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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 62 7.8%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 180 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.6%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    798
Floppa Elite said:
I genuinely think it's just too much for him to handle, and he wants to go home. Some discord tranny has been going around YouTube comments talking about how he actually has had something found, but whoever found it has been keeping quiet. Mauro seems way too sweet and genuine for the 'tank.
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When you take it into account that Mauro is Mexican and seems to conform to a lot of Mexican cultural norms (the crucifix, the Virgin of Guadeloupe shirt), I think the biggest skeleton that scares him isn't something that would shock us, but instead something that would shock his family. Yeah, he's pretty obviously gay in his inflection and mannerisms to us, but he isn't flaming, and he seems pretty normal otherwise. Likely the vast majority of his family doesn't know he's gay, much less underaged Grindr gay getting groomed by old men. It coming out and having Tio Pepe refuse to hug him anymore, or Abuela saying she's going pray rosaries in his name would destroy him more than being locked in a room with TTS trolls blasting him for all eternity.
 
TTS came in saying “Goldstriker said first one to say the N-word is safe from elimination” and Damiel(?) immediately says Nigga not even .2 seconds after
 
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We found her!
 
I'm obsessed with this show, I can't follow this thread too much cos it goes too fast, don't really watch the steam, just on twitter updates and memes. Happy to be here shitposting with you niggas and enoying this moment. This has been better than 10 rittenhouse trials and various other happenings combined. I thought Sam was a tad washed up but still an amusing guy but this shit is great.

 
Vance is moping alone in room 2, he looks like he's about to give one of his cringe speeches to his girlfriend again.

edit: Jon came by, Vance gives him some advice to sit down if he is showering. He asks Jon if he drank some gatorade, but I couldn't hear Jon's response. I don't think Jon is showering... how can anyone stand being near him or talking to him?
 
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