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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    779
Since we have some downtime with the cams offline, what would be your dream fishtank cast? Assume no TOS, all bets are off
Patrick Tomlinson
7 children of similar ethnicity
Nick Fuentes
A pepperoni machine.

Day 17.
Patrick runs out raw materials to make pepperoni. With only him and Nick left in the house, he proceeds to set up his machine to produce chorizo.
 
Before/if there even is a season 2, Sam and his crew really need to take a tard/autist wrangling class of some sort. They're beyond unprepared for the autism meltdowns, even before today's shitshow
 
I can't believe how many people are gook guarding Simmons
That Instagram post alone earns him a baby raper stamp
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All Jon does is bullying other contestants but he cant be critiicized now. Just kick out the retard instead of giving up the entire premise of your show.
C'mon man, the guy is literally autistic. He's been half of this show's content, it'd be retarded to cut him off this early, It's one half of a day out of 42.
 
All that happen was one guy got eliminated what is this emotional safe space bullshit.
This whole concept continues to fall apart. Sam already ran away with the initial buy-in money from when people thought this would be a torture chamber (it's clearly not) but the whole show just becomes more & more soft over time. You clearly can't throw a bunch of zoomers into a house & put any real pressure on them. They don't work with the reality television concept despite being cruel retards when given a screen. If this is how they respond to someone writing their pedophile fanfiction in a book then they won't be able to tolerate anything more extreme than Sam being loud.
 
it was clear when both sam and jet were giving jon the surrogate dad treatment that they were trying to keep the money in the house.
 
Too much glass tapping for the fishes it seems. Hopefully Sam and crew have good things to come after this glorious trial of trash and fire.
 
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something tells me this will be the only fishtank ever, i doubt sam can keep doing this every year after the shitshow it was, people will find out a way to doxx the place and the contestants will more than likely have more skeletons in the closet that people will find and use it to ruin the show
I can see this working as a yearly thing if they work out the fucking kinks before they try again. The vast majority of the problems here feel like they've occurred because Sam and Jet were gung-ho to get this project out the door fast.

Regardless, it really depends on how the rest of this one goes. I'm definitely leaning more towards your sentiment though. This has been equal parts entertaining and shit-show, so I'm not exactly optimistic.
 
I'm trying to catch up, but jesus fucking christ this thread is impossibly fast

I'm still team damiel>josie>vance>>>>>>everyone else like I was from the start, even after seeing all the shittalk in this thread. Give me those negrates you fickle fucks. Jon is fine for content but holy fuck would I hate being around him. One of my 3 is taking it all
 
I like Jon, but this is peak homosexuality. What's the point of TTS if you're going to censor anything that will hurt their feelings? Might as well add a generic sound effect that goes 'Person X was superchatted hugs ❤️'
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I can see this working as a yearly thing if they work out the fucking kinks before they try again. The vast majority of the problems here feel like they've occurred because Sam and Jet were gung-ho to get this project out the door fast.

Regardless, it really depends on how the rest of this one goes. I'm definitely leaning more towards your sentiment though. This has been equal parts entertaining and shit-show, so I'm not exactly optimistic.
i mean its day 9 of 6 weeks and it already feels like its gonna end any time now, also there is the problem of finding contestants
 
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