for the recap channels.
 
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