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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 182 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 413 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    804
Havin a good time friend?

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Vance drumming in the hell room is the smartest thing he's done his whole time there. Maybe he didn't fall off a turnip truck.

Jon being completely unfazed by it is hilarious though. Maybe this really is a CIA op and they're using Jon as a test subject to create the first weaponized autism super soldier.
 
Shalashaskaa said:
Havin a good time friend?

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Imagine coming off all the weird shit you've put up your nose your whole Chigger life whilst Sam Hyde does weird boxing shit with the guy who humiliated you in front of thousands of people online. Whilst some chinese torture device/stimming toy blares out alongside a boxing alarm and Vance's drums. I almost feel sorry for this bitchmade Chigger boy.
 
Pisek said:
Sylvia "Has anyone ever paid you to piss?"

Lydia "no have you?"

Sylvia "yeah I've been doing it since I was 18, it's a good way to make money"
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It never fails to amaze me how used up and beat Sylvia is for a 23 year old.
 
Day 10: The Don't leave Bedroom 2 challenge. Sam and Jon are having a training session and Vance is trying to drive everyone crazy with drums, while Sam has an annoying timer with high pitched alarms and blinking lights. Also the penguin slide has been playing for about 30 minutes at this point.
 

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Jet gonna crank the heat?
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The opposite I think. When he went into the room to check the TTS test, he said it was hot and said "maybe someone ordered Hot in here. I can override that".

I really think that they've gotten too close to the contestants by hanging out with them and stuff. They aren't letting the viewers do anything at this point. It's stupid.
 
No way they bring dogs in, wouldn't be the best look for production to bring in dogs that would need to go outside for the bathroom and for walks into a place filled with people that cant even clean up after themselves. Unless production plans on taking more care of then than the actual fish then at that point theres no reason to do it and would be a lame ass challenge.
 
Zilortha said:
The opposite I think. When he went into the room to check the TTS test, he said it was hot and said "maybe someone ordered Hot in here. I can override that".

I really think that they've gotten too close to the contestants by hanging out with them and stuff. They aren't letting the viewers do anything at this point. It's stupid.
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I feel that was more Jet acting oblivious in a "good cop" sort of routine.
 
Zilortha said:
The opposite I think. When he went into the room to check the TTS test, he said it was hot and said "maybe someone ordered Hot in here. I can override that".

I really think that they've gotten too close to the contestants by hanging out with them and stuff. They aren't letting the viewers do anything at this point. It's stupid.
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Jet was lying, he was the one that made it hot a bit ago, Jon asked him to make it really cold so I think that was what he was doing.
 
Zilortha said:
The opposite I think. When he went into the room to check the TTS test, he said it was hot and said "maybe someone ordered Hot in here. I can override that".

I really think that they've gotten too close to the contestants by hanging out with them and stuff. They aren't letting the viewers do anything at this point. It's stupid.
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You missed that right after Jet said that Sam said "Don't."
 
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