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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
So they chose to risk a potentially show-ending medical incident instead of running out to any store to get canned bubbly water that they already know Jon drinks? A two dozen pack of which is like, $20?
Calm down, he just drank too much and has an upset stomach because of it. I would hesitate to call it anything close to a "medical incident"
 
the joncycle is something to behold. every single day he starts off well and by the evening time he is chimping out and pissing every single person in the house off. then he's doing pushups and scweaming about how he doesn't give a fuck bwo
it's also a treat watching this thread fall for the joncycle every single time
 
Finally caught up. With Mauro leaving I still hope they do the elimination from the parent challenge and Sylvia gets eliminated. Just break up that anti Jon alliance that's going on.
 
Hit me with trashcans for this one, but like, IDK if that would be a good idea. Point of the show is to be shocking and funny, not to be heart breaking. Just listening to Jon crying in the upstairs bathroom from the hallway cam already killed me a bit inside- idk if I could have watched his full scale breakdown.
content is content, they picked jon and put him in the house to see what he would do.
 
Jon is not dying nor is this a 'medical emergency'. Sure he's probably suffering rn but who's to blame? I've had mornings like this before, he honestly just needs to rest and have some bacon and eggs. Fk me
 
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Jon is not dying nor is this a 'medical emergency'. Sure he's probably suffering rn but who's to blame? I've had mornings like this before, he honestly just needs to rest and have some bacon and eggs. Fk me
This. He doesn't drink, so he's likely not used to the brutal hangovers and is being overdramatic.
 
You're a retard.
I know. The reason i think it could be a stomach bug is because in my experience alcohol puking happens in one go, not over multiple times throughout the night after you've already stopped drinking. On the other hand there are diseases you can get that make you puke on a consistent basis throughout the night.
 
Finally caught up. With Mauro leaving I still hope they do the elimination from the parent challenge and Sylvia gets eliminated. Just break up that anti Jon alliance that's going on.
Minor problem. Jon's baby has been crying for 12 hours straight now while he has babbies first hangover. He might be safe from being eliminated, but he's going to lose the parent challenge - IF they go ahead and finish it.
Yeah, the rules have gone far past being suggestions to being mere faint hopes by now, but still - hard to justify kicking out anyone else, isn't it.
 
Can I get a qrd from when they shut off the cans last night? I just saw a post saying Mauro left too. What happened there?
Mauro left because he was uncomfy sharing a room with CP Simmons. Only the bedroom cams stayed on last night, but we could hear Jon screaming and throwing shit and others trying to calm him down. Now Jon is passed out in the laundry room in puddles of his own vomit, and since he refuses to drink tap water since microplastics the crew is scrambling to get sparkly zoomer water.
edit: Forgot to mention, Jet and crew brought them pizza, cake, and beer to recoup after the Simmons incident. Jon was plastered, that's why he passed out.
 
as much as i would have like to see frank give sissy simmons a good hassleing i doubt he would have done a better job than sam. wish he would have at least got loosed for an hour before sam came in though.
 
This looks more like anxiety than food poisoning or anything serious.
Trust me, that's alcohol poisoning. Jon doesn't drink normally, if him rampaging through the house and drinking everything on sight is true that's exactly what's to be expected. I've been in that position more than enough times to recognize it and that misery is a big reason I won't touch the stuff (fucking filter lol) anymore.

Legitimately they need to either get him to a hospital to get a IV drip, or force him into the bathroom and force him to sip down water and puke it out his system for the rest of the day.
 
Some of you are either sheltered or never experienced College-tier binge drinking
Dude just drank too much and feels like shit, he won't keep anything down for some hours.
He'll be fine tomorrow
 
Did they seriously put VIEWING the chat behind the paywall? Especially after taking down VODs and restreams from YouTube so we can (god forbid!) Actually catch up on the stream. The absolute Jewishness of Scam Hyde knows no bounds.
 
I'll put it this way: it's a Sam Hyde related product.
If anyone expected it to actually follow a set a rules and guidelines, to actually go the full 6 weeks, and to not devolve into an utter shit-show, they're more touched in the head than Jon and I have many a bridge to sell them. Yes, it's been an absolute shit-show (a very entertaining one, mind you) but it's like buying cheap electronics and expecting them not to shit the bed or catch on fire, if you're paying for this, you knew what you were getting into at some level.

I can understand the sentiment of "this isn't what I paid for/expected", but it comes across far more as entitlement at this point then actually disgruntled customers. $40 is not a lot of money, even in this god awful economy, and if that's all you paid in, you got plenty of bang for your buck. That's more than reason enough to mock the "refund now!" and doomposting crowd.
Yeah I guess people who pay for something and then don't get it are the retards for expecting they'll get what they paid for. They're completely in the right here on principle and you should stop making excuses for Sam.
 
Can I get a qrd from when they shut off the cans last night? I just saw a post saying Mauro left too. What happened there?
They pulled all the fish to the basement after a few were already down there from breaking down. Before they came up all the downstairs cameras where down for about 4 hours. The upstairs remained on most of the time until Jon had some type of incident (seems like it was with booze). About 10 minutes after the incident the cams came back on upstairs. Then the downstairs cameras came on about 40 minutes after that.
 
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