🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    813
Aristides said:
You're probably right about that, he's simply e-dating someone who he's never met. Best case scenario it's a single mother who actually feels for him, but I'm afraid he might just be getting catfished out of his money. I don't think he'd send nudes, but who knows.
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Jon said they went on a first date in the wilderness where he was a wildlands firefighter. He also said they've lived together for four years. There could be something weird but doesn't sound like a catfish.

He's mentioned the three kids repeatedly but hasn't explicitly said they're with her.
 
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Thought Himinal said:
Jon said they went on a first date in the wilderness where he was a wildlands firefighter. He also said they've lived together for four years. There could be something weird but doesn't sound like a catfish.

He's mentioned the three kids repeatedly but hasn't explicitly said they're with her.
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if jon is not acting, i do not believe any of this.
 
After Sam and Jet trashed downstairs, Jet moved all the crying babies upstairs so the fish could hear them from bedroom 2 but they can't do anything.
 
Thought Himinal said:
Jon said they went on a first date in the wilderness where he was a wildlands firefighter. He also said they've lived together for four years. There could be something weird but doesn't sound like a catfish.

He's mentioned the three kids repeatedly but hasn't explicitly said they're with her.
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do you really think hes not just lying? didnt jon say he could levitate?
 
curbside2 said:
I want to rephrase something because I didn’t explain it well. I don’t like Sam yelling in a woman’s face. I don’t like Letty but I don’t believe men should abuse women. It’s nigger behavior. If any other lolcow was screaming in a woman’s face we would call that out. But he’s internet daddy so it’s okay.
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lol fag
 
This fucking guy, taking it all in like usual, believing every bit of bullshit, hanging on to every word.
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Swamp_Donkey said:
watching the josh moon interview made me dislike him. if nothing else, hes very greedy. after detailing how hard keeping kf going has been with legal costs etc, josh mentioned that if he could run ads on kf he could be making 20k a month. tom immediately cuts him off to brag "yeah 20k is actually a really slow month for me, usually im making close to like 80k per month" to which josh replied "um ok".
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Tom saying words like 'pajeet' casually but can't say the tranny word is so funny to me.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
do you really think hes not just lying? didnt jon say he could levitate?
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Sadly he cannot be the reincarnation of Shoko Asahara as he didn't die until 2018. We will not have our hovering man of nerve agency and weird music until some gen alpha child rises up.
 
DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
Letty is definitely lying and she would have lied during the battle royale, but I think the outcomes of the challenges don't matter and it's just Sam choosing the winners.
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How could Letty have cheated though? She was taking notes while eating the entire time and never moved. No way she could have hid the hotdogs in her clothes or throw them in garbage without anyone noticing. Either Josie counted super wrong, Sam is lying for drama sake, or Letty really did eat 12 hotdogs. If anyone is lying it's Sam to create drama.

Edit: and apparently there was a hand cam there the whole time so again I don't see how Letty could cheat even if she had wanted to.
 
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