🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[The Blue Morpho]

You know because Jon is mentally a child I guess Simmons sort of is a child molester.

 

[Terrorist]

I'm a casual fan of Sam Hyde and always assumed Jet was a dipshit hanger on with very little to offer, but he's really come across as a decent guy over the last few days.

Jet is a great henchman. Dipshit hangers on can sometimes be very good at henching if you give them the opportunity.

 

[Crungass]

Sam gets home, launches the website and sees one of the three days he paid 30k for aren't being used. How will Jet excuse this?

 

[chumbuddy]

Game over nerds

 

[convulsion swell]

It's official, Joncoin is now 1:1 for Zimbabwe dollars

Slurpin' up that dip. We can't even call it volatility anymore, the fall and rise is regular enough. The falling knife is in slow motion, I'm catching that shit.

 

[Love Machine]

Letty tried to make some content and killed the fucking show. ABorted

 

[DaneTheMane]

Meds. Take them.

reflection

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Here's the last part of the Simmons interview that I recorded right when he was getting into the call. The interviewers repeatedly dropped the ball in this part. My internet shits out at a point or two. There is some technical difficulties at the beginning so feel free to skip through.
simmons-interview-2.mp3

This sounds exactly like Metokur's first interaction with Jonathan Ross lmfao
ed: except these interviewers are absolute retards

 

[Retink Retunk]

Letty tried to make some content and killed the fucking show. ABorted

Have you heard the tragedy of Lindsey Elise the drunk?

 

[Papa No-No]

• Stop commenting that a thread is fast. You're not helping.

Really struggling to follow that little guideline right now.

Everyone is talking about the fragile fishies being traumatized, but I think the real trauma victim here was Jet Neptune. He had to sit on the sidelines while Sam thrashed about like a snakehead dropped in a tank of goldfish.

I think the show needs more neutral guest appearances, like a live Epic Meal Time or Scuffed Realtor. It gives the fish some reprieve without the complete release of their social media pacifiers.

 

[supersock12345]

Jon's tard rage is lost footage

They allegedly have also been removing archival footage such as the swatting, so nothing is sacred

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Sam needs to either do a hard reboot with Jon as one of the sharks or do something else.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Isn't no weed one of the main rules of fish tank? Stay inside, no weed. Both rules have been destroyed. I'll give Jet the outside one because swatting, but why would you give these people weed? Especially the dude who's hopped up on caffeine and just went through an incredibly stressful day. This is the same guy they hid knives from.

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Where are you guys getting the weed smoking from?

 

[DustBuns]

Sam needs to either do a hard reboot with Jon as one of the sharks or do something else.

Jon would 100% be incapable of keeping his mouth shut while sharking unless you told him you had Andrew Tate tied up in a dark room and started cutting his digits off for every word he speaks.

 

[curbside2]

Sam needs to either do a hard reboot with Jon as one of the sharks or do something else.

They’re the Goldstriker brothers and wear matching blue suits. Jon with his headgear of course.

 

[nut butter]

I wonder if the party footage from tonight will be in the edited doc they release? They aren't showing it now, but that doesn't mean they don't have a local copy.

 

[cranoppwel]

If I wake up and get through work without this house literally fucking exploding. I will be shocked.

 

[Crungass]

They allegedly have also been removing archival footage such as the swatting, so nothing is sacred

Doesn't the season pass say you would get ALL footage from the entire show?

 

[cwestg]

god half of you are the biggest crybabies, spending this entire time hoping the show ends and talking about how bad it is. bunch of negative nancies