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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Sammich said:
are you really aids alice? if so you should be beaten with a bat for your degeneracy, thot.
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yes you fucking freak retard its clearly me, unless youre legally blind i dont know how you could confuse me, and you must be mistaken because i dont have fucking aids, youre a retard that believes retarded shit, and i was beaten with a rock, youfucking retard, which is why these dumb ass fish should be too. throw his baby into the fucking ceiling fan.
 
No more interview, no cameras, not even a rat in josie's room? I guess its fucking bedtime.
 
Aristides said:
People were acting like Jon would develop lifelong cPTSD from watching Sam shit all over Simmons then kick him out. Even if it rocked his socks, he'll be fine and sperging joyfully in a day or two. What's happening now is desperate damage control to stop him from leaving too soon, which may very well be a consequence of Sam's needlessly cruel bit towards Jon's only friend in the tank.
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At this point I see this more as damage control for the other fish, Jon was probably satiated by a minor push to cut his TTS back and Sam telling him he'll guarantee pay him for sticking it out.
 
Retink Retunk said:
A lot of the mentally disabled target children because they're mentally disabled. I thought maybe Simmons would have some justification even if it was shitty, but it sounds like his take is "it's ok to fuck kids in my culture, you're the weird ones."
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He didn't say that. He said its ok to kiss kids platonically in his culture. French men kiss eachother and Arab men hold hands. This isn't an unreasonable line of defense imo
 
alicesroom said:
yes you fucking freak retard its clearly me, unless youre legally blind i dont know how you could confuse me, and you must be mistaken because i dont have fucking aids, youre a retard that believes retarded shit, and i was beaten with a rock, youfucking retard, which is why these dumb ass fish should be too. throw his baby into the fucking ceiling fan.
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So, what did Ralph's penis smell and taste like?
 
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alicesroom said:
yes you fucking freak retard its clearly me, unless youre legally blind i dont know how you could confuse me, and you must be mistaken because i dont have fucking aids, youre a retard that believes retarded shit, and i was beaten with a rock, youfucking retard, which is why these dumb ass fish should be too. throw his baby into the fucking ceiling fan.
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Alice you are gross and I would not have sex with you
 
Missing the first few minutes of the interview, taken from a stream from someone not in the call so you have retarded commentary on top of others retarded commentary. The retard is also playing random Simmon's videos on Instagram so RIP your ears a few times. This is part 1, he dropped off the call for a few minutes and is now back.
 
Unrelated to the interview and the pedo hole he’s digging, one of Simmons’ books is titled “Legit Reasons to vote for Republicans: 1st Generation Immigrant’s Thorough Comprehension” and it’s just blank apart from some section titles lmao

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Frogget-me-not said:
Unrelated to the interview and the pedo hole he’s digging, one of Simmons’ books is titled “Legit Reasons to vote for Republicans: 1st Generation Immigrant’s Thorough Comprehension” and it’s just blank apart from some section titles lmao

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Unfinished book or an attempt at humor?
 
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