🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    813
The face of someone who knows they're gonna get caught lying

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CoolFool said:
TBH it was a shit contest. Letty clearly has an ED and isn't going to eat shit. The other two women aren't going to out eat a big guy like Vance or even a regular guy like Damiel no matter how much they try. And this wasn't the first time Jon said he doesn't eat pork so Sam should have known he wouldn't have done it.
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Jon vomited for like 30 minutes after he ate spam when he realized it was pork. I think Sam thought that Jon would do it for the sake of the game and then vomit afterwards.
 
Sam invites us to review the footage to check for errors. Make your employees do their fuckin jobs, Shmoyel Hydestein. I don't wanna keep a tally of retards eating hotdogs.
 
Letty says she wasn't keep track of how many hotdogs she ate and doesn't know if she really ate 12. Sam says if she's caught lying she will be punished beyond belief.
 
Would Sam have legitimately kicked Jon or was that just him fucking with him since Jon is too wetawded to remember he was immune?
 
Hotdog eating contest is done. First tally is as follows:
  1. Letty
  2. Josie
  3. Damiel
  4. Vance
  5. Sylvia (she tapped out early)
Jon refused to participate because he's a Christian Muslim or something.

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Shoved the fish into bedroom 2 with the lights off for more seminar.

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Downstairs, Sam and the shark making a mess again.
 
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RedRage said:
There was a hand cam walking around, right? Could use that footage for cross.
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I didn't see one on this challenge, and Sam said the fans will review the footage. And it seems like Sam purposely had the fish moved to block the plates so fans can't really get a good count. I do think this is "rigged", I feel like Vance clearly won by the amount of food he was shoving down his gullet. Maybe this is to make Vance hate Letty.

I swear Letty didn't eat more than 2 but I wasn't looking that closely tbh. However if she only ate a few then she would likely know how many she ate, right? If she really ate 12, I could believe she lost count.

But she could be just lying that she doesn't know so she has plausible deniability in accepting the win.

Edit; Another thing I thought of, I can't really see Letty trying to cheat in front of everyone. She was taking notes while she ate and no one moved from their spot. It's not like she could hide the dogs in her clothes or in the garbage without someone noticing. I think either she actually did eat 12 hotdogs and we simply missed it, or Sam is lying to create tension.
 
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