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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 63 7.9%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 181 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 413 51.6%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    801
Sam has seem to have toned down his JASON GOLDSTRIIKEEEERRR persona a couple of notches.
Sam to letty: "Didn't I tell Vance to take care of that thing?" Letty: "It's my baby!" Sam: "ok"
Yeah, he's really mellowed out his over the top shtick.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Again, he wasn't at a bar, frathouse or a liquor store, he's taking part in an entertainment production. The rules are different, both in how the alcohol is provided, the level of insurance policy and required practices in said policy. Allowing participants to consume enough alcohol to experience significant inebriation would require production insurance in the high six figure, low seven figure mark, and would require constant required monitoring of actions and state.

Just look at actual reality shows. Even minor injuries cause a dead halt to whatever action is on-going while the person is inspected by a medical team and the injured party has to sign waivers at some point shortly thereafter before they go back in. For movies and other non-reality shows, injuries mean dead halt in filming 99% of the time until the issue is resolved.

Yes it's autistic. All legal and liability shit is hyper-autistic. But ignore it at your financial peril. You'll get away with it often enough, but it will eventually get you. Especially if you film it 24/7 in front of a live audience.
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Alright Mr. Industry Insider, so how many American Funbucks have Jersey Shore cast members gotten because they puke so much? Can you point to a few instances of this working out the way you think its going to? It sounds like such a slam dunk, I'm sure you have a few on hand.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Again, he wasn't at a bar, frathouse or a liquor store, he's taking part in an entertainment production. The rules are different, both in how the alcohol is provided, the level of insurance policy and required practices in said policy. Allowing participants to consume enough alcohol to experience significant inebriation would require production insurance in the high six figure, low seven figure mark, and would require constant required monitoring of actions and state.

Just look at actual reality shows. Even minor injuries cause a dead halt to whatever action is on-going while the person is inspected by a medical team and the injured party has to sign waivers at some point shortly thereafter before they go back in. For movies and other non-reality shows, injuries mean dead halt in filming 99% of the time until the issue is resolved.

Yes it's autistic. All legal and liability shit is hyper-autistic. But ignore it at your financial peril. You'll get away with it often enough, but it will eventually get you. Especially if you film it 24/7 in front of a live audience.
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pink triangle time bud
 
Contestants think they are going to spend a long time together in a room and Josie brings the all important duck toy.
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convulsion swell said:
Alright Mr. Industry Insider, so how many American Funbucks have Jersey Shore cast members gotten because they puke so much? Can you point to a few instances of this working out the way you think its going to? It sounds like such a slam dunk, I'm sure you have a few on hand.
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MTV could afford coverage for the Jersey Shore and likely had it written into their contracts. They also had scores of off-camera staff watching to intervene at any moment when it got real in a dangerous way instead of the heavily scripted way most of that show was.

Jet and Sam are bitching about streaming costs a fraction of the policy costs MTV likely had, and they demonstrated ain't nobody who knows their shit is watching the fish. As soon as unconscious sped-king started blowing chunks lying down, off screen medicals should have jumped in immediately.
 
The mini challenge is that the fish are staying in room 2, the last one to leave gets 3 fish bucks. This can last as long as they want it to. Place yer bets, who will out last everyone else?

I'm betting that Jon does something stupid that requires everyone to vacate the room prematurely.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
MTV could afford coverage for the Jersey Shore and likely had it written into their contracts. They also had scores of off-camera staff watching to intervene at any moment when it got real in a dangerous way instead of the heavily scripted way most of that show was.

Jet and Sam are bitching about streaming costs a fraction of the policy costs MTV likely had, and they demonstrated ain't nobody who knows their shit is watching the fish. As soon as unconscious sped-king started blowing chunks lying down, off screen medicals should have jumped in immediately.
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he got drunk and puked it up who cares
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Again, he wasn't at a bar, frathouse or a liquor store, he's taking part in an entertainment production. The rules are different, both in how the alcohol is provided, the level of insurance policy and required practices in said policy. Allowing participants to consume enough alcohol to experience significant inebriation would require production insurance in the high six figure, low seven figure mark, and would require constant required monitoring of actions and state.

Just look at actual reality shows. Even minor injuries cause a dead halt to whatever action is on-going while the person is inspected by a medical team and the injured party has to sign waivers at some point shortly thereafter before they go back in. For movies and other non-reality shows, injuries mean dead halt in filming 99% of the time until the issue is resolved.

Yes it's autistic. All legal and liability shit is hyper-autistic. But ignore it at your financial peril. You'll get away with it often enough, but it will eventually get you. Especially if you film it 24/7 in front of a live audience.
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You're retarded.

1. If John isn't hurt (like actually hurt, not had an upset tummy) and some other tort isn't comitted he basacially has no case no matter what.

2. Business/production insurance is way cheaper than you think it is. The alcohol rider probably doubled his premium, but it was probably still less than 25k.

3. Major productions have brands and networks to protect, and worry about press. Sam and Jet are already widely slandered as Nazis, and have.... some no name LLCs they can bankrupt out.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
MTV could afford coverage for the Jersey Shore and likely had it written into their contracts. They also had scores of off-camera staff watching to intervene at any moment when it got real in a dangerous way instead of the heavily scripted way most of that show was.

Jet and Sam are bitching about streaming costs a fraction of the policy costs MTV likely had, and they demonstrated ain't nobody who knows their shit is watching the fish. As soon as unconscious sped-king started blowing chunks lying down, off screen medicals should have jumped in immediately.
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So not a single instance you could find. Got it.
 
CoolFool said:
The mini challenge is that the fish are staying in room 2, the last one to leave gets 3 fish bucks. This can last as long as they want it to. Place yer bets, who will out last everyone else?

I'm betting that Jon does something stupid that requires everyone to vacate the room prematurely.
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The most dehydrated of them is obviously going to win, so a clear W for Jon.
 
I think this "Getting Cozy" mini challenge will depend on who's bladder is the smallest and who's is willing to piss in a corner.
 
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