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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
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What did they do to this poor autistic man? I'm still catching up but it sounds like he's been puking and passing out for like 10 hours or something.
I got to make sure I never have an autistic meltdown near jet or I might just get the worst hangover known to man.
 
Jon woke up and is dry heaving again. Having a puke covered towel right in front of his face and the fat, stinky braphog walking by probably doesn't help.
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Blitzsneed said:
Poor Jet. Jon has requested Ginger Ale to rehydrate.
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Ginger ale might help settle his stomach but what he really needs is pedialyte (sodium chloride solution/electrolytes) and some of those little one time use oxygen bottles you can get at a sporting goods store. Definitely the best over the counter hangover cure.
 
FluorideHuffer said:
Hot take:
I think some of you niggas are paranoid for no reason… the show is going just fine. The events of the past 48 hours are LITERALLY the point of this show. (((CERTAIN PEOPLE))) in this thread can’t stand to see a project being actually funny for once…
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A part of me gets it considering how annoying Sam Hyde fans can be, but yesterday was great. To get off that rollercoaster and complain that it might be over is a lameass way of looking at things.
 
Maybe Jon ate the toilet meat finally.

autists are prone to major stomach problems for some reason doctors haven't figured out yet, so I'm not surprised he's puking so much.

Some people theorize fecal transplants might help with the weird autism gut problem, someone should suggest that to Lettie, she'd love it.
 
The hog went downstairs for water, stopped and looked at Jon, and just went back upstairs. She clearly thought about checking on him but decided not to. What a whale.
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Big Green said:
A part of me gets it considering how annoying Sam Hyde fans can be, but yesterday was great. To get off that rollercoaster and complain that it might be over is a lameass way of looking at things.
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idk i would be a little happier if we got to see what jon was doing yesterday during his meltdown. wasnt that the point of the show? to watch these people have meltdowns?
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
idk i would be a little happier if we got to see what jon was doing yesterday during his meltdown. wasnt that the point of the show? to watch these people have meltdowns?
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Hit me with trashcans for this one, but like, IDK if that would be a good idea. Point of the show is to be shocking and funny, not to be heart breaking. Just listening to Jon crying in the upstairs bathroom from the hallway cam already killed me a bit inside- idk if I could have watched his full scale breakdown.
 
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